Finish the Team

Your Team Is:
Code Monkey
Electrical Engineer
Management/Sales/Accountant
>Budget for +1
Who do you hire, what do you aim to create?

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I hire your mom and we make a porno

Hire a secretary for handjobs to release stress (and lose my virginity)

Lonely boys.

Mechanical engineer
Gonna make some kind of household appliance. A washing machine or a blender or a 3D printer

Your code monkey doesn't seem very busy, except on the latter version. What language is he working in, and how does he stay relevant if you do the first 2?

I hire this guy so I can get elotes and support the Palmdale economy

so everyone in the office is fat, and you've perfected how much coffee your sweet breads can soak. what do you do to make enough money to keep the doors open and your own rent, if not everyone else's paid as well?

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Did you just assume the code monkey's gender? Now HR is involved.

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Yeah pretty much! And you know, I've seen it getting worst and worst each year. Recently asked a so-called SENIOR developer a very basic OOP related question which a 1st year Comp Sci graduate would know and SHE just starred at me like a deer in headlights.

marketing

I don't get it. All the real experience and wealth in both Seattle and SF is in men. Really it is. And yet they're all so afraid of vagina holding women they won't stand up and say the most basic things.
They're literally destroying the society around them by pretending you can sustain technology with emotions.

To be honest I'm in medical intership and surgeons above 40 often know jackshit about actual medicine despite having learnt it when they were 20.
There is often a gap between the theories and concept you learn in school and what you apply everyday in a job.

That’s true, but man, this chick was dumber than a bag of rocks and that wasn’t the only one there either.

Ok doc, you have the team above, we'll count you as a lead developer not on the list, who do you hire?

He'll be busy enough you fucktard. I'm not gonna spoonfeed you, just google "embedded software".

And you know, if you have to leech ideas off of us, you'll probably be better werved getting an actual job and learning a bit of how the real world works.

I would hire the Electrical Engineer, because it shows that he had the discipline to achieve an Engineering degree and wasn't just some faggot who became a self-proclaimed Javascript "engineer" after attending a 6 month bootcamp.

If the Electrical Engineer can finish a rigorous program such as the one that he did, he will have no problem picking up one or more programming languages (As many do).

Also, the blender has IoT.

Did your VP pass you over for promotion again? Did your lunch delivery forget to bring a fork?
You seem unhappy, perhaps a visit to the break room for a cup of coffee and some dish on who didn't get fucked last weekend is in your future?

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Ahh, that was what I had guessed, but one can't be sure. The value of your blender talking to your phone is truly zoomer tier. Only zoomers are that interested in their close quarters radio-wave transmitters.

So you dump the code monkey, and save on budget. Interesting idea.
So what's your product?

Zoomers and VCs, my boy. Bullshit sells.

I've been on Jow Forums for months now. Clearly it does.