Cold weather

Winter is coming Jow Forumsbros. You ready? Me and my bros at GS are.

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Kek trying to flex wage cucking at a jew bank

is it true that spoofy lives in the goldman basement?

Nah bro not here.

Better than stinking up a blanket in your parents’ basement pretending you are fighting against Zion.

I bet that photo smells like baby powder

From the 80s in silk suits and fine cocaine to the 2010s in frat vests and lattes...

Don’t you feel like, at best, you were born in the wrong place and time?

At worst, don’t you feel like it’s all downhill from here?

Don’t you feel like your $200k Salary in NYC is really a joke when you consider your purchasing power? Being a banker at GS just isn’t that impressive anymore. If you’re still not convinced, just look at your stock price and P/E ratio compared to your competitors in the investment banking space. Y’all are fucking lame, just like those vests.

You are right it does. We all powder up after the gym so we don’t stink up the bar when we got hunt sloots and slam vodka cranberry.

What is it like to work at Goldman Sachs and what work do you do? I'm a 19 yo zoomer and thought about studying some economics or whatever the degree is needed for banking jobs, but I went for IT instead since I know coding already and got few ideas I want to create. Also I'm probably gonna make it with my 22k LINK stack in a couple of years so no point to study something harder which I might not like.

But yea what the fuck do you do and how much do you get paid?

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have sex

Also the only thing left that’s decent about GS is the twitter joke account.

Your godamn right, its comfy as fuck having a 9 digit book while jerking off under that blanket too

I work for the Capital group in the (((Merchant Banking))) Division as an Analyst. It is nice to have just a few customers to deal with since all my people are commercial.

I have a Finance degree from Chicago U. Right now I make $146k USD salary and my bonus is usually around $6k a month.

You are supposed to count only the digits left of the decimal. Your 0.00000024 BTC stack impressese only you.

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Kys

You make a lot of money from only that simple degree. I am going to replace you in a few years. nigger.

$200k in a HCOL city is not a lot of money. It's barely enough to max out your 401K after all the tall pumpkin spice with a double shot of cum and a wardrobe full of patagonia micropuff fleeces. Literally nurses and plumbers out-earn you.

How much is that an hour once you factor in those /comfy/ 80 hour weeks? Plus rent in Manhattan and taxes in NYC. Oof.

Imagine defending kikes

>Chicago U.
obvious bait, nobody actually says that. it's U of Chicago.
t. actually went to school "where fun comes to die"

I thought that was Davidson?

I've been working out religiously for a year so I can rock the finance vest this winter

How come you all dress like faggots? When I was at Goldman, we wore suits and slept with women.

>Thinks banks want economics degrees

Goddammit I need to get a gf to snuggle up with for winter. My only gf was with me for 3 months during the summer. I just want a winter gf bros

Wearing suits is incredibly overrated

top kek

There is zero chance in hell any of you have test over 400 ng/dl

>pumpkin spice lattes
>cosmopolitans
>matching fleeces
Jesus Christ our generation is cucked.