/SMG/ General thread

Joshua 1:9:
“Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the LORD your God is with you wherever you go.”

CME Fedwatch:
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Brokers:
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Basic stock market terminology:
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Free charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bull/

Risk management:
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Stock screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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ummm first for fuck elon musk, fuck tim apple, and god bless donald trump.

Old bread :Baggie you forgot to add the last thread!
nice time digits tho

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shit.. im a fucking catholic... self hating ancestor unapproving... reluctant christian.... im fucking going to go to church today and meet the priest again, and be drunk and leave early not accept eurcharist and shit, and fuck it im going to be an asshole... but meh i'll be ok.

i hate how i was never jewish enough... the next time i ask the cantor... i go and pray with him.... rosh hashanah is our new year and this will be three years i ask to be a jew....

whats on the grill tonight baggie

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if you have to ask... i literally made matzo ball soup... i had no carrots, but its got onions garlic celeary.. uhh the matzah hand rolled with a kosher blend of seasoning including selzter water to get it springing and tasteful.... smultz from the chicken plate, and the chicken is in the soup too...

damn i had like a few bowls... the balls are fluffy and perfect, should have some carrots... i didn't have any, but it's delicious broth with the onion and garlic and chiicken... i mean.. it's fucking so tasty... people might be looking forward to my cooking in the future...

aparently dick heads believe in losing money and not giving a fuck about investments..

fools reached bump limit and are on page nine just swimming in a drowniing ship... the captain gets new bread...

OMG I FOUND PENDYS BOARD!!! CUTE/MALE

>he doesn't brows /cm/

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i might be gay... because sometimes while im having sex i think about bret baier and how tough his acceident in montana must have been, but i allow him into my home every night at 6 for special report... and i truely think he's one of the last real journalists this country has.

is it gay if i was in an airport waiting for a flight just like him and gave him and his wife and children the dignity they deserve... seeing people run up and accuse him of wrong doing... it really places me in a spot of humilty... the fact even on vacation he gets attacked and accused of wrong doing just because he works for fox news... the way he handled it was precise and clear.. the funny thing was his kids running around he had one on his lap, but... brets a larger man than you'd expect him to be.... and he's actually jacked in ways only body builders are... like the guy doesn't need security and deals with his problems the way a father should...

this might be my favorite track jes sung... youtube.com/watch?v=N429OkQ4qt4

i was lucky enough to catch avicii live twice... this remix will always be my favorite thing he ever touched. youtube.com/watch?v=V8L7UHzv2d0

wait this is about a broad losing her virginity isn't it, and getting fucked? but she loves it so it's ok..

How will brexit effect the UK stock market?

>last thread almost made it to 400 posts
wow you boys are crazy

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priced in faggot.

i was screaming we were on page nine... sorry i forgot to link last bread but ya know the bump limit rules... to be honest ima take my favorite bible verse and addendum to the op.

4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the LORD forever.

the difficulties we experience in our darkest times prepare us for what is to become. if we have never experienced darkness we would never know how to shelter from harm... ashes to ashes and dust to dust, may this boat overflow, and their souls live forevermore.

youtube.com/watch?v=myC77TiAlkA

It's nice. I also shared these links on my account in the Howdoo app

the everflowing cup in the lord's name
amen
you are all now blessed and you can do what ever you want with your money, my service was free of charge... i only ask of you to do something nice this week for a stranger, and if they ask why, just tell them the lord has blessed your bounty and you want them to do something nice for some one else as well.

>Baggie is just a want to be kike.
imagine my surprise

wait I thought it was the opposite

alright boys, now that we've gotten our drunkenness and/or schizophrenia out of the way what's going on around the world and how can we profit from it at open?

I'm thinking the Saudi oil strike will be a non-event for oil prices,and in even more important news it looks like Wendy's (where most of us make six figures as cooks) is going to go the breakfast route, which may help stop it's slide into death and a good chance to take advantage of these cheapies if it pays off.

Someone tell me what to buy.

buy my book and a subscription to my website

;^)

A hedge, we’re in for a bumpy ride

If you didn’t load up on NET Friday you’re missing the moon on Monday idiots

Surprised Little Ceasers pizza is still family owned/private after all this time. You'd think with the founders almost you know "retirement" age or damn near old age that they'd be bought or ipo'd by now. The bis is 60 yrs old.

All the other outfits is public.

Isn't that how it normally works. Founders give up control or die then whoever inherits the company don't want to do jack shit running it so they sell it for a fat wad?

How are you guys preparing for $1000 oil?

If we were going to war with iran, the asian markets would be on fire

has nothing to do with a war 200 million barrels were taken off supply (possibly much more) in addition to a new major risk premium has to be priced in

So . . .

If I’m loaded up with US shale players and RING and TLT, am I going to make it?

The hell is with that OP? A bull by definition is male and so cannot have boobs, if anything the character should look like pic related.

