/smg/ stock market general

Three (3) Day Weekend
Markets open Tuesday

Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
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Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bear/

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.comt

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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Weak hands about to be liquidated

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niggers

The CEO of an energy firm based in the UK thought he was following his boss’s urgent orders in March when he transferred funds to a third-party. But the request actually came from the AI-assisted voice of a fraudster.

The Wall Street Journal reports that the mark believed he was speaking to the CEO of his businesses’ parent company based in Germany. The German-accented caller told him to send €220,000 ($243,000 USD) to a Hungarian supplier within the hour. The firm’s insurance company, Euler Hermes Group SA, shared information about the crime with WSJ but would not reveal the name of the targeted businesses.

Euler Hermes fraud expert Rüdiger Kirsch told WSJ that the victim recognized his superior’s voice because it had a hint of a German accent and the same “melody.” This was reportedly the first time Euler Hermes has dealt with clients being affected by crimes that used AI mimicry.


How do you make your voice secure?

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Looks like Cramer Club is buying Novartis. You guys know anything about this pharma play?

this is awesome.

>How do you make your voice secure?
in the future we will have proof of identity/truth based on the bitcoin blockchain. it will be the only way to know a pic, a vid or a sound isnt faked.

>How do you make your voice secure?
They already have tools which makes shit like this impossible, the question is when it will be mandatory use for all phones.

Jordan Peterson on this philosophical implications of LotR is painfully relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

got some frens visiting today to come pay me: PFE, PSX, V

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>he hasn't already uploaded his dick to the blockchain

MY OLLI CALLS AAAAA

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shhhhhh sweet user, we still have till Friday till all is lost.

MAKE THE S&P GREEN AGAIN YOU BOOMER FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is there an inverse industrial ETF? SDOW the best we've got?

>e-celeb
nope

a new age desu

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> implying in future individuals won't have to track every bodily function in smart contracts to prove that the faked voice isn't ours.

We are going to have cryptographically secured throats to prevent this.

I'm getting fucking murdered on my ROKU calls. This shit better pull back like 50% this week.

expected an olli bounce back, down %60 on calls expiring 9/20, join me in hell baggie

Who the fuck is this bond market asshole on CNBC, basically telling Powell to start the recession?

Bros, what's going on with CEI? they had some heavy stock splits, and it's at .20/s with EPS in the $70's, and analysts say it's overvalued.

I don't know who you speak of but sounds like TDS affliction.

When does LCI hit oversold territory so I can buy back in?

The fuck just happened to LCI? J-just lunch r-right bros? It'll pick up a-a-a-after right?!

No, I think he’s just a bond trader who wants the stock market to crash.

Or wants there to be a smaller “bust” so there isn’t a total catastrophic crash.

I'll buy when they short it down to the 7's.

Jesus Christ these puts are never going to be profitable...

I can’t even pay my bills without a questionnaire of my personal details to show that my voice is mine to give money to them.

SNSS just keeps going up!

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what kind of bills are you paying?
my bills either autopay online, or I can mail a check

What edition is this?

Buyable dip?

Might be better off with Lam though...

baller

How do you explain gaps like these in intraday $SPY? Doesn't this imply that there wasn't a single limit order between those candles? Isn't that really fucking unlikely?

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straight copypaste edition

Just normie bills and if I charge my credit cards for the month. I mainly online pay or mail a check but there is times I’ve called in and paid. It’s obvious now why not to call in as there’s a lot of screwing you around and questions that I could skip by paying with fast button clicks online or the app..... I was just trying to make the point as to why it was so easy for someone to fake your voice to move 200k+ out of account, when I had trouble being my real self to pay my bill without going through verification measures

house premium vs an apartment

then investing that spare cash

whats the best for long term asset growth?

This is the only portfolio that‘ll save you from gainz goblins

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LCI STOP! GO BACK UP!

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this manlet did a pretty good video on it. his videos are pretty spot on when it comes to real estate and investing

youtube.com/watch?v=3xf0kilLGxc

>SNSS up 9%
>PESX up 16%
>WKHS was down 8% but now down 4.5%

Today is a green day

Did you try LGLV in your simulation?
Seems pretty based as fuck.

shit wrong link, here's the manlet and the correct link:

youtube.com/watch?v=F3PIObPVRPk

Also SPLV

will watch, thanks man

i think buying in my area is better idea i just dont want to not be inticipating something about home ownership and get myself in a shit situation you know

plus im looking at places that will end up with a sub $700 mortgage that will easily rent for $1100+ already, if i ever decide to move

kek

I bailed at 10.25. May LCIguy forgive me for my weakness. Will buy back in tho.

so when's NBRV going back up? I've DCA'd down to $2.30 now. Started at $2.70 back before the Contempo CRL.
I could sell off at $2.50 and just get out with some profit, but my greed and the time invested says to wait until at least $3.50 or higher.

>tfw trimmed too early
>tfw replaced some shares too high
Well, I finally did it boys. I did a classic Jow Forums, sold low and bought high.

