>taking shit in university unisex bathroom
>couple comes into the next stall
>her feet are under the divider stall while she blows him
>this guy is experiencing something I will never get to
>this guy probably has a 2.0 gpa
studying 10 hours a day wouldnt be so bad if I came home to a warm hole.
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You should have started rubbing her feet.
> she would have been cool with it, trust me.
>not getting butt naked and crawling into their stall
call the campus police and get them both fined. try to find them on campus later and harass them for it. if they complain about it you have a police report of them doing something illegal and they can't do shit. if you have an easy source, complain about it to your psychologist or "building feel good" person, they will have to report it. this will escalate things.
Nigger if that was me the situation would have played out like this
>Couple comes into stall next to me, woman pulls down mans pants and whips his cock out
>Hear slurping, gagging, and moaning, this girl's good
>detect through his breathing that he's about to cum
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>Liquid shit flies out my ass and somewhat misses the bowl and slaps the ground beneath the divider of the stall
>piss a bit on the floor too, loud enough to make liquid echo noise
>"Ouuuuu excuse me I had a little... accident, hahahahah xD"
>They rush out in a combination of fear and the males sexual frustration rage while cursing
>if I came home to a warm hole
Set a timer to warm up your onahole then.
based and peepeepoopoo
>not hammering with your fists against the wall, shitting yourself and letting out a really loud war cry