Can someone explain mixicles to a brainlet?

I’ll do it if it hits $2

You don't get it. We have to do this FOR link to moon.

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lol no. it'll be some hyperledger bullshit and then everyone will figure out that you just use a web app and a database and no one fucking cares about censoship resistance in a regulated industry.

it makes lambos

No one apart from Sergey can explain it. Not even his inner circle. Sergey invented it whole cloth, the world has never been exposed to an idea like this before.

The best analogy I can come up with is imagine you are an ape who just barely walks upright. Like one generation away from knuckle draggers. You spend your days scampering from tree to tree trying to keep your belly full.
One day it’s a big storm. Lightning strikes a tree nearby and knocks off some burning embers that ignite dry grasses in the forest floor. All of the other animals run away, and you are about to do just that, when suddenly a massive patchwork furred ape lumbers forward and snatched up the burning grass. He quickly wraps it around a limb and adds more grass, holding the torch high above his head as he roars “Nazarov!”. HE HAS JUST INVENTED FIRE.

Dumb inferior ape that you are you don’t understand fuck all about any of this. How is there fire? What it do? Possibilities? You have no answers, but deep in your primate brain a voice tells you to invest in this new invention because it will be huge. That is God’s voice user, and you should pay it heed.

Based. Have some (You)’s

What I have gathered so far is it is a method of obfuscating payments so you can't source payment transactiona back to their source as in who created the transaction. You also can't tell how much someone got paid. It uses a mixer where transaction outputs are pooled together and mixed.

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HAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS

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You beautiful bastard

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Seriously.. At this point I am convinced LINK is a larp and this is all research for a philosophy PHD thesis that seeks to explain the phenomenon of cucked crypto investors taking it in the ass all the way to zero.

You haven’t read the chainlink whitepaper have you?

thats all its ever been and high IQ(me and few others) has been calling this scam out from the start

Sergey was coding hard one day when Rory spilled hot cheese on his on balls.
Rory yelled!
>Muh
>Testicles !!!
Sergey saw Rory's balls and laughed:
>Those are mixed collors Rory !
>One is black, the other is brown !
>I am cucked by my balls, Sergey !
>Yeah Rory, let's name our new code after your cucked and mixed testicles.
Mixicels.

This is HUGE

I'm a brainlet...what does this have to do with Chainlink?

LMAO NOW THAT"S FUCKING CRINGE!

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Pretty much this OP

let me pay per api call with a token that's traded on unregulated exchanges. no one is falling for this.

You realize you can’t control what UNREGULATED exchanges do right?

>let me pay per api call with a token that's traded on unregulated exchanges. no one is falling for this.

Because that shit is absurd.

this is called common sense, which every linky lacks

He has. He’s fudding so he can buy more. Or cause he’s bored

that's a LOT of buzzwords. $0.1 EOY. Nobody falls for this after 2k17

It's extremely complicated to understand that's what makes it so fucking bullish. We are the smart money.

>blockstream logo except it's worse.gif

More like Mixincels, am I right?

Oh look a 30+ roastie with dried up ovaries that wasn't in a serious relationship for at least 3 years. How is it to be a mentaly unstable cum dumpstet

>ISDA Create –IM is ISDA’s first offering under ISDA Create and is being jointly developed by ISDA and Linklaters. The platform will allow firms to automate the creation and delivery of initial margin (IM) documentation, and negotiate and execute IM documentation with multiple counterparties simultaneously. This is all conducted online, while providing flexibility to take one or more of these steps offline if required.
isda.org/2018/05/24/isda-create-im/

>t. "incel!"

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have sex.

Based. Bought 100k fire stocks

Buzzwords, the tweet.

this. but not with that roastie.

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Not with a 30+ cum dumpster like you. My wife wouldn't be amused and I don't want to lose my children because of a mentally unstable cunt that can't have children after years of hormone cocktails and several abortions

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Go back to nursing home 30yo wrinkly thot

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Exactly ZERO correlation with Chainlink.

Ring signatures with oracles