Anyway thinking of investing in dividend paying stocks only. Worse case scenario I'll at least be bag holding something that pays me a little money. NOK is an 'OK' divi stock. Only issue with it is that it only pays out once a year it seems.

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My mom wants me to 'get a real job' but all I want to do is trade.

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What are the Asia markets doing in reply to the Iran/Yemen/Mossad/CIA/Russian/FakeNewsdidn’treallyhappen oil attack?

WHEN IS THE NEXT BIG DIP??

I need a good entry point this fucking year like December 2018.

>be baggie
>be jew, technically
>be future man
>can’t seem to make good trades, future jews and robots always best baggie
>future jews laugh at baggie, tell baggiehow shit he is
>even the robots join in
>baggie jerks off with his own tears everynight
>future jews finally sick of his shit trading skills and continued hatred for goys that are still barely around in the future
>future jews get an idea
>send baggie to that past to live with goy, hoping his trading skills can bring them down once and for all

No idea. I just trade with Techbuds Solutions.

>>dont worry, the dip will not be unnoticed

I fell asleep and lost Conan. :(

SPY breaks under $300 Monday morn

Uso to $10 by oct

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I knew you were one of them

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Most of it was JUST us talking shit

Oil is going to be the biggest bull trap on Monday.
Everyone is stupid and focused on trade deal only

You JUST don't get it

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So you telling me I shouldn't be investing in EXC? I dunno man, those quarterly divi payouts are pretty attractive to me. It also historically speaking hasn't dropped more than 8% in a week in the past 2 years. BUT it could be cause of Trump for all I know.

How high will snss go?

Depends on how long you hold it. To ASH? $2 easy. To FDA approval of Vecabrutinib? Probably more like $10

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE MARKETS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO RETURN TO A GOLDEN BULLRUN! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HEADED INTO A RECESSION I WAS PROMISED CHEAPIES WHAT THE HELL!?

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Just hop on then where we’re going we don’t need bears

I normally teach you people about why you should buy ETSY.

Today though there is a different stock.
You might remember her from that time when it popped up and delayed your postings on Jow Forums.

YES cloudflare, symbol NET.
It just had an IPO on friday.

Balance sheet is good, debt is limited.
Enough cash to pay off their accounts payable, plus more to go around.

Downfall and it is a big one:
They don't make money, they are losing millions a year. Now sales growth is growing faster than expenses, but who knows when it will be profitable.

Conclusion:
After you make your money in ETSY, put a little in NET (Cloudflare) for a long term hold!

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have you read walker percy? because you are him

Also I don't like this:

>Early investors stand to make out like bandits, with lots of power

>As is the case with many tech unicorns, cloudflare is offering Class A shares in the IPO, which are currently dwarfed in number by Class B shares, which carry 10 votes compared with the one vote that a Class A share commands.

>RING
kek that cost me a lot of money back in the day, hope you have better luck than I

Jesus Christ, I know I'm gonna sound even dumber from saying this. But there are many stocks out there that pay out 10%+ annual dividends. To put that into perspective, you'll be lucky to get 2.5% from a bank savings account. It's really making me slightly mad thinking about it.

>Baggie is a Jew
lol you fucking LARPer you're not cool enough to get into my club. God wouldn't choose you if you had ten circumcisions and a nose the size of a jumbo jet!

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don't forget about inflation. usually these stocks don't have a lot of dividend growth. sure, they have a big yield, but if it doesn't grow faster than inflation then you're just losing money.

LPTX!
>Leap Therapeutics initiated at Raymond James Leap Therapeutics resumed with an Outperform at Raymond James. Raymond James analyst David Novak resumed coverage on Leap Therapeutics with an Outperform and $5 price target. Novak believes Leap is in the early stages of identifying specific patient subpopulations most likely to benefit from treatment with its two novel immuno-oncology assets, TRX518 and DKN-01, both of which have generated compelling anti-tumor activity as monotherapies and in combination with chemotherapeutics and other immunotherapies.
Shit, why'd I trim so much barely above my basis? oh well~

hey nigger faggot TAKE YOUR FUCKING TRIP OFF WHEN YOU MAKE THESE THREADS GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

oh look it's going to be one of these threads. what's the point? why can't you people go to discord? can you stop drinking until 6am?

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Apparently China is now promoting man-made meat and composite meat as alternative to pork

why do you think that the oil strike is a non-event? it's not only the destruction of production but also rising tensions. I think it is a good thing to long oil on for a couple of months at least

Hong Kong Stock Exchange say they won't give up their acquisition proposal despite being rejected by LSE

You seem upset :(

NET's fundamentals are so-so at best.
Insiders are selling off like crazy though and people in the company are taking profit.

I haven't seen a bloodbath like this since Slack's IPO (WORK) and Facebook.
There is no guarantee it will recover.

Based

>10%+
Yeah, sounds like a Dividend yield trap.
most stable, investment level, companies aren't going to pay that.

based 'return to normal' poster

Thoughts on TALO?