I wonder what range LCI will bottom?

what are boomers going to do when trump is out of office? Kill themselves? zoomers and millennials will finally be able to make money without worrying about some mango colored idiot tanking things via tweets that’s for sure

LCI...

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no, i wanted to specifically use leveraged etfs or volatility indices. I might add reits if i REALLLLLLY want a dividend, but i dont think it‘s necessary. You know how it is, rebalancing daily and all.

Haha this is the bottom so you better get in soon

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Another graduate, class of '19

>what are boomers going to do when trump is out of office? Kill themselves?
boomers as a whole no, though they'll seethe like when Obama was in office.
ptg and the conservative media will unironically have mass suicides and despair if anyone other than biden wins (for the latter, ptg suicides no matter what)

Same things they would do otherwise. Collect social security, vote, and blame other generations for their problems.

her face looks kind of manly

Really want to buy certain stocks but I'm getting a vibe I shouldn't. Comparing general current stock prices to pre-2009 recession stock prices shows a large difference. If I buy now and a recession hits Im gonna get stuck bag holding rather than being able to buy cheap stocks. On the other hand stocks end up going up again for another year and I could've made gains. Looks like I'm basically trying to time an entry and exit before the next recession/depression rather than jist staying out consideing how long it's been since the last one.

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American Outdoor Brands hit 52 week low today.
Time to buy!

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They’ll cash out and crash the market like the cowards they’ve always been and then die off without ever answering to their crimes against America
The only reason he got voted in was because the other choice was cancer. If I had to choose between the flu and cancer sorry but the flu wins. Ask any boomer or magatard you want about trumps plan to fix the trade war AND THEY CANT ANSWER!! They’re blind sheep and they know he’s out next term it’s over for Trump. At this point hold onto cash and wait it out because when he’s done and the market is finished crashing, any stock you throw a dart at us going to moon.
It’s too bad we can’t line up the boomers that voted for him and go full firing squad.

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Meant for

>US auto maker employees to strike
Lol

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My foodstocks. Based KHC.

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Bought WORK 9/20 puts. Let's fucking go - earnings miss + Donny needs to rock the boat and make me a bill - also anyone remember what term Baggie always uses to reference $1,000?

Limit order doesn't oblige anyone to buy at that price?

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Yep... I set my limit buy for SDOW too low.

Boeing and the auto industry really determined to make sure us industrial economy ends immediately.

CEI going to moon

MNKD going to climb nicely

LCI having a pull back

You’re in good company...

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Blessed LCIguy

i'm not buying cum eating instructions no matter how much you shill it

9/11 2: Boeing autopilot boogaloo when?

Also, I looked into CEI a bit. Some decent stats, but whats with all the stock splits? What's the story? Gimme the low down.

Top three articles on the biggest CCP English news site.

CHINKS ARE SEETHING

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I FOMO with LCI but I’ve held SNSS for a short while and now it’s making me feel good today

I lost 2k at the casino over the weekend and fucked a fat chick. How to recover?

Who here /getting fucked in bollinger band nation/?

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lol chinks talking about global actions against the US. they're really already out of ammo

they dilute a shit ton.. but it might ease up here.. really risky play...

How come SNSS is going stonks today?

Stacks of Yang

You have to fuck the casino and charge 2k for a fat chick

Kek... got stopped out of my short with a small loss. It's ok though I'm preparing the bbq to grill all those roku bulls.

BUY RARE EARTH METAL MINING STOCKS

IF THE CHINESE WALK AWAY FROM NEGOTIATIONS, THEY WILL USE THEIR SUPPLY OF RARE EARTHS TO BLACKMAIL THE WORLD

I'ma laugh at them.

Y tho? Y they n33d moar monies?

So I have a question for you, /smg/. When you are interested in a stock that you think has a future, but is on a rise and is beating local or all-time highs, what do you do? Wait for a dip? DCA half now and dca half later?

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More fake news MSM lies. US manufacturing is growing stronger under Trump

Buy moar LCI

What happened to all the spiderbros?

Just buy and don't look at it for a few months. Don't panic sell. I made plenty of panic sells on stocks that have since jumped in value. Though it is always wise to hold some cash on the side if you see a good opportunity.

There are a number of stocks iv been watching exactly like this. My strategy has been to slowly accumulate and if a dip happens I'll buy a larger amount.

Incorrect, actually, if you’re talking about the human worker benefit. We’re automating.

Also, what’s this about a GM and Ford strike in the states? Lol

how big are we talking
like what is her weight and what is your weight

Where are my KHC niggers at? We are going to smash through the $26 mark soon!

Lost so much money, and I got more to lose. Pennystockchad bailed. And I’m in bad company since you are pretty much a retard who bought whatever was shilled, and turned around to shill it some more.

Fuck Kim though.

Don't worry bro.. we've all been there... you live and you learn...

KHC to $90

VRUS road to $0.1
foodchads enjoy the OTC delicacies too