Share with me your work horror stories

The closest one for me would probably be the sloth. But I go way out in other directions... Happily married (No loneliness), hyper social in VR, "a streamer", who is a retard that gets focused on personal projects that I actually finish but it never pays off to a point of fault. Would probably be successful if I wasn't such an autistic retard.

Maybe biz attracts a different breed of normie / robots not on the list as well. And believe me I can tell most of your big "crypto youtubers" come here all the fucking time. And I guarantee you a lot of them don't fit on the list either.

The list is missing some archetypes.

Actually thinking about it more biz is filled with a lot of people who are clearly robots that don't even closely mimic what you might find on pol.

> The Autist day trader
> The Link fag
> The Pajeet
> The Chico Crypto fag
> The indie game dev
> The maximalist
> The silent crypto wolf

Those come off the top of my head... I don't think biz is even close. This place has its own sphere of retards.

Oh and fuck how can I forget

> The retarded Whale

>mfw cerebrotonic

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I work with dogs and I almost had my face ripped off by a big ass German Shepard. We are best friends now. He doesn’t like some of the employees and it’s funny watching people’s heart skip when he acts up. We also have a Caucasian shepherd that does the same thing.

I know that feel bro

I was 6 months out of college and desperately needed a job. Friend of a friend got me a job at a payroll company office. Seemed great, like my first real adult job. Pay was $35k base and 10% of all my sales. This was more money than I had ever seen. I was excited. Actually wore a nice shirt and tie to work.

Basically, day one they showed me my cubicle. Looked exactly like Office Space, just a little phone and computer. My boss didn't even show me how to login to my computer, use the phone system or printer. When i asked he just said to have someone in the office explain it to me. Then he preceded to go over payroll software and how it works for about 6 hours using a powerpoint. Then they showed me my desk and said good luck! Make lots of sales!

For about 2 months i made cold calls and knocked on doors asking for meetings. I even called family members and relatives trying to get them to buy. I looked like a complete idiot cause i had no idea what i was talking about and no one in the office would explain anything. People would ask me questions and i would just say i didnt know. Had no idea how any of the contracts or computer systems worked. 300lb front desk girl made sure the office was 55° at all times. I literally had to wear a jacket every day in the office.

By some miracle i convinced 3 or 4 people to use our services and when the time came for them to fill out the paperwork i had no idea what to ask for or how to get them to fill out the needed banking info. And again no one showed me how to do shit.

7/10 anxiety every day. Worst job of my life. When i asked my boss for help he would just talk about sales funnels and tell me to call the same people repeatedly. They had zero advertising so no one knew the company even existed. I would call people and they would just hang up or tell me to fuck off.

Now i own my own company, clear 100k a year and I heard that company is gonna fold soon. They can go fuck themselves.

That was 6 years ago.

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based bbq

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I'm in a similar position to where you started. Got out of college in May, transitioned from an Internship to a full time position. They didn't know what the fuck they were doing, and I quit after a month of dealing with office politics and being viewed as "the intern" even though my responsibilities had changed.

Looking for jobs has been soul crushing to say the least. No idea what I should be doing and capital is tightening up. How'd you start your business and get ahead? This is some serious bullshit and I'd rather have some meaning in something I built myself rather than fucking around for the rest of my life trying to earn the next ticket to ride to some form of self dependence and fulfillment.

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Pick a simple service that only requires some tools and a truck. There's tons. Then get a website and some flyers going. Social media, etc.

Get one customer then another. Build.

>be me, 14, first job at McDonalds
>Managers are all overweight spinsters and douche bags on a power trip
>One day lady comes to front counter and says the women's toilet is overflowing
>boss tell me to go look at it and try and fix it
>go back there and water is everywhere
>look in the toilet and I shit you not it looks like a constipated horse took a massive shit in it.
>smells fucking awful, start gagging
>no idea what to do because of how much shit is in there and how big it is
>go to boss and tell them
>boss gives me a spatula used to flip burgers and tell me to do what i can
>literally stand there horrified for a few seconds and what she expects me to do
>go back to women's room and start stabbing at massive shit in toilet
>attempt several flushes, but it still won't go down
>finally after about 5 minutes it finally all flushes
>throw spatula away
>work there for another year...fml

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>see tiny picture in background of the thumbnail
>about 12 pixels total
>"is that fucking Bleach?"
>it is
>don't know how I feel about being correct

god, mouse even looks like me