Ruin a job interview in five words or less

May I get paid, please?

Hitler did nothing wrong

Do you have any unions?

Mommy milkies?

Must I work with gays?

I'm all in BSV.

That's a dude

Niggers

I browse Business & Finance

May I grab some Pussy?

I post on Jow Forums.

Fuck niggers and fuck jannies

Sieg heil

Cunt

My pronouns are hitler/hitlerself

she's an easy lover

What's your policy on relationships *wink*

Why yes I own chainlink

hahahahahaha

I wasn't doing anything.

i would hire you.
unless you meant it literally, breeding with livestock is a sin

When they ask why u want this job and u respond “for the money”

Want to see my "Experience"?

all the answers so far are from the applicant's perspective. what does the employer say to make you run for the hills?

we don't pay overtime

Night night wagie

Do I get dental?

I'd want work life balance

Bangs covering your bald spot?

What Holocaust?

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I’m here for the job

Fuck I’m COOMING AGAIN ARGHH

Just give a firm handshake.

shut the fuck up cunt

You have whore nails

women working fulltime destroys families

I'm a self-taught autodidact

>I'm not very social.

I actually said this in an interview, then I made a joke saying I'm an introvert and that is a bad thing at least for extroverts.

I didn't even get a rejection call.

nailed it

My linkies stay super stinky!

Y'all don't drug test right?

That is an ugly mole.