I went to a strip club and was searched before entering. I was at a table and I was having a conversation with one of the girls. Eventually we went to one of the back rooms and she gave me a lap dance. We talked for a bit more. She left and came back and was facing me with her boobs out when she pulled out a little baggy of white powder. She said It was cocaine. I was a bit tipsy, and was like wow cool. I did not use any of the cocaine. She finished the dance and she left the room saying she’d be back. I waited a while, and when no one came, I decided to get up. I had a lot of my things spread out on the couch I was sitting on. I started picking my stuff up and noticed the baggie next to me. I checked my wallet which had 800 dollars in it when I walked in and it was all gone. I put everything in my pocket, including the baggie, and I went to find the stripper. She said those dances cost that much. At this point her manger came and I told him his stripper is giving me cocaine and stole my money. He said that’s what the dances cost but she only danced for me twice. The manager said I had to leave. Outside he had a police officer who said I had to leave the premises. I told him I just got robbed and was not leaving till I got my money back. He would not believe, and sided with the manager. I then told him again that she stole from me and that she tried giving me cocaine. I proceeded to pull the baggie out of my pocket and show it to him. He arrested me on the spot and I was taken to jail for possession of cocaine. I spent the night there, and originally my bail was a 1000 but in the morning the judge let me go. I was not issued any type of ticket or paper stating the charge, just a paper with a court date. What should I do about this situation. At this point, I still want my money back, but I’m more worried about the cocaine charge. I mean, I am the one who showed it to the police officer with out him asking. Why would I do that if it was mine? What are my options?
I got robbed and falsely arrested for a felony
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>Why would I do that if it was mine?
Because you're an idiot. Most people who do drugs are. also not Jow Forums related, sage.
Go back to that strip club with a fully loaded ak47 OP it's your only way out of this
The stripper is probably an informant. The cop was waiting to bust whoever she convinced to take the coke and they improvised when you didn't try and buy it from her.
Congrats OP. You just learned a little something about how the world works.
>bringing 800 to a fucking strip club and getting so shit faced you let your guard down and let some slut steal your shit
kys
Obviously the policeman is with the strip club. The best you can do is write a negative review online.
For the cocaine charge, get a lawyer. Don't agree to any plea deal, you're going to be free and poorer by several k for the lawyer.
You got rolled user. Lesson learned. If it makes you feel any better that stripper will likely pull that same scheme on the wrong person one day and get a massive forcible rape out of it.
Nah, I don't think so. I think they just conned or robbed him and the cop didn't believe him. Then he went and showed the cop he was in possession of cocaine like an absolute moron.
anybody who walks into one of those nigger nests gets absolutely everything that happens to them
what a fucking dumbass
please don't reproduce
This guy glows in the dark
>I am the one who showed it to the police officer with out him asking. Why would I do that if it was mine?
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But you still have ur Chainlinks! :)
who shows a bag of cocaine to a cop?? fake
Return the wallet without taking any money of course.
Ok so I just looked up my name on the jail website, and it looks like they charged me with methamphetamine, so they must have tested it. Does this help my case showing that it was not mine and it could have been flour for all I knew?
Honest to god get a gun and shoot up the place with a ski mask. No one would miss anyone inside or care much.
Someone who wants to prove a story and has an absolute clean vest and never got in trouble in hi entire life.
what dumbass shows a bag of white snow to the popo?
>go out with almost 1k
you're a nigger aren't you
are you sure it was coke? maybe that's why the let you go
>Go to a strip club
>Get drunk and lose track of how much money I'm spending
>Steal cocaine from the stripper
>Accuse the stripper of stealing money from me
>Pull cocaine out of my pocket and show it to a police officer
You are a brainlet with extremely poor decision making skills. I will not give you advice because you will fuck it up in an even more hilarious way.
learn the lesson and plead not guilty, and prepare a document with your evidence.
essentially start preparing your defense
you are accused of a crime, by the state.
If you are professional, knowledgeable, and have evidence (you are a witness, and the only witness to some events), then you can prove your case.
Emphatically stating you don't do cocaine is good. go get a blood test to prove your sobriety ASAP.
Sorry man, but let me drop some knowledge...
> strippers are there to take the John's money by any means possible
> strip club managers are generally pimps, mafia, etc who are also looking for an angle everywhere and are gonna often fuck over Johns like you
> strip clubs often kick money to cops so they will ignore the drugs and prostitution
You got fucked by a rigged game. Thankfully judges usually see through the bullshit. Get a lawyer and tell the judge exactly what happened. I also suggest suing the strip club for damages and emotional distress. If you have any evidence of your claims you have a strong case against them. They robbed you, planted drugs on you, and had you falsely arrested based on their claims. You could get a big check here if you play that right.
