Coffee shits

Anyone else drink coffee while taking morning dumps??

Today was actually my first time actually brining the cup in the bathroom with me and drinking whilst shitting..

Am I the only one??

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My dad does this. Welcome to Boomerhood?

Fuck off boomer faggot coffee is for brain dead normies...maybe you shouldn't wander of Facebook Gramps

dont really go for one in morning. Ends up being a nighttime or midday most of the time

I am very regular with my faecal patterns, I usually drink a coffee around 8.15 each morning, another at around 9.00, this crucial second cup induces my first bowel movement of the day, by 2pm I've eaten lunch with a coffee, and subsequently have shit all of that food out, then around 6pm I'll roll and light my first joint of the day, unless we're talking weekends or bank hols in which I've been high since my first wake and bake (which does change my vowel movement pattern but that story is for another post) the first joint induces my 3rd and usually final bowel movement of that day, sometimes it comes out a bit liquid but that depends how spicy my lunch was, but to answer your original question, yes I do shit while drinking coffee, around 9am

I was just thinking this

I take caffeine pills and chug water

>taking a shit at work
uh disgusting, i never took a shit at my workplace, i simply clamp my ass cheeks and wait for the evening once i can go home.
And even at home i act like you do but at work, i often wait 3/4am to take a silent shit. I'm a lucky guy tho, with the time i learned to retain my shit longer and longer. Also i decided to skip breakfast and take very light meal (no desert, no entree) to generate less shit. Now i take a shit in average once a week. My personal best is 9 days without shitting. Tho i must be careful because they are enormous and super compressed so it's often a 3 step poop action. First i shit but try to not shit it all (1), then i flush. After i finish to take my shit(2), flush again, and finally wipe my ass (3) and do the final flush. If i do 1 & 2 or 2 & 3 at the same time, its the toilet clog guaranteed 100%.
I don't think poop-normies can even encompass the size of 1 weeks' deuce. Usually it's the lenght of my arm.
Also no homo but retaining compressed shit like this transform them in giant pooldo (dildo in poop) and it end up pressing the prostate after the 5th day, and it's legit better than hetero-sex. I never had anything up my ass but i can understand why the faggots would like it. Also i never admitted it to my gfs, i wonder if they would become jealous of my shits so i don't take the risk.

You will maybe think i'm a weirdo but i'm not. Just try to hold back your shit, you not only save water, get pleasure but you also save a shitload of TIME. Let say taking a shit is 5mn loss everytime, and that you shit everyday : 5x7 : 35mn weekly vs 5mn for me.
30mn per week, 2 hours per month, 1 day per year, you save a full month of your life after 30 years! It's enormous!
Please tell me i'm not the only one doing dis frens.

Thanks for the insight..

>i simply clamp my ass cheeks
What do you use for this, cable clamps?

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