>be eurogay
>wife has sock on door handle so you can't go into your 400sqft apartment because tyrone is busy stretching her butthole out
>decide to ride fagcycle in middle of road to show how bad ass you are
>4ft mini car cuts you off
>give him firm stair to show contempt
>feel awesome that you displayed your alpha male rage
Absolute state of eurofags
Based
Aiden Myers
Liam Anderson
Jonathan Johnson
This is 2x the price of your trash car I could even buy your wife looser
Bike is for passionate alpha aryan humans.
Cars are for pajeets fags
Andrew Cox
cope
Zachary Hernandez
I'm going to run the next cyclist I see off the road, because of your posts.