No, you literally showed the police officer the real drugs that you had in your pocket while complaining that the strip club """"stole"""" a large amount of cash from you. The prosecutor will have a very strong case.
And logically, yeah, you stole the stripper's bag of cocaine so don't pretend you're not a piece of shit that deserves this.
Dude you're going to prison lel
That's what you get for going to a strip clob you degenerate. Also
>She said It was cocaine. I was a bit tipsy, and was like wow cool.
LMAO cool cocaine stripper lady, you sure know how to party!
>What are my options?
Stop wasting your money on strip clubs. Get married. Clean your room. Have children. Do something important. Stop doing drugs.
Ok I didn’t even read half of the shitty comments. I think it’s safe to assume it’s all “kys” “have sex” and “just COOM” memes. That’s 90% of this board anyway.
First off, OP: You are an idiot. 2nd off you’re not getting your $800 back. Strip clubs are mobbed up and connected with police, state officials, etc. The purpose of that place is to extract money from stupid incels, that’s what they’ve done.
What you need to do now is to search for your charges. Each state has their own online website. Just google “[your state] court case lookup” navigate to > criminal> Pending charges. Then search for your case using your last name, dob, and basic info. Look at your charges and see what you’re up against. When you go to court get a public attorney (I’m assuming you’re broke because you’re stupid and crying about $800, so don’t get an attorney just yet). Explain your story. If you don’t have precious convictions they’re probably going to offer you a drug program and will drop the charges when you complete it. Continue to fight the case and plead not guilty. Get an attorney if you have to and stick with your story and tell them you want the charges nollied. Your saving grace is that you handed over the drugs, but you were still in possession of them. Just tell them you didn’t leave it in the room because you didn’t want to be charged with it. Don’t say too much though. Get an attorney if you’re too stupid to handle this on your own. Be prepared to throw a lot more money at this. The $800 is just the tip of the iceberg here.
> public defender
> previous convictions
My bad phone posting.
This is some truly autistic pasta right here
This is good advice.
>going to a strip club with more than 60 dollars
This is where you fucked up. You're not a rapper, don't give bitches that much money.
>rolled
What does this mean?
Also...
>What are my options?
Have sex incel
Kys
Just COOM
Put some spaces between paragraphs fagot I'm not reading this shit
Its not Reddit spacing to make your shit readable,
it's Reddit spacing when you do it between every line like this
also ur retarded m8, it doesn't matter if it was hers you were the one in possession of it and the law is about possession not use
Have fun spending $5-10k on a lawyer and even more if you need to take it to trial
get a fucking lawyer, those are your options, spend another $1000 on a lawyer. He'll fight it but why are so dumb? Strippers are hookers/thieves. They want to steal your money and no one will believe a rando over a stripper at her work. Call the police station and file a police report for theft as a separate incident. Don't mention that you took illegal drugs you dipshit.
It's illegal to take drugs too. Even if they were left by someone else, you put them on yourself. Idiot.
This is what hedonists like you deserve.
It doesn't matter retard the law is possessing the cocaine not using it and you were the one in possession of it. If you want to play jr cop learn the law
What did they do in the webm? Did a girl just snort cocaine out of another girl's ass?
Lmao get a load of this reddit spacing faggit
>I went to a strip club
DO YOU SeE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
fuckin retard
Get a good lawyer
It will cost a lot of money
You’re in serious trouble
Strip joints are bad news
going to strip club is like willingly walking into a gang hideout.. especially alone
get a load of this dumb underage queer thinking double spacing is called reddit spacing. only dumb low IQ underage call it reddit spacing adults call it double spacing. 18+ to post here kid
How much cocaine did you have on you?
And what state do you live in?
Possession of small amounts of cocaine is generally a misdemeanor.
That’s what you get for fuckin with those cons
yikes, there's literally a video on youtube called dont talk to the cops ever, watch it and then rewatch it
kys degenerate
>$800 at a strip club
Jesus Christ I can get a FINE 19 y-o prostitute to snuggle and fuck for literally 4-5 hours for that amount and I live in Canada. If you bring more than $100ish to a strip clib you are retarded
strip clubs are for the type of people who can passionately watch a sports match with all the zog programming and ads for 5 hours straight. You are literally going to a place to get blueballed and paying out of pocket for it. Nigga couldve went on craiglists or whatever and found an escort.
I sort of empathize with OP. He seems to be a bit socially retarded and didn't seem to realize how fucked up the system is. Showing that cop your drugs was a bad move. The dude was probably connected to the owner in someway especially if this was some small town municipal cop.
Get a good lawyer and hope that cop doesnt die in court.
>talking
>to strippers
You fucked up
This is the only rational response op. What happens in gta when the character gets fucked over? Bullet time