>And this is our son's room. He's our little investor!
And this is our son's room. He's our little investor!
MY LINKIES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>You've probably heard of bitcoin, but the smart money's in something called Chainlink now.
>It's complicated but it solves something called the Oracle Problem.
>A so-called "NP-hard" problem.
>Yeah, I guess you could say it changes everything.
>My generation grew up with the internet so
Day I make it, I'm going to rub in my success to everyone that doubted me. Just wait and see.
Never do that. Just be silent about it and move on. They will become vindictive and you don't want vultures after you.
I do tho . Their seething will be half the fun. The other half being coke and hookers.
get the fuck outta my room, im playing minecraft
imagine all of them collectively taking a massive shit
>hammers your kneecaps
GET OUT MOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHMMMMMMM
>naked except shoes
>"Get out mom I just printed a new sigiI!"
>Door shuts
>multiple deadbolts
>a strange aether creeps from beneath the door, voices whispering
>a light splatter of cum can be heard making contact with the hardwood floor
>it's all over as quick as it began
all of this over the course of 6 seconds
SERGEY DID TH-
get out me room stinkers
g'night dad, i sold at $4
Brag, but not until you've secured yourself financially.
When LINK pops off (haha that's a lie industry will never buy off of us retail investors) I'm going to quit my job and act like I'm doing LDAR while I'm actually getting my funds in order. Then when everyone screams at me that I'm not paying rent and need to move back into my parent's place, I'll send them a picture of my upscale place and disown them.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGETOUTMOOOOOM
Fuck that. when link moons I'm driving my Lambo straight into my highschool gymnasium during my next reunion.
NOT NOW DAD CLOSE THE FOOR IM ABOUT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I need the one with the door and pepe hanging, i only have pepe hanging with the vodka and monitor but not from the view of the door.
MUMMMMMMM WHERE IS MY FUCKING TENDIES!?
Imagine the smell.