Survived first night

Not a larp bud. I want to buy a camping chair, outdoor shower, ground tarp, and camping stove

Also it's not worth it to steal. My tent is surrounded by thick brush

youre going to make it user but just remember to get up to at least 1 million RSR

Based and frugalpilled. I lived on a boat for a month to save money. I fully support this project.

you can get 2 pounds of potatoes for 20 cents if you know where to buy

is a coward who isn't going to make it.

I went camping with my brother and he brought his memory foam mattress which we put in the tent. It was the best sleep i ever had.

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>I've got a home. Ita a tent
Get a membership to planet fitness its only 10 a month, use their showers to shower

I plan on it

my questions are whose land did you put this tent on and how will you keep your job when you smell bad and don't look presentable because you can't bathe

>I lived on a boat for a month to save money.
that was my first money saving strategy to begin with.
i bought a 1979 Drift-R-Cruz 35ft house boat for $2,500 at salvage
spent $3k fixing it up and moved to a live-a-board marina for $70/mo with electric/water/internet included

lived like that for about 5 years and saved lots of money on groceries bc i was always catching catfish and frying them up.
my favorite part of living on that boat was that i didnt have to mow a fucking yard unironically

You consider living on a boat 'making it'?

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I live in a old and smelly flat in easterne europe to save money (free rent)

it's been 3 month and I already want to go back in a comfy house

I hope you the best OP
Join a gym to shower and rest

once you sleep on a boat for about a week youll realize its the best sleep youve ever had.
floating on water is an amazing feeling

I've been showering once every two weeks for the last two years no one has noticed

for me the only thing I don't like:

no wash machine
can't bring thots at home
can't cook so it's not that frugal...

winter is coming and there is a broken window so I won't last long here

where are you located, whose land are you trespassing on, do you own a firearm?
Have you ever been camping before deciding to live in the woods since you didnt even know how to set up a rainfly or why to use a tarp? Have you scouted and done research on your area to see what the crime rate is and how close you are to potential dangers? Why the fuck did you vote for bernie sanders you limp wristed fag?

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>I've been showering once every two weeks for the last two years no one has noticed
What do you do if you dont mind me asking?

best investment is a boat or a trailer but you won't be able to get laid or reproduce so you should kys now or go full brenton tarrant

I'd imagine that would be soothing on gentle nights, but what about storms?

i was in south carolina on the ICW about 50mins on the water from the ocean.
i lived thru 3 hurricanes. it got pretty wild but i was far enough away from the worst of it

>where are you located
Virginia
>whose land are you trespassing on
I think its utility company because there is a cell tower about 500ft away
>do you own a firearm?
No there arent bears this close to civilization
>Have you ever been camping before deciding to live in the woods since you didnt even know how to set up a rainfly or why to use a tarp?
When I was a kid I went camping. Other canons pointed this out in the previous thread last night. I fixed the rain fly and am going to get ground tarp

I'm a chef not even joking. I just dont sweat much

>can't cook.
Get a camping stove problem solved

this is a bad idea op, i know you won't listen but i feel the need to post this. find an alternative

Say bye bye to your kidneys winter time. Better short them.

Fuck these normies OP keep us updated with your fresh posts.
How are you staying entertained? Whats your pooping schedule like?

I plan getting 4 of pic related and the solar panel hookup so I'm never without power. I will buy a separate small tent for these

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I watch YouTube videos and read biz
>popping schedule
after I have my coffee

omg
I'd literally come to your place, rob clean and ass rape you. But hey, there are tons of fellas who will do it

They've noticed. That's why you're a socia outcast who posts on a Ukrainian potato farming imageboard

There's heavy brush so no one can see my tent

I'm a social outcast not going to lie

Retard
I won't even tell why

If you're saving money, why are you wasting what you save on fast food. Never going to make, will always live in a tent filled with coom.

Just read youre camping 5 minutes away from work you absolute mad lad you holy shit the absolute BALLS on this unit

There's a lot of woods nearby so it's easy to hide

One night some gruff, burly homeless man is going to enter your tent and rape you. It will be like the Herzog Grizzly man tape.

I will buy a camp stove next week so I can cook and make my coffee

This will be your biggest regret and the fact you plan on buying this solidifies your eventual failure. At least you will learn by experience.

lmao you finna get fucked and robbed

this is pretty cool op, hope you are enjoying this shit

I get a good laugh out of this thread.
But does anybody mind telling me why OP gets fucked over from buying this?
I never went out camping or owned such a thing, so I would appreciate an explanation on this

You sound just like some of my employees.

they are little pussies who never left their mum basement

>Virginia
Winter is coming user. Start watching videos on outdoor survival before you die. Better have good thermal clothing and good sleeping bag that will keep you warm shitty walmart ones will make you freeze. Your crypto coins will do no good when you catch pneumonia because you wanted to camp in the winter.
>No firearm
Where in Virginia? I knew you were a s0iboy. Its ok first step is to admit you have been wrong hopefully this experience will help you grow up and man up. Go purchase a used 9mm handgun right the fuck now if you are "this close to civilization" your worries are not bears but 2 legged predators wanting to rape or murder a skinny guy like you. At the very least keep a knife and mace on you at all times. When you go to sleep you can set up a tripwire alarm with string and cans around your perimeter in case you get night visitors stumbling onto your camp. You are eating canned food instead of spending your money on fast food right?

If you are living out of a tent and going to work do not do this it will just get stolen unless you know for a fact you are in an area no one else ventures into. Since you are so close to work and food it means you arent in an isolated area. Always break your daily patterns when coming and going from your tent to avoid drawing attention and being followed.

