Goddam that's hilariously sad. I feel your pain manlet, I'm only 6'1.5 when I should be about 6'4, my legs overdeveloped from sports and literally shrunk by late teens.
I feel like one of you sometimes with a 6'4 torso and 5'10 legs (29 maybe 28 inseam). At least no one will fault you or be mad for ruining your genetics on slants.
There was a day when I found where my high school crush uploaded nudes. The day that broke me was when I realized that this isn't something rare (she was always into burlesque shit so it wasn't too surprising to find this) but that it's something every girl does now. So probably the day that that AI for connecting camgirls to Facebook profiles or whatever came out.