STOMP STOMP CLAP

STOMP STOMP CLAP

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WE ARE WE ARE..
WAGE KEKS STOMP STOMP

>ATTENTION ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES
>THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION IN THIS WALMART
>ALL EMPLOYEES MUST REPORT TO THE CIRCLE FOR THE WALMART FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE PART IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>FAILURE TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
>FAILURE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION

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>STOMP STOMP CLAP...

WALMART STRONG

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WE WILL
WE WILL
STOCK YOU
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WAGIE YOU'RE EMPLOYED MAKE A BIG NOISE RUNNING THE CASHIER GONNA CO-OWN ONE DAY
YOU'VE GOT A TEXT ON YOUR PHONE
YOU CAN'T GO HOME
WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT ALL ALONE
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WAGIE YOU'RE A WAGEKEK, BIG KEK
WORKING HARD IN THE BACK
TO GET SOME OVERTIME PAY
YOU'RE CHECKIN YOUR PHONE
YOU'RE ALL ALONE
PRAYING YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK FROM HOME

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>imagining them doing there fight song
>then manager gets his AK-47, walmart associates are all armed with berretta's

>John from the Automotive department starts laying down machine gun fire

>the Walmart associates start charging in to gun down the active shooter
>All walmart associates chant the walmart fight song

WE ARE, WE ARE WALMART

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>the american dream

why is the phrase DO BATTLE is so fucking funny
they're not even fighting, they're doing battle like trash mobs