So I'm going to help those of you that want to listen and make money. To put it simply UBER is fucked. The chart is fucked The business model is fucked The CEO is a fucking lying Iranian nigger The fucking rapes The fucking murders The fucking lost earnings with zero hopes of a profit.
Here's your fucking proof and due diligence,if you don't believe me look them up and short the shit out of them.
>Research and download Robinhood or any app broker that lets you open options like calls and puts. >Search Uber stock and buy a PUT OPTION that is around the current price and about a few weeks to a month out and this can be done with 50 to 100 dollars times the number of contracts you open. >Sell when the price drops 10 dollars or more. >Short every pop on the way down to bankruptcy >Fuck over Iranians and Saudis that own the company >Profit
Make another thread called /UGG/ /Uber gains general/ when we all finally make it.
Please Jow Forums,kek,and all that is unholy,please assist me in the demise of this degenerate and roastie enabling company.
Kek And the chart looks like complete dogshit and only riding the S&P coattails on this short run-up. Wait for the dump,then open your put and ride it down 10-15 dollars.
Already ahead of you, been shorting this for just over 6 months. Their growth in NA/EU is maxed and the thought of generating real growth in Asia is so fucking laughable at this point. Uber has been dead in the water for years, Kalanick getting ousted was the canary in the coal mine.
Mason Allen
The truth,and the truth hurts,better open that short soon if you like money and wanna quit losing it on shitcoins. Please I summon all dark Lord's to drop this bitch ass company on its face and then catch it ablaze. CMON LETS DOGPILE EM! ASSIST ME Jow Forums!
Everyone knows uber losing money. But stocks were growing last time i checked. Why some $10k short should make any difference?
Caleb White
I work for uber eats. Fuck off incel.
Sebastian Phillips
I'm just trying to help y'all make some dough bc crypto fucked us all and options are where the real moneys at. You can't turn 100 bucks into 1000 in a couple weeks in crypto fool. Leverage is the only way.
As do I stupid fuck I get pussy every day from my GF who also Uber and loves guns and used to be a PMC operator cunt sucker. But if you were smart Mr incel you'd realise how bad Uber is fucking but I guess your blind and didn't see those infographics dumbfuck nigger spawn
Are you seriously thinking that your short positions will make uber stocks collapse, or you know something no one knows?
Julian Cook
>Woman “PMC operator” So either a desk jockey or a barracks bicycle for the actual operators
Juan Perry
No,are you stupid or something? Retail investors have almost no control over that market,I'm just trying to draw an obvious short out in crayon so everyone here has a chance at some easy cash.
Nope pussy is tight as fuck,strong Christian woman
Benjamin Richardson
>does his research on the phone never going to make it but yes Uber is a good short, like $10 ago lol OP confirmed for brainlet
Camden Jones
It's cheaper than public transport around here. I discorage doing this.
Levi Cruz
I have a comp I do this all on I'm just lazy rn
James King
I bed OP is a fucking taxi driver.
Hudson Cook
Bet* Fix'd
Jonathan Nelson
nope I drive for Uber but the fuck thier drives so I make my money back shorting them and telling others about thier horrible financials. Soon poorfags won't be able to afford an Uber after they raise rates bc they have to provide GIBS to drivers now
Ryder Foster
who cares, wall street autism will keep investing in shit companies like this as long as the underlying business is still "alive"
Samuel Phillips
Fuck uber. About 6 months ago I ordered something on ubereats and IMMEDIATELY cancelled it. No more than 3 seconds after making the order. Ended up having to fight for 3 hours straight just to get my money back. That’s not what the big issue here is (although it is a big issue too), but it’s that their customer service support line has a protocol where anyone with a complaint or just any issue they don’t want to deal with gets their number placed on a transfer list. This lady pics up and basically just talks you they can’t take calls atm because they’re running system updates or some bullshit along those lines. I called from other phones after mine got put on the list and immediately got through. After making the same complaint the same shit happened. They just leave you on hold until you hang up then when you call back some fucking fat stomach roll having dothead answers and explains the systems are down for maintenance/updates. I’ve seen a lot of bullshit from shitty companies, both as a customer and employee. But this, this whole alternative call line for customers they don’t care to help, this is pure bullshit. I don’t care if I have to walk three days to get home, I will never use uber or any of it’s services again. Fuck uber, fuck the people who work for it.
