I have my aunt's house for 2 weeks but there is a cat here and he is very agressive and try to attack me and the tinder thots I bring here
If I smatch this fucking piece of shit into a wall what can police / law do? I swear it's not a LARP this cat is driving me crazy Im going to stab this piece of shit
hes protecting himself from the destructive nature of human free thought
Ever wonder why every single wild animals runs from humans?
He attacks me, i don't even talk to this hairy shit
he is clearly not protecting himself because if he attacks me or my gf again im going to punch him until he dies
fuck the cat, i mean it, fuck it and it will be gone
you cant talk to him because he doesnt speak english he reacts to instinct and experience
at some point somebody hurt him so he is afraid that it will happen again
>not your house
dont hurt the cat you namefag spacefag redditfag cuck
Bring over a dog. No need to get your hands dirty
cats are spiteful cunts but it's still just an animal. give it food and it will like you. don't make eye contact, it's seen as a threat.
Just fill a spray bottle with water. It’ll fuck off.... or it will fuck you the fuck up. Most likely the first. Just spray it in the face and it will run. Also you can make it say candlejack. If it says candlejack he will come buy and take the cat away from you user. Just don’t say candlejack or he will take you to his ra
He look at me in the eyes every time I lay around in the living room
today I started staring at him (because he was doing the same) and this cunt started to move his body and come at me
who the fuck this piece of shit think he is
I'm ripped af if I punch him he wont be able to wake up
btw you just assumed he threatens me H24
stop being a nigger
dont hurt it just put it in a room and close the door
how about feeding it?
He knows you're a degenerate
Then his aunt comes back to a 2 week old dead cat in a room filled with cat piss and shit. Imagine that smell. And all his tinder thots when they walk in to the house
>afraid of cat
>seeks help online
>life revolves around a small furry creature
>cannot handle the fear
>decided to live on street instead
>gets cucked by cat
>cat is the alpha
You are a redditing faggot so I dare you to fight that cat because I'd bet my whole house you get fucking hospitalized. Go on. Go ahead and try it. Punch that cat until it dies I dare you lmao you think a cat is not equipped to deal with some limpwristed little fucking bitch like you, they are basically an apex predator and you are little fucking limprwristed teenage normie, God's fucking mistake. 100% the cat wins that fight every time.
This. A cat will fuck you up worse than some dogs.
people who dont like cats are low IQs btw, which you are OP
>>ripped af
>>file name
your not ripped but you're pathetic
I stop feeding him now it dies after 4 days
I don't even need to put blood on my shirt
Ever since I was 6, animals fear me. I think they see some demonic shit from us. I guess it doesn't help I used to kill the neigborhood's pets. 3rd world shithole so was never caught. I haven't upgraded to murdering people yet. I do have some sexual assaults and battery charges against me. Best tip I could give you is if you live where any of these are native Tiger, Day, Asiatic, Easter and Japanese Show lilies. Have the cat lick the pollen off of it and it will cause severe kidney failure.
Lol can you even bench 2 plates ?
Water bottle you dip
If you stop feeding him now he starts hunting more and becomes more wild GJ you just turned him super saiyajin.
he will chew your face off when you'll sleep i side on the kitty on this one, i hope he rekt you
look like he is the king of the jungle and you're the pussy
seek help
may be he knows I want to kill him yes
I don't care I have a house too, I can stop feeding this piece of shit and go back to my house
my family will be angry at me but i dont give a fuck desu
Just close him in a cupboard
Your aunt trusted you with her pet. Think of your family if nothing else.
And if you can't put up with a cat you are a pussy. It's scared of you and it sounds like for good reason.
Also as other user says, if you really have to be a cruel cunt spray some water at it and it will fuck off.
Or just open the door and let it outside
Kill it with a pellet gun and throw the body away somewhere
it would fuck up the floor
i dont like her, i like the mcmansion
Consider this
I’ll say it again SPRAY WATER AT IT. It will fuck off. Stop being retarded and just do it.
felines beat out the canines evolutionarily because they are crazy motherfuckers, I don't trust any creature than comes from the feline
Piece of shit. You don’t deserve to reproduce if you can’t cope with being a faggot OP.
All you can do is put a strip of sellotape on its back from tail to neck.
Reported. Doing my civic duty as a biz cadet. MODDSSSSS
Im in my bed and the door is closed tomorrow if he keeps trying to impress me I will throw water at him