Luckily, this is the economy you've been waiting for. Trade tensions in Asia over American agriculture have never been more tense. But I know what you're saying:
"How does this affect me?"
Lentils. The lentil market is showing volatility like we've never seen. Forget gold. Forget baitcoin. What you need is beans. But I know what you're thinking. You're thinking:
"How can I make money with beans?" Great question. Sure, some will tell you to risk it on futures. Others will tell you the money is in production/distribution of bean-based goods. Still, its all a bit overwhelming for the beginning investor. You're thinking:
"How can I possibly get a break with beans?!"
Answer: Promotion. Pure sales. You're gonna make a fortune off these beans. Now maybe you buy these beans, and maybe you don't. It wont really matter unless you know what you're doing, and you have every reason to piss yourself in terror at the idea of plunking down a lot of money on beans without knowing what you're doing. Someone should smack some sense into you if you were even thinking about it. You don't just enter the bean market with a can of Del Monte succotash and expect anything but instant financial ruin. Which is why you need information. But I know what you're thinking:
"Where the hell could I possibly learn about promoting beans?"
What you need is a six week course complete with newsletter and ebook. Sign up right now for "user's Guide to Magic Monetizing with Beans" and you can start planning your retirement at age 26 today!
you literally want us to buy your bags of $BEANS go fuck yourself OP, better luck on reddit
Jaxson Martin
I'm thinking about those beans
Noah Diaz
Clearly you haven't read the testimonials:
Let me just share some feedback from Josh E. from Pizwatter South Dakota:
"If I didn't know growing up in a trailer park was a bad omen for my future already, I discovered it after the second or third time I had to sell my body for sexual favors to some out-of-town Syrian businessmen to support my cigarette habit. Finally, one Saturday morning after waking up without pants behind the dumpster between the YMCA and 7-11, I noticed a stack of empty boxes behind the grocer marked "Bush's" and realized beans were selling like hotcakes. Thats when I found some pants, went to a local wifi and began googling until I found your ebook on how to make money on beans.
"Now its seven weeks later and I own my own island 10 miles northwest of St. Kitts and haven't looked back. My bean website grosses around $1100 dollars an hour while I sit on my alabaster white patio by the pool overlooking the crystal blue waters of the Caribbean and, as I write this, two women in see thru bikinis are arguing over who gets to blow me first in the middle of my second garden soiree today. Thanks user, your book really changed my life."
Now I ask you, would I get reviews like that if everything I have said wasn't perfectly true?
As well you should. Just imagine the sales you have lost while waiting to make a decision. Its as if an evil spirit of doubt has reached in your pockets and ripped out up to $800 in the last 10 minutes, forcibly butt-raped you, took photos and is posting it to his FB and IG as we speak. You may not feel the shame now, but trust me, even without the photos, its coming, and you'll decide never to be a victim of thieving doubts and their metaphorical ass-rapist demons ever again.
You're already on the path to success. Just dont forget to act!
