Short AAPL

Your Apple credit card, right?

what the fucking fuck is this fucking cringe video they are showing?

IMagine owning products from them

apple should sell a solid gold apple paperweight.

been that way for phones since like 2015

sucks, but we've hit the peak... i dont need a better camera i want cheap

thank you mr cock

kek

of course, bro. I've already spent $15,000 of my $25,000 credit limit, but it was totally worth it. I even got $30 cash back already. Literally pays for itself

better not faggot i love snapple

>4.99
Its going to kill netflix

Long AAPL

THIS IS A SECRET CODE THIS DUDE KNOWS SOMETHING CONFESS

Ultra wide camera, same design and new colors

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do they keep saying "ultra-wide" while showing 4:3 pictures of niggers?

Tim Cook has an ultra-wide ass hole

just bought puts

5 minutes in and they were playing subscription games on an iPad. These goofball boomers and token womyn "vice presidents" couldn't be more out of touch.

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OH NOO
TIM APPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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imagine going to a theater to watch a fucking ad LMFAO

Don't forget:

>ITS OUR MOST POWERFUL IPHONE EVER!

I feel like the polish has finally worn off Apple. Nobody seems too interested anymore. Tech sites used to go nuts with rumours and updates but none really care right now.

10 years ago, we had the iPhone 4 and a Blackberry to choose from. Now you have so many options and gimmicks in phones because it’s so cheap to make smartphones now. The problem with apple now is that they aren’t super innovative from their last iteration. What it does mean for apples consumers is that their phones are consistent. When you buy an iPhone you know how it works and you know how to use it easily. And that’s the whole premise. They gained trust early in adoption, and now they keep it.

Fags were a mistake

anyone who wanted iphone already has bought one. most will stick with it, some will try the cheaper/more innovative android phones and switch permanently. apple can only lose customers from here

imagine shorting a company that has 100 billion dollars in cash reserves and routinely does stock buybacks lmao couldnt be me

I switched to Galaxy S10 this year it's so much better

>more innovative android phones
All smartphones peaked in 2011. All you can do is make small improvements on things over time like battery life or camera.

Yeah nah...miss me with this gay shit. Sorry, i'm straight. I don't use Apple...

> All smartphones peaked in 2011
integrated hardware wallet Galaxy S10 - 2019
smartphones did not peak yet Apple has peaked they don't even know what to create and develop for the future

>ITS OUR MOST POWERFUL IPHONE EVER!
I hate this line of marketing. No shit technology today is better than technology from 1-2 years ago. Why would they make something worse?

The ability to store worthless pajeet scamcoins with your phone is not "innovative."
Crypto is dead

lol look at that human bean

Always do the opposite of biz.

>Be year 2025
>iPhone price is only $600 now
>Actual phone cost: $50
>Cost of phone silver and gold content: $550
>mfw

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>literally prints money with 200% margins on a thousand dollar device everyone wants
>has vibranium unobtanium economic moat with its software ecosystem
>brand image is incredibly strong despite a few pricing misteps good luck getting any girls with an android device
If you short this you deserve to lose all your money.

you're going to see some shit sales this year and apple's sales have been going down already

Normies and poor people buy new phones every 2 years like clockwork. Most corporations give iPhones to their employees as well. I think they will continue to print money. I don't really even like the company anymore (they were much better when jobs was around), but to think that their market is dying off is foolish.

Samsung camera still shits on apple

it's not as much apple as the smartphone industry as a whole is going to die

perhaps but not apple like I mentioned the vibranium moat. Android manufacturers were racing to the bottom since the beginning, but they're about to hit the center of the earth. You can get chink phones for almost nothing now.

I feel like they stopped trying after 6, every one before was radically different

without
- a flexible screen to put around the wrist
- embedded volumetric ("holographic") projector
- earphone jack
there is no point in buying a new phone.

iPhones are for boomers and virtue signalling normies wearing blinkers. Possibly both.

Also: Horses wear blinkers. Horses eat apples. Horses are professional street shitters. Coincidences?! I think not.

The end.

