I know how to cure hiccups in 30 seconds

Would anyone back my product?

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It's an ancient formula from Egypt

but isn't on the market

I just need 100k and then you can make millions

Yes, let's make money, OP. I can find a market.

Really? I just asked my algorithm predictor and it said no one would back it.

However, I just tried it Again on my friend there and low and behold - 20 seconds, hiccups gone

So how does this work?

100k means I can get an accountant to do taxes, so that means I can be in business.

Also this isn't a joke or gimmick - it truly works

and wouldn't everyone like a vile of that in their cupboard? Pepto Bismo is rampant

Sure we don't get hiccups all the time

but we know how they can spoil a great dinner, or night out at the theatre

you know, hiccups come at times of stress, often our most important moments in life, what a nightmare

well we can solve this nightmare, today.

Invest in

Spiritus

the hiccup relief solution

If someone steals my idea

shame on them

shame from angels

Can I pay a patent person here just now please

I can pay $20

Honestly I feel like I'm going to see my product on the market in a month

and it's irking me

but the sad thing is

they don't have the recipe

ho ho ho coca cola christmas fuck you thieves

If you sell shoddy hiccup formula to the masses

well you are an absolute disgrace

Well it's easy, isn't it.

You just dip your head into a bucket of water ten times, and pull it up nine.

It's easier than that.

who the fuck has hiccups that last longer than 30 seconds anyway? take your meds schizanon

The elite can't afford to hiccup for 30 seconds

time is money

ok so I give 100k and give me back millions? sounds good

takes that long to walk to the fucking medicine cabinet ya psycho

I give you the Egyptian patent

you give me 100k for investigation into ashkenazi diseases

which I have a cure for

As I know how lipids are a problem

Also I will pay for my home with the money

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but weren't all good business ideas ridiculed?

drink liquid from cup, but from opposite side. this requires you to kinda bend over so that you can drink from the opposite side of the cup. it works!

You are a schizo bro.

last time i had a hiccup for longer than a minute was like 20 years ago, who the fuck would pay for this shit?

Dude.

You will eat these words

Well do you want to invest in a cure for schizophrenia which I know about?

It's called gas

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Nope

It's a healing thing not an evil thing

I feel ashamed Obama bombed Syria and spied on Israel

I feel worse Saudi Arabia should Threaten Iran

Don't pontificate to me you stupid ignorant prick

Please do, hiccups keep me up at night every night I would pay anything for this!!

I already have a hiccup cure from the orient. No need for your egyption pyramid cures.

I will accept 1k