HE DOESN'T OWN A $12,000 G-SHOCK

>HE DOESN'T OWN A $12,000 G-SHOCK
>NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

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IMAGINE NOT OWNING A G SHOCK MR G

the fact that I don't spend $12K on some cringe jewelry is the exact reason I'll make it

looks extremely tacky, like a bionicle childrens toy watch

$8.5k car
$3.5k taxes+repairs+tank full of gas
>...
>profit!

ROLEX = TELLS TIME AND DATE. NEEDS SERVICING COST $12,000
MRG = TIME, DATE, SOLAR POWERED, AUTOMATICALLY SETS SELF TO WHATEVER TIMEZONE YOU'RE IN BASED ON GPS AND RADIO WAVES, MORE DURABLE, AND IN MOST CASES, MORE WATERPROOF.
ALSO HAS A LIGHT. NEVER NEEDS SERVICE, STOP WATCH, COUNTDOWN TIMER, SHOCK RESISTANT.

ARE YOU UPSET?

>buying a cringeshock

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Doesn't look any different from the $300 gshock watches

Anyone who spends more than $100 on a watch is an insecure attention-seeking faggot

Even if it could suck my dick and make me sandwiches that would not erase the fact that it looks absolutely hideous.
Literally early 2000s tier glowing china plastic tier, would not wear it even if you paid me to wear it.