I wrote to you but you still aint calling I left my Twitter, IG and wallet address at the bottom I sent two DMs back in Autumn you must not've gottem there prolly was a problem with Instagram or something sometimes i scribble my wallet address wrong when i jot them but anyways fuck it whats been up man hows your exchange? My waifus pregnant now im about to be a father if I have a daughter guess what ima call her? ima name her Changpeng I read about Binance and SEC too im sorry I had a friend kill himself over some jews that didn't want him I know you prollly hear this everyday but im your biggest fan I even bought all the IEO shits you did to scam I got a room full of your Twitter posts and your pictures man I like the shit you did in Africa, that shit was phat but anyways I hope you hear this man, hit me back just a chat truly yours your biggest fan, this is user
You still aint call or wrote I hope you have a chance I aint mad I just think its fucked up you banned Americans if you didn't wanna talk to me about the ban, you didnt have to but you could've signed an autograph for Jamal that's my wife's boyfriend, man. hes only 12 years old we held your bags during the 2018 dump for you for 12 months and you just said no that's pretty shitty man you're like his fucking idol he wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad tho I just dont like being lied to remember when we met in Malta you said if I write to you you would write back see I'm just like you in a way I never believed the fudders either, i would just hodl my bnb or get them cheaper I can relate to what youre saying since youre smart so when i have a shitty day I drift away and watch the charts cuz I dont really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest sometimes I even buy your IEO's at an ATH to see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me you see, everything you say is real and I respect you cuz you tell it my waifu is jealous cuz I talk about u 24/7 but she don't know you like I know you Chang no one does she dont know what it was like for people like us growing up you gotta DM me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose sincerely yours, user
DEAR MISTER IM TOO RICH TO PUMP YOUR BAGS THIS WILL BE THE LAST PACKAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS AND STILL NO GAINS, I DONT DESERVE IT? I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO DMS & I WROTE MY WALLET ADDRESS ON THEM PERFECT SO THIS IS MY VLOG IM SENDING YOU, I HOPE YOU SEE IT I'M IN A CAR RIGHT NOW, IM DOING 90 ON A FREEWAY HEY CHANG I DRANK A FIFTH OF SAKE. DARE ME TO DRIVE? YOU KNOW THE COIN BY SERGEYY NAZAROV ABOUT THAT COIN WHO COULDVE SAVED THE OTHER COINS FROM BLEEDING BUT DIDN'T AND Jow Forums BOUGHT IT ALL AND AFTER COINBASE LISTED IT THE TEAM DUMPED THEM?? THATS KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU COULDVE RESCUED ME FROM BLEEDNG NOW ITS TOO LATE IM ON A THOUSAND DOWNERS NOW IM DROWZY AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY DM OR A CALL I HOPE YOU KNOW I RIPPED ALL OF YOUR PICTURES OFF THE WALLS I LOVE YOU CHANG WE COULD'VE PUMPED TOGETHER THINK ABOUT IT YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOUR COIN BLEEDS AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT. AND WHEN YOU DREAM I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT ME SEE CHANG, SHUT UP NIGGER IM TRYNA TALK HEY CHANG THAT'S MY WIFE AND JAMAL IN THE TRUNK BUT I DIDNT SLIT THEIR THROATS I JUST TIED EM UP SEE I AINT LIKE YOU CUZ IF THEY SUFFOCATE THEY'LL SUFFER MORE AND THEN THEY'LL DIE TOO WELL GOTTA GO IM ALMOST AT THE BRIDGE NOW O SHIT I FORGOT HOW IM SUPPOSED TO SEND THIS SHIT OUT
I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your waifu's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an autograph for Jamal I wrote it on the Binance cap I'm sorry I didn't see your messages earlier I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to buy at an ATH too? I say that shits just memeing' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues user, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your waifu need each other Or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but user Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had a black kid in the trunk and a pregnant wife with a kid that isn't his And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his funds are.. it was safu Damn...
this was great first genuine laugh ive had in a while thanks user
Robert Scott
Is this a parody of Eminem's "Stan". Topkek, OP.
Isaiah Bailey
Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize every Big Mac you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip?
Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's McDonald's sauce on his button down already, He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To dump 700k, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes OH NO NO NO so loud He opens his mouth, but the oracles won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's pink wojackin' now The clocks run out, times up, SWIFTs gone, it's over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes price support Oh, there goes Ari, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his partnerships are a fraud It don't matter, he's Slav, he knows that, but he's fat He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his Lambo, that's when its Back to the Cayman Islands again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this Big Mac and hope it don't assblast him You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment You own it, you better never hodl You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump This pump comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment You own it, you better never hodl You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump This pump comes once in a lifetime you never hodl
Sergey's souls escaping, through his stomach that its gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortar It only grows harder, only grows hotter He dumps all over these bagholders is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no coder He goes home and barely knows his own project But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water His bagholders don't want him no mo, he's PnD product They moved on to the next scamcoin who flows, he nose dove the price and they sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the dump goes on Da da dump da dump da da
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment You own it, you better never hodl You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump This pump comes once in a lifetime you better never hodl You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment You own it, you better never hodl You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump This pump comes once in a lifetime you better never hodl
No more games, I'm a change what you call pink rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two wagies caged I was shitpostin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off the SIBOS stage But I kept lying and stepwritin' the next white paper Best believe somebody's payin' the smart contract All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine to Five and I can't provide the right type of Life for my neet fantasies cause man, these God damn tokens don't buy Big Macs And its no movie, there's no Jason Parser This is my life and these times are so hard And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my sneed, plus See dishonor caught up between bein' a fat neet and a prima-wagie-donna Momma drama screamin' on about me getting a job and too much For me to want to say in one spot, another partnership fake or not Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got To formulate a plot fore I end up in McDonalds or Wallmart Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not Mom, I love you, but this shitcoin has got to moon, I cannot grow old in your basement lot So here I go it's my shot Chainlink fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment You own it, you better never hodl You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump This pump comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment You own it, you better never hodl You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump This pump comes once in a lifetime you better You can do anything you set your mind to, man
