SHORT: Vape companies

SHORT: Vape companies

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No.

Yes you will

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If anything you should buy stocks in Vape Companies..
have you heard about these recent deaths of teenagers that vaped? They died because they put these homemade vape-juice into the vaper and it turned out to be toxic for them. Most of them reportedly putted cannabis oil and cannabis in water into the vaper.

As West Watson told, whenever there is an OD in prison, the inmates are linning up to buy the drug that caused the OD because they automatically assumes it is "good shit".
These teenagers did this for a reason, the reason being that it worked.

So i think that in the near future Vaping companies will band together with legal weed companies and create THC vape juice.
This is a likely outcome of the future, Vaping will replace weed-smoking, and Vaping companies will rival traditional pharma companies in revenue and marketcap.

Smart money already shorted before the hysteria even started

Guys they're banning guns short gun companies

I want to short my dick in her pussy

Nope. The recent hysteria is overblown. Vaping isn't going to go away.

>I/we am/are long vice stocks; alcohol, tobacco, vaping, dude weed

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What vape companies? Do you even have the first clue what comprises that market? Probably 98% of the actual devices and accessories are made in China. Eliquids for nicotine are made by small non-public companies, or made by companies like Juul that have major investments from Big Tobacco, and aren't public.
Who exactly are you shorting, big brain?
Or are you just a brainless moron who thinks using words like "Short" makes you look intelligent and 'woke"?
Yeah, I'm going with moron. Go short your mom.

>If anything you should buy stocks in Vape Companies..
99% of vape companies aren't public, you stuttering spastic.

good thinking, short it then.

>short the bottom of a market where half the companies aren't even publicly listed
Classic Jow Forums

Half? Try almost all of the companies. The only one you can invest in I'm aware of is RJReynolds, who own Vuse. Everything else is privately held. Maybe Blu, who I think is still owned by some megacorporation who's stock won't be impacted by this, Blu is dead in the water as a product anyway.

Smart money is buying UOS right now.

Short dick? KEK

Autism

Tobacco industry has made trillions. If you honestly believe small vaping businesses have any chance against these SOEs you’re seriously delusional beyond repair.

Prove me wrong, NEET. You got all the free time in the world to gather the data.

Altria own 35% of Juul. It's at 52w lows right now.

>water into the vaper
Why do retards say this, there's no fucking water, it fucks up the atomizer. It's either PG, VG or straight cannabis distillate (thc+trace terpenes)

And Juul is a privately held company. Explain to us how you're going to short a privately held company. We'll wait.

I'm not shorting. I went long on Altria just this afternoon.

Smartest thing I've read on /biz in weeks. If the vape ban goes through, cigarette sales will rise (which altria wants), and if they merge with Philip Morris...could be good. The analysts all think it's up from here (and it could be the usual shenanigans to profit off the rumored merger) But nobody on /biz reads stocks analysis, they just think if they say "short [something bad in the news]", they can pretend they're investors.

>usual shenanigans to profit off the rumored merger

Shenanigans happened the day that was announced with Altria running up to 52.45 from 46.41 close the previous day. It duly dumped down to high 43 and since then has made its way down to 42 as of close today (due to ex-dividend date). No signs of reversal yet and technically this is absolutely a knife catch style entry. I am prepared to average down some more if that is going to be the short term story.