Sam hyde on chainlink and crypto

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Literally who

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damn he really gained a lot of weight

I find it hard to believe this is the same guy who brought us 2070 paradigm shift

nice

Stop with the paywall bullshit you fucking faggots. I would gladly donate out of my own volition but being held at metaphorical gunpoint for your “comedy” is lame as fuck. Fuck you.

I haven't seen Sam acting like a normal human on camera for years, refreshing

>Sam Hyde bought my bags
feels good

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No fuck off you don't deserve jack shit. I'm all for free shit but when you sit there and insult him begging for free shit the shit on his "comedy" you expect him to just give it away? lol such an entitled fucking cunt. You really are worthless pieces of shit.

hyde always look like he's wearing someone's face as a mask

Does this dude just keep getting fatter?

These cunts are fucked

Hello, Sam.

He's like 35 or something now, he's making the transition to middle age.

desu i wouldnt normally respond to shit like that but i see a fuckload of these retards on Sams videos bitching about this shit. It seems faggots are extremely jealous of sam its fucking weird as fuck man.

>YA RIPPLES WENT BYE BYE

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Chill sam, I guess that 4 day nofap is getting you insane

Sam listen to my advice, go on a low carb diet and fast

Lmfao he actually is talking about link

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I was wondering if I could trigger you out of hiding.

Hey Sam

You went behind a paywall because jews threatened you I understand.

Hi Hydlers! :)

The only reason why I don't follow chainlink is because it's been clear from the start that sergey does not know what he's doing. He saw that airdrops work here and he decided to promote it, so he came up with an idea on the fly and went with the first name that came into his head. Then he recruited his buddies and started fudding every coin here in August, September and October of 2017. Afterwards, not realizing that he went in way over his head, he decided to promote his shitcoin as much as possible. By some miracle they launched a halfass mainnet that could have been coded in under two months, if they knew what they were doing. Sergey has never had this much money in his life and so he's blown through pretty bad, including paid promoters and marketers. Afterwards, he's been dumping realizing that you can't really build much on ethereum. He tries to delay the thoughts that's he stuck and realizes that he can never deliver. So ultimately his goal is to just wait it out, keep the crowd waiting, keep them biting until maybe Ethereum improves then have the infrastructure or maybe known as the first crypto oracle company, either way he's kind of stupid and not as smart he portrays himself. A boring and uninteresting individual, he is ruthlessly cut-throat and morally ambiguous. He just isn't a good person and his been notorious since his high school days for getting into schemes way over his head. Except this time it's in the millions and with real people's money.

fuck sam hyde don't pay $5
he bills you at the beginning of the month so I got double charged for about 15 days worth of subscription
I contacted my jewish attorney to compile a class action lawsuit and shut him down for good

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

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>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS

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sam why did you fuck the tranny
why did it have to be one off of backpages

nothing wrong with fucking trannys

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It’s Sam for real.