Job Tier List

Hurry up and impregnate me tier:
>Investment Banking
>Equity Analyst
>Freight Brokerage President
>Lawyer (Tax or Corporate)
>Private Equity or Hedgefund
>Criminal psychiatrist(one that's an MD, making $200/hr)
>Orthopedic or Cardiac Surgeon
>Instagram model
>YouTuber with 2million+ subscribers
>Fitness model
>Elite Athlete
>Upper Management

Impress her family tier:
>Sales Manager at a Freight Brokerage
>Big Four CPA
>Regular CPA
>Engineer Project Management
>Management Consulting
>Business owner.

Good Tier:
>Freight Broker
>Software developer
>Technical consulting
>Any engineering except civil.

Shit wagecuckold-bootlicker tier:
>Everything else.

Kill yourself(preferably sooner rather than later) tier:
>NEET
>pajeetcoin investor
>blue collar tradescuck

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pathetic wagie cope.

hey neetie, your mommy's going to be in a bad mood tomorrow you better clean your room

>Freight Brokerage President
Thanks for the laughs op

>be equity analyst
>work 60+ hours a week
>make 62K/year

I assuming you have no concept if you think a CPA would impress anyone.

Senior Software Developer and Software Salesmen make impregnate me tier amounts of cash on the coasts.

Hell even upper echelon SDEs can join prop/quant shops at make 400k coming out of college.

>fitness model
>top tier

dude fit models are the bag boys of the modeling world. high fashion is all that matters.

>be electrical engineer
>work 35-40 hours a week
>make 80k
We're not so different you and I. I hate my job though, how about you?

CPA is definitely nothing to shake a stick at though

The job isn't bad at all. Lots of downtime really between meetings.

The worst part of it all is that I'm only 3 months into it. I try to switch jobs every 6-12 months.