Be stinky

>Be stinky
>Get told each and everytime Ch*inlink is a scam
>LALALALALALA NOT SELLING
>Commence to being smug and impotent of ever selling
>Sirgay initiates the 700k bigmac dumps in batches
>LOL DIDN'T READ NOT SELLING
>News articles starts blowing up on the stinker's face in bold headlines "Researchers publish evidence of Ch*inlink token price manipulation"
>n-not selling!
>a-ahah! You see retards, the article has updated stating it is talking about LINK and not Ch*inlink! FUD!
>Hilarity ensues
>$1.50 a stinky and dropping
>Stinker realizes he actually didn't read and didn't sell
>Damage control
>Stinkers begin to backpedal and get incredably stinky
>Jannies turned out to be stinkers and start seething together with the stinkies
>oh no no no no....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Back to $1.60 BITCH
LOOKS LIKE WE WIN
LINKIES FOREVER
NOLINKIES NEVER

Ahhh, the life of a nolinker. I don’t even feel bad for you guys anymore. You’ve all turned out to be bitter douchebags who treat others unkindly. Deserved to miss the boat.

I have sex nearly every day, with my wholesome gf. I enjoy my high paying seasonal job which grants me ample free-time throughout the year, I'm in good shape and have a few hobbies. I limit my electronics exposure and eat healthy, I fundamentally value my life and the limited time that has been granted to me.

I have been holding Link for two years and will continue holding. Anonymous transexuals with room temperature IQ's leave me completely un-phased. I have control over my emotions and life, and the self-awareness to filter out intense faggotry through the conduit of my mind.

I would say I feel bad for you, that you had two years, but the truth is, I don't really think of you at all.

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when link hits 1k eoy I'm gonna pay a prostitute to cosplay niko then make her suck my toes, and talk about how great the fundamentals of link are.

stinky linky threads are something I look forward to each day, unironically

>oooohhhhh linkies

thank you for enriching my morning, never stop laughing

>pay a prostitute
Holding only a stack of 20 or something?
I'm going to do the same with an underaged Japanese girl that I will buy off the human trafficking market instead when LINK reaches $10k EOY.

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>Holding only a stack of 20 or something?
No, I'm just a cheap and unimaginative fuck
>I'm going to do the same with an underaged Japanese girl that I will buy off the human trafficking market instead when LINK reaches $10k EOY.
Based and Linkpilled

>posts retarded smug shit like this
>wonders why people fill the board with hate towards linkies when it starts collapsing
it must be discord shills, right? nothing to do with the fact that youre a narcissistic dunning kruger double digit IQ retard and people wanna make fun of you, right?

Let them dig themselves a deeper hole, their shitcoin has been marked as a forever shitstain on Jow Forums and be subject to bullying on a daily basis. They may never redeem themselves never ever ever.

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