Holy shit they just keep being innovative and ahead of this whole industry

Holy shit they just keep being innovative and ahead of this whole industry.

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No amount of news will ever pump the price to ath again. Sorry neets. Youre not making it.

chain.link/mixicles.pdf

MIXICLES !!!!

>mixicles

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>a philosophy degree

it's interdesting that ic3 made the announcement and chainlink official released the news.

You just win

wow such buzzwords
very cool!

Checked
Philosophy degree confirmed for god tier
$1000eoy

>blessed field of study

ic3 and Chainlink twitter accs operated by the same intern confirmed????????

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Lmao stinkies are the most retarded ass niggers on this board, worse than bsvjeets.

Checked for sub 1 usd eoy

Mixicles is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while and I regularly browse biz..

The 4th ir needed a philosopher

LET THE PUMP BEGIN

those NUMBERS

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ARI WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THE CHAINLIN WITH HIS SUPERIOR SOLUTION

>46 pages of pointless tech jargon

>LET THE PUMP BEGIN
It's in the red lmao

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not for brainlets like u sirs

What about it?

I'm financially ruined

Nice. Just sold the news. I'll buy back in at $1.68

I'm fiscally devastated.

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I would like to take a moment and just say: FUCK YOU 42 YOU MOTHERFUCKING NONAUTIST PIECE OF SHIT.

>MIXICLES
I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

>chainlink cultists
>not brainlets

this kills so many shitcoins enignma for privacy and the rest of defi scam projects compound, augur etc

mixINCELS fucking kek

Actually based for once

It was a fake 42 brainlet.

Philosophy is based and fundamental to everything.

imagine not sellin in the 4's and still holdin
imagine still holding all the way down to zero
ya'll a bunch of fuckin faggots

What a day... Someone archive...

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That's a relief, it looks less and less like a scam now.

Damn yo, checked

FINANCIALLY RUINED

put me in tha screencap

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I understand many believed in the eoy meme. I even at one point bought in had like 1700 link, but I didn’t like the way the graph was going. Sold for a slight loss,bought in at 24.3k sats sold at 24.1. Since then it has done nothing but dump.

...so... BIG ANNOUNCEMENT , huh? :D:DAHAADHAHDAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING PAJEETS ... they are just mocking the linkers and no one even realize :D:D:D:D:D

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Damn, this is bullish as fuck but could they have picked a stupider name for their new thing. Makes 'doracle' sound like a respectable project in comparison.

Checked. We have unironically already won. Let this be a lesson from a philosophy degree holding user. With Link, the blessing is for everyone.

This comment is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while and I regularly browse biz..

fundamentally checked

Is this MOAB 2.0 ?

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>bl4ck5unxx
>BLACK SUN
Chainlink confirmed nazi

Typical linkie cope

Chainlink is a philosophy not a token. Embrace the philosophy, sell the token.

Praise Kek and bless this user.

Blessed be thy user

Chainlink already made the entire oracle and crypto TEE space its bitch, and now it's taking over DeFi.

Sergey is going to be as famous as Gates, Larry Page, and Sergey Brin.

when these fucking trannies can only fud the name, feelgoodman

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Socrates knows, checked

What does this mean for my 10k stack of linkies?

Check this shit out

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i told you coins are a league of their own, espacially Telecoin,BItcoin ETC

>prove she's over 18
pedos btfo

that youre definietly positively going to make it fren, congrats

1k link holder here

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !;!;!!!!!;;;;;!!!

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This is why people hate Reddit.

will chainlink actually ever deliver? its blogpost after blogpost, where is the product? what the fuck have they been doing the past 5 fucking years jesus christ

future is looking bright, i have a similar stack but im going to keep accumulating up to 7USD

Who?

>kek shows the stinkies the truth

corner soon

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It's like theyre not even trying to hide the gayness anymore
>mixicles
>Testicles

meming aside, a privacy protocol is what has been needed along with secure decentralized oracles to get major derivatives markets on chain

LMAO stink partners with yet another literal who shitcoin. Mixicle?? Just fucking LMAO at stinkies

>Ari Jews is going to ANNIHILATE chainstink with his new project

>chain.link/mixicles.pdf

Cope

It's a fucking security.

Anons. You're not gonna just make it. If you're an amerimutt, you're gonna fucking go to jail down with ser-gay too because you bought an illegal unregistered security.

It's fucking over.

Kek

>literal who shitcoin mixicle
>i have no idea what any of this means, but i'll comment any way


please, commit suicide as soon as possible

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Once again stinkies get BTFO. A blog about testicles handshaking, see you turds at sub 1$

I'M PECUNIARILY DISTRESSED

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>Mexicales

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More like testicles amirite?

SERGEY PAID 20 MILLION FOR THAT WHITEPAPER

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Fellow 1k+ hodler here, we're both gonna make it next year fren, good luck.

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Does Mixicles kill Ren protocol?

My pants can only handle so much of a boner

checked
lmao

>Green Id
>Those digits
We're gonna make it holy shit.

A LITERAL WHO HAHAHAHA

> Mixicles

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umm the markets don't want privacy? Privacy means the us goverment shuts its down. How is this good news?

> 46 pages of incomprehensible academic diatribe
> Ten hour play list on YouTube of people pointing at slide shows

Wait doesn’t this kill the peppermint project?

U ugly.

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kek linkers have become so desperate. 0.60 EOY

underrated holy shit

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHLYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLly SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everything is already running on mixicles. It's so thoroughly private that you can't even tell it's working at all. From the outside it just looks like vaporware. It's genius!

i can't wait to make millions off the next dystopic innovation