User I make cake for you derrrr

>user I make cake for you derrrr
how much for a retarded mommy gf?

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>tfw when you will never have retarded mommy gf make you cake and cuddle with you

Why even live bros?

Ive never had a gf. Rarely can I attract an attractive one. Whwn I do get attention its clear she finds me attractive but Im either too oblivious ir too scared to say something. Ive realized I may never have a wife.

t. 26 years old and never had a gf.

I hope you will get your gf, kings

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Drop your emotions and desires. Pathway of Negation. Modern day equlivalent releasetechnique.com.

I have probably overcome (as in gone forever) more anxiety than you.

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I have a gf who bakes :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Same here breh, even the same age.
But I believe in you, one day soons we'll have one I'm sure of it!

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This girl is fucked by a half spanish mongrel

Who is this?

Frankie Ward

esports tournament host

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why is joseph goebbels framed on frankie's wall?

I'd host my "esports tournament" (cock) in her cunt, if you catch my drift.

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Please tell me this is a lie...

Goebbels time magazine picture is a side view, that's not it

You don't deserve her.

My wife is high functioning and bakes me cookies or zucchini breadwhen I get home from wagecucking.

Google it
He's her husband.

That's just ASMR Darling in an edgy roleplay vid.

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this made me laugh more than it should

>user can we play humpy pumpy again?

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same ... just turned 27 today

something about this woman is extremely attractive

what's going on here? what building is this? the background doesn't make sense to me. also I want a rerarded mommy gf now.

Nice, I can have a new fap now:
instagram.com/getfrankgames/

Apparently aspie women are very loyal and will only want to hang out with their partner and kids. Can you confirm? How's life living with her user?

For sure. I'd blow my load and hit the road.

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>instagram.com/getfrankgames/
Looks like her:

instagram.com/mackandgold/?hl=de

>Put it in my ass user derrrr.

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I should say when I get attention from an attractive one it is rare. Like 2ish in the last 4 YEARS. However the more difficult part is finding one with similiar ideology that I have, rather than some chick that will piss me off in less than a week by acting like a roastie.

Requirements:
>Christian
>Virgin
>Dresses modestly
>Slim or on the lower end of average weight
>Wears her hair long all the time
>C Cup Breasts (prefarably D Cup but willing to compromise the size down to size C)

I've probably eliminated most women already in the USA.

>fiancee was my highschool teacher
>cook's, cleans, stays in shape
>6 year difference in age
>gets jealous when younger girls flirt and fucks like crazy afterwards
>actually has intelligent things to say unlike all the insta whores running around
>financially independent and frugal
>good taste

Take the slightly older woman pill. Trust me.

>most

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