I am inheriting 1 million dollars, how do I not fuck this up?

At least 21 BTC
keep 50k cash
Buy somewhere decent to live + furniture, comfort etc + decent car, whatever makes you comfy.
Invest rest spread across vanguard funds that offer ~10% PA.

You should be able to live off the 10% from the funds if you wanted to or you could keep working and just let the dividends compound.

Smartest advice. Play it safe and enjoy life. You made it already. I wish you the best

HOLY SHIT YOU GOT THAT SAME E-MAIL FROM THAT NIGERIAN PRINCE THAT IS TRAPPED!?!?!?

The first step is not telling anyone who isn't directly under a legal obligation in regard to that money about that money.

60% BTC 20% Gold 20% Stablecoin earning 8% APR

Put half in bitcoin and buy a caravan + farmland in a warm climate away from big cities. Live a calm life the next decade when the rest of the world fights over resources. Cash out in 10 years and buy a private island when all the world is in ruins

Enjoy your new paradise, hire a couple of farming robots to do shit for you and every once in a while fly around the moon just to witness the pale blue dot from outside

That is all

Would putting all of it into dividend stocks be a good idea?
Asking for a hypothetical friend.

Employ me, otherwise u fuk it up

100% gold. one EMP attack, or even a major earthquake on California can make bitcoin price fall down to zero. don't take stupid risks.

Buy a house / apartment

Id put atleast half into stocks such as waste management and amazon.

Then, buy into a going concern (a business that ticks over without fail), maccy d's franchise, taxi company, takeout food company, that kinda thing.

I believe that you can also p2p lend eth/btc on the celsius network for a 10% return, that should be enough to live relatively comfortably between the remainder and the going concern.

I wouldnt buy property, atleast in the west, I feel as though the market will bottom out in the next 10 years, it would be a hella waste of 100k if you brought outright a house that plummeted in value.

Have your cars in HP, renting isnt so bad if you factor in the cost of upkeep a property requires (again depending where you live), over a 10 year period you may spend 70k, but that isnt alot in the grand scheme of what money you can make investing wisely in a 10 year period.

Don't listen to Jow Forums

>maccy d's franchise
>taxi company
>takeout food company
>a going concern
These are all extremely risky, what with the rise of veganism, self-driving ride-sharing contraptions, and the general imminence of the fourth turning. If you want guaranteed returns, buy McDonnell-Douglas.

buy a home you want to live in and don't remortgage it.

Anything other than investing in VID is a royal fuck up. Imagine a 160x which VID is having now on that kind of investment...

1milperday.com

you made your 1st mistake already by revealing the low IQ... people with real money dont ask stupid questions on Jow Forums... top kek... go kys and donate the money for charity.

no this is why its called a 'going concern' businesses that have had a proven turnover for 5 years or so.

Taxi firms still make bank my friend, the trick is to be versatile, do airport transfers, the school runs, people only use uber in really big cities, but even then you still flag down taxi's alot.

>with the rise of veganism

do a fucking vegan menu at your restraunt, how dense are you fuuuuuuuckkkk

Plus its always good to have a cash business if your so inclined.

why do people still think that smoking cigarettes is cool?

So are you talking about running a business or just buying into one. Because that's two rather different things. OP isn't buying an entire taxi business with a million.

If you want, spend part of it (like

>farming robots
What planet do you live on child

Cocaine and hookers fren. Your money will only grow.
But seriously 1m isnt even making it money anymore.

platinum, silver and a few btc.

Long jannies
Long BSV
Long Bernie Sanders
Long LGBT mental support services
Long Beyond Meat

Short going to the gym
Short learning how to manufacture LSD in industrial quantities
Short shitting in toilets
Short putting cereal before the milk

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