Whats your backup plan? Closest family? whats the safest routes to get out of your tent if you have to bolt at 2 am because you are in danger and can you navigate them at night when you are scared and left your flashlight behind? Are you sleeping with your most important belongings on you at all times? Finally what shitcoins have you put your money in since you seem impulsive

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Cucks and so1boys scared of the fact that a real MAN like OP is taking charge of his own life to achieve his goals.

If you start expanding you little settlement, its impossible to move, to change location and you are more open to attacks, du to percieved higher value

I fucking love you op
Godspeed and I hope it all works out for you
What an awesome story to tell

This, and if an enemy priest comes to wololo him he won't be able to move away quickly enough.

second this

Op, how does it make you feel im still laying in my comfy as bed. I showered and shaved all of my pubes, gooch and ass hair because i have a king size bed to fuck stacy in? The girl you lust after will be getting dicked down tonight by me while you sleep on the grass with your crusty hairy disgusting smegma smelling cock jerks off too bbc porn you cuck.

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>all this projection
stay smooth cuckboi

Pls OP change to a Van-Life or go to a trailerpark before you get shot
Make frens with hipsters and scam them out of food and a refurbish of the van
>i'd move into vanlife in a heartbeat, but germany is brutal as fuck in the winter and money is still too good
>as someone with a bizeps the size of your leg, i detest planet fitness, but here you can train, smash art hoes and get free food

A wagon would be unironically more safe

>chef
Based, does the management care if you take food back home with you?

tent user - are you the same guy that posted here a few weeks ago about living in an office, somewhere in the NYC area??

>to fuck stacy in
I hope Stacy is a midget, because that's an extremly small dick. No normal sized human would even feel that. Not even a virgin.

now that is actually pretty based. fuck living like a hobo in a tent though thats just retarded

This is literally the same as a homeless dude in las vegas

Thanks for the advice.
My backup plan is to live with my parents.
The area is surrounded by thick brush so there aren't any easy ways out.
My best belongings are at my parents house

OP do you mind saying what your networth is? Would be interesting to know after all those years of frugal living.
Also what's your exit strategy?
When will you leave the country and retire? Or do you plan on going on like this forever?

They don't. They are Italian family so they encourage us to eat constantly

You wish i was larping, infact you wish ypu could see this vid on my phone.
Op is a fag and is proving it by ironically unironically cucking himself.

Stay virgin, virgins

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I thought you were just fucking with us yesterday, wow

I have these for camping, can't live without them:

homedepot.com/p/BLACK-DECKER-500-Watt-Power-Inverter-PI500B/304743599

then get a cheap car battery from Walmart:
walmart.com/ip/ValuePower-Lead-Acid-Automotive-Battery-Group-65/114050732

If you have a good fan pointed at your head while you sleep, you can get through anything

Also, I use "ghetto air conditioning", it works fucking amazing in a tent : youtube.com/watch?v=ITtlxjvLQis

inb4 how do I charge it you stupid cunt I'm homeless - you're obviously smart, figure it out

i hope you make it user, i really do

My net worth is about a $1000 I just started investing. I plan on retiring in the next 5 years after I have enough money to buy my own land

Lol that flat ass. It looks like a mans

How is there no vanlife board here. Would be the best neet setup

Alright, all the best user! Hope the sacrificing pays off at least
Loser

The heat honestly doesn't bother me. It's the cold that worries me

I could never be a chef because of the sweltering heat in the kitchen, I'm glad it doesn't bother you

Check in with us when it gets cold so we know you're ok

Lmao not sure anyone is lusting after that sad ass.

I will fren.

Fuck, I love this basket weaving forum!

I have always wanted to do this

those panties suggest there should be an ass there but for some reason there is not

>moves into the woods to save money
>still eating out
Jesus Christ come on user...

It's only a dollar for hashbrowns. And I said I was going to get a camping stove

I mean if that'll fill you up then good shit. I'm just glad you survived the night.

Thanks fren..I've never done anything like this aside from going camping as a child

>Winter is coming user. Start watching videos on outdoor survival before you die. Better have good thermal clothing and good sleeping bag that will keep you warm shitty walmart ones will make you freeze. Your crypto coins will do no good when you catch pneumonia because you wanted to camp in the winter.

I was at the bar this past weekend and while I talked about wanting to travel cross country in the US (I live in the Caribbean), one of the bargoers told me "Remember, Cotton kills". Have 2 layers, one with polypropylene and the other with Wool since they absorb the sweat and keep you dry. Cotton doesn't, it would rather support you in your endeavor to your frozen hell.

I've got a nice carhartt winter coat

You're on a business and investing board in a topic where one guy is literally making the ultimate sacrifice in lifestyle so he can save money and you're busy showing off how you have a girl to waste money on and bang.

Have you ever heard of the term, "situational awareness"?

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Yes OP should at the very least do some research on how to survive and not get hypothermia. Get merino wool. Cotton stays wet. Get thermal long johns, thermal socks, etc etc as well as a survival blanket. Visit thrift shops and look for camping gear from good companies like Patagonia. Look for a camping store near you and browse their used selection at the very least you need a good sleeping bag designed for sub zero weather. Get a camo tarp and place it over your tent at an angle to keep the rain and snow out. You can go 3 days without water but will die of exposure in 3 hours if you cant stay warm. Jesus OP you need to stop shit posting on Jow Forums and start reading a winter coat is not enough to get you through a whole winter of being outside

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I hope you got a real sleeping bag, and some good boots. The snow is gonna fuck you.

and find out if you have a place that sells army surplus stuff for cheap nearby.

I've got one..its cozy. I don't have boots yet

>cell tower about 500ft away
enjoy cancer
otherwise based

Any idea how to stop the tent from collapsing when it snows?

...

Get a roof tarp and hang it with some cords maybe? I suggest asking >>/out/ for help

Thanks