Thinking about buying some calls on it

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don't use trips please also don't use them when making threads also you're a dirty namefag fuck you this isn't discord

(you)

I'm a nice namefag, fren. I also post as user a lot. I understand your preference about not using a trip when making a thread but Baggie gonna Baggie.

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Go back to /agdg/ Joshua.

I'll have you know Mr Yahweh from Saturn,my dickskin is intact and it feels great
Get the fuck back in your matrix cube,pinhead

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Unless it's QYLD

I'm not familiar with the company.
But I do have some advice.
"Don't try to catch a falling knife"

If you don't know much about the company and are not solid on its future, it's just a gamble.
Just go put your money in the slot machine.

I feel like your ID says horseshoe and that's a good luck sign,whats your fav casino game,I've played holdem for years and now I've been trying to get into roulette,the spreads are fun,got any tips?

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That's an ETF, not really the same thing as a "stock".
The fee is around 0.60%.

I don't think that the ETF / Index investment strategy is bad at all. You just need to be invested for a long amount of time.

Is there an smg discord?

When I go, I play for fun.
I personally like black jack. Usually it's very calm and you can have some good conversations.
Poker has a lot of sore losers and not as many people are in it for a good time.

I think that people forget that it's a GAME and not a way to actually make money.

>but if it doesn't grow faster than inflation
I'm not holding these for longer than month. I'm usually in and out by within a week.
Yeah, they are rare. The absolute best divi stock I've found so far is VGR, a tobacco and real estate company. Been paying out .35-.40 divi four times a year within last 5 years.

no discord is horrible don't join any trading groups on there or else you'll get constant invites to other people's competing pump groups or whatever thing some "investment guru" runs where there's special rooms you can pay for access to. anything popular is cancerous and anything small is the same for other reasons such as users who have cancerous spillover content from larger communities like whalepool or reddit or whatever.

it is all full of crypto shilling and people trying to take your money. anyone who isn't part of that is just parroting bullshit they read on whatever popular bla.

I've heard stocktwits mentioned here and there and I just glanced at it and it looks like the same cancerous bullshit

small forums are really the best thing I know of

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If you had like 500 bottles of rancid olive oil how could you make money off it? What would you do with it?

>implying jews want you circumcised
One of the traditional functions is to discourage breeding with genetic undesirables from outside the tribe. You would think racial purity people would encourage that.

How long are you going to keep up this namefag bullshit?

This is irony, right user?

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everyone is saying oil will open up at 100,000 dollars per barrel
>proud shareholder of CVX and some BP

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It's a game for me to specifically make these type of people angry,especially when I start grinding thier stack down.

As long as you're not the 1st or 2nd out in the game,you have a pretty good shot.

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ara ara~
someone doesn't know about muh NEW REZ

could you share some of these small forums with us, user?

>small forums are really the best thing I know of
This. There have also been a couple decent smallish, invite-only TG groups I've been a part of, but you have to contribute there regularly and halfway know what you're doing.

I've known one or two guys that have deals with restaurants and take their cooking oil to run their trucks. you could offset spending that way. Not sure how much it costs to do the conversion but you've got quite a bit of fuel, and I assume if you randomly have 500 spare bottles now you might again in the future.

old oil is also just oil. if you flip stuff I suppose you could use it to clean rust off stuff and lubricate old shit before pawning it off on someone else. that's not going to consume much oil though.

third option is to lie about the state of it and sell it to someone else. I've read a bit about olive oil a few years back and I think they found that some companies would blend as much as 5% rancid olive oil into theirs and some oil producers were just selling rancid oil to people straight.

fivethirtyeight.com/features/most-of-us-are-blissfully-ignorant-about-how-much-rancid-olive-oil-we-use/

Dilute it by 1/3 with some lavender oil ($2) and water (piss is free) and sell as a clitoral and labial skin rejuvit solution to roasties on eBay with an upcharge for shipping from your VPN in france.

Thanks that'll be 5% of your stake

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Monday will be nothing but a form of bull trap you're going to get caught with your sissy pants down and It won't feel good this time like he usually does for you.

Did you also not read that gm workers went on strike? Too much bad news man

S&P breaks under 300 this week
USO to 10 in Oct

Oct always sells,if they recover and then hits all time highs after that is the question,which it probably will by then,but your calls will be long expired out of the money by then.

Why would the media,the timing of anystory sway you vs long term analytics.

You think this shits a game?
This shits chess it ain't checkers!!
You trying to lose it all or what?

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>VGR
275.86% payout ratio

Whew, How are they swinging that? Do you have any data on Debt to assets?

It's another ETF

No, NRZ

Ah yes, the maker of fine cigarettes light Grand Prix, Liggett Select, and Pyramid. Known far and wide for their quality.

Apparently they also do stock splits in september, that are supposed to be rewarding for shareholders, but I'm staying the hell away from this one.

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I'm not sure what you are talking about. Insiders have IPO agreements where they aren't allowed to sell. Generally they have to wait 3 to 6 months before they can even sell a portion of it.