Austin Wilson
> Op took an uber > speaking to the driver about his being a chainlink holder > got raped by the driver
Dylan King
They fired over 1000 employees related to customer service this year....another tale tell sign
Dominic Gray
Based uber driver
Isaiah Hill
Why did you order something and then immediately cancel it you sperg. That’s what you get for being a supreme autismo
Cameron Rodriguez
we're 28 posts in and already 7 dubs
Brayden Collins
thanks OP, shorting also imagine that was quints lol
Wyatt Ortiz
I got 3 dubs and a triple in a row
Caleb Gomez
Because my girlfriend texted saying she was cooking when she gets home. You do have a gf who cooks for you right? Haha
Colton Scott
Your mum isn’t your girlfriend, virgin
Jonathan Harris
Weird way to spell your mum virgin
Jacob Lee
>people on Jow Forums aren’t having sex Lol back to Jow Forums it is, have sex
Evan Brown
uber is the reason i dont need to buy a fucking car to leave the house on the weekends
why are they not turning profits? is the business model of cheap rides no sustainable?
Cameron Lopez
its supposed to lose money, because it's spending it on growth... supposedly, this is because banks have NOWHERE REASONABLE to put the mountains of FREE money they get from govt.
its a QE card in the house of QE cards, it wont be allowed to fall, until the banks/govt can't stop the whole system crashing.
Asher Lewis
You're about to be fucked real soon. Buy a car and learn how to maintain it loser
Christopher Cooper
Why are they firing everyone besides drivers then? They need us more than we need them
Hunter Phillips
>Buy a car
yeah no thanks, fuck you, i've better use for my money
Daniel Morales
drivers are their product, and if drivers work for lyft or go back to getting higher wages in taxis, they will have negative growth, and that will make banks pull their capital, killing em there and then
also showing you can fire 1k staff is bigballs, banker dummys lick bigballs
Landon Moore
>You're about to be fucked real soon.
yeah uber and lyft are about to disappear real soon. and say goodbye to all forms of taxi services, no one else will ever come in to fill that hole there are never any use for taxi services in any cities in the world. and as for public transportation? heh... good luck kiddo.
Daniel Wood
t. gets zero pussy
Dylan Long
Welp then how do you explain this dumfucker?
Kevin Howard
>CEO is a lying Iranian nigger.
Can we just invade persia already. I have lost more money to persians than I have ever lost to pajeets. I am sick of these zoroastrian niggers.
Carter Flores
Whoops. Forgot pic related
Uber considered a itself a tech company not a taxi service and it doesn't care about it's drivers at all. It's ran by an Iranian nigger what do you expect?
THANK YOU FUCK PERSIA ALL SHITSKINSSHOULD FRY IN PIGFAT
Michael Howard
>it doesn't care about it's drivers at all true desu. they don't give a shit. here in the uk there's not even a helping for uber eats. And whenever you email them they just send back a totally generic email with no actual reference to the content of your email to them.
Aiden Kelly
*a helpline
Carter Perry
Uber will raise it's rates so that only the affluent can afford the service,they will be forced to offer benefits for drivers which YOU will pay for...the business of cheap neet rides and nigger hotshots are soon over. You'll be forced to buy a car soon enough or pay for Iranian niggers supercars, either way Uber is fucking you.
Uber tells me how much I make and how much they make and it's truly like 3 bucks per trip
Aaron Cruz
how are they even losing money? what are their operating costs?
Connor Rogers
>i need a car to get pussy
yeah buddy, i know you bang sidewalk whores, that doesn't mean everyone does
Nathaniel Cooper
Uber eats is what's making them lose the most,when you get your food just complain and they'll comp it every time
Nathaniel Thompson
jewber
Xavier Robinson
They waited too long to IPO all the big money already got out...it's basically a bubble.