>jewgle shill
implying iphones dont have the best CPU and GPU in the phone market
ITT unhinged wagecucks mad they cant afford measly $1000 phone.
Imagine using the shitty google app store/android phone (which actually data mines your info as opposed to apple) because you are too poor to buy the superior product.

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Zoomer

Braindead poorfag

Suck my fucking dick bear faggots and samsung cocksuckers.
AAPL MasterRace.
Have sex fucking incels.

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except you don't need to buy the latest $1000+ iphone to get ios

Everyone that wants a smart phone has one - when poos are typing on their iphones while shitting in the street, the market is saturated. Apple saturated the smart phone market years ago, they have to do incremental upgrades to attract the serial upgraders who HAVE to have the shiniest and newest, but they've hit the wall in tech, they can't get more power or capabilities because they can't push battery tech harder.

Me? When my current smart phone dies (the battery is going as we speak), I'm not getting another one. Flip phone with no tracking and Siri and all that shit. I'm done. Maybe I'll buy a cheap Chinesium battery and try to replace it. Don't really care. I hate phones. I hate people that stare into them all day. I leave my phone home now, because it's funny to watch people get horrified over "YOU LEFT THE HOUSE WITHOUT A PHONE? ARE YOU INSANE? PEOPLE DIE DOING THAT!!!!!"

I hope Apple does get hit. They're too big, too powerful, and they got fat and happy pushing this horrific smart phone culture we're in now. Fuck them.

>thinks buying a Chinese made consumer product makes him a better person.

Good, goyim. Suck that corporate dick. If your phone defines you, you lost at life.

MAKE MORE COMPACT PHONES FAGGOT MY XZ1 COMPACT IS SHOWING ITS AGE AND IT IS KILLING ME AAA

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Thinks I give two fucks about chinese or corporate dick instead of fat fucking profits.
Suck a dick fucking hippie piece of shit. Have fun in your shitty tent with your flip phone faggot.

not even close faggot.
Jow Forums started off being on old Jow Forums
guaranteed that the majority of the posters here worth a fuck who arent retarded are using the master race thinkpads

that's already baked in breh

now if they do something stupid with that cash whilst being overvalued then it'll drop a fair bit

who else here iPhone SE?
I'm never upgrading
Small size is comfy
Also it triggers normies and zoomers
That I never upgraded kek

I unironically agree. When you start trying to sell this for $1000, things are not good. This coming from a looooong time aapl holder

Forgot pic

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>Thinks I give two fucks about chinese or corporate dick
Well, you do. Your insipid posts show it.

Shorting them is a good idea.

>Still betting on China
>Tariffs are crippling them
>Sales were down BEFORE tradewar
>Team isn’t releasing any interesting technology or products
>Best they can do is come up with a pretty little Apple logo

I’m opening up a short

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I lost mine one drunken evening and now I have the seven and it’s fucking retarded. I can’t touch the top of the screen when I’m holding it from the bottom. I don’t understand the move towards huge screens, I’m not in high school so I don’t watch videos on my phone much, certainly not whole movies or tv episodes. A phone the size of the SE but with a nice camera would be perfect.

Based and profit pilled

>this cuck is an iToddler too
lmaoing @ ur life

I don't even own an apple product you seething poorfaggot incel. It's called making money you should try it sometime.
The non-smoker who owns MO. But you do know who that is right, retard.

I had an iPhone se but the screen crapped out. I finally bought a 6s. Was a mistake. Never again. Fuck Apple

>Still mad on the internet

Nobody believes you, dummy. Go flap your jowls at someone else.

I can never find pants that fit perfectly like that anymore

I have the SE. I bought 3 of them. They’re like 150 now

Based. I’ve got the SE. best smartphone ever made. Anything more is for nerds and faggot Zoomers. 20/20 vision required

You should get another SE

lololol

>my tracking device is superior to your tracking device
>i got the best jew cock rammed up my ass
kys pathetic cuck

Lol wut. Stay poor faggot.

I had an iPhone 6 for 4 years, recently bought an LG v40 for $240 off eBay lol. In 4 years, I'll get a new phone from 2022 that will be another massive upgrade at a fraction of the cost.