How do you go from 0 money at age 29 to 1million dollars by the time I'm 35?

How do you go from 0 money at age 29 to 1million dollars by the time I'm 35?

Also, I'm a sex offender and i have an ED page

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uhhhh can i get some sauce with that

Is that you in the pic?

DER COOMER

>not recognizing the real life Coomer guy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>inheritance
>alt coins
Its the only way

saw thot, got distracted, not my fault was born with a disproportionately large amygdala

posting in this thread to remind myself to never sell my linkies

I wish I was a girl

Fucking filthy COOMERS

Explain sex offender charge.

is this the chick from shark tank?

You want to sit on the coomer's lap?

You forgot the lottery and fraud.

Sauce on this whore

post link to your ED page and I'll provide you exact steps with about a 20% chance
you'll have to basically risk some fat fucking stacks a few times but you should be able to squeeze out a win in 5 years or so

i can't remember the full name but it's kenzie something. should be able to find her easily

QVC

need higher COOM percentage

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kenzie reives -fellow coomer. kek

Kenzie Reeves

Aww I wish she had a dick

"Recoome Recooms Part COOM: The Re-Recoomining coompile of cooms"

This guy coomed out his last remaining brain cells

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Thanks user. I just came

>I'm a sex offender

Come, tell us your story.

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work every waking moment, live like a pauper shove everything into stocks and real estate and hope for the best after 6 years.

>into stocks and real estate and hope for the best after 6 years.
You will probably be richer than 90% of Americans one day.

once you get over that initial hump, the whole "having enough capital to be a capitalist" hump, its all downhill. first stack is the hardest.

the guy in your pic is a fockin legend. anyone have the other pic of him at the blacked expo?