Sparkle is a redistributive currency

Sparkle is a redistributive currency.
Sparkle is money that fights income inequality by proportionally redistributing two percent of every transaction to every person in the economy.
Programmed by the co-creator of Occupy Wall Street, Sparkle is a better money.
Sparkle establishes a parallel economy in which you, and everyone else, receives a share of 2% of all Sparkles bought or transferred.

website: sparkle.money

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second layer coming in 3...2...1...

hahaha. no surprise that the leader of occupy wallstreet is more than happy to cash out in some shitcoin IPO. WOW DUDE YOU'RE GONNA FIX INEQUALITY BY PUTTING A REGRESSIVE NEGATIVE TAX ON TRANSACTIONS HOLY FUCK READ A FUCKING BOOK NIGGER THEN KILL YOURSELF

oh no no no no

i was going to type out some parody but this idea is too fucking stupid for me to waste my time and any comedy made from it would be less humourous than the idea itself

SEND MONEY TO THIS ADDRESS WE PROMISE WE'LL DISTRUBTE SOME TO YOU. Fuck off

I just tried it, it works.

go ahead pls

When the rich spend, the poor receive their share.

From the beginning, a core design principle of Sparkle is that all temptations to corruption have been removed: the contract is autonomous and immutable. It does not have the ability to self-destruct, transfer its assets or change the rules of the economy.

Now that Sparkle has been deployed into the world, it will live forever on the Ethereum blockchain. Those who convert their money into Sparkle will see the positive benefits of holding a redistributive currency. And now I turn to implementing the five other activist smart contracts that I have envisaged.

May Sparkle change the world!

— Micah White, September 17, 2019

kek so basically it's a competition to see who can sit around and do the least amount of work? we are hitting irony levels that shouldn't even be possible.