/smg/ stinky music general

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>Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.

CME Fedwatch:
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Brokers:
pastebin.com/Dar8zS0k (embed)

Basic stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Free charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab/

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Stock screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Previously on /smg/:

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You left it as crab and you didn't add the bloomberg stream?

Couldn't have been a better time for a new thread

What coin is this?

ENPH calls people! Saw someone post their gains yesterday thanks to me your welcome! OCT calls look good at any level up to 30! Citron report was just debunked shorts are getting trapped
Scared money and dumb money don’t make money. Good luck!

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Do you care about your orders being front run?

I know it’s really you, 2scoops

gonna go up so much when powell announces 0bps + QE

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What ever happen to RKG? Has she been kill?

>impying my trip doesn't have a purpose here.......

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ENPH is unironically the short of the year. Hate myself that i didn't short it even though i knew it was gonna tank and the puts were dirt cheap.
vix?

First for oil puts

Soon Sub $2 a gallon gas

Fuck all sandniggars

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best option plays to make right now? been wagecucking too much this week to do my own research.

very foolish, gasoline melts plastic, that's a big waste of money.

my SPY Puts

ahhhahhaahaaa what a stupid bitch

So long, salam
False flag don't work anymore

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>implying i want to let stocktwitards make money off my calls and feed sentiment algos. those calls are for bizbros neets only

Did the inverse oil guy hodled or sold the bottom?

When was this photo taken? Is she drunk?

Whadya think all those spics did with thier bucket of gas once it didn't happen?
I bet they spilled half on the ground trying to get it in thier car and the other half trying to put it in the tank

Long:
GME
LCI
GALT
PTE

Short
AMRS
AAPL
MO

>tfw your OTM VXX options cross over to ATM and then finally ITM.

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they probably burned a couple of bodies out in the desert with it desu...........

the best part is she's got another bucket behind it she's going to fill up after.

NOOOOOOOO
BOGDANANANNANNANAAAAAAAAFFFFFSS!!!!

Called it

Run baggie run!!!

>shorting AAPL
its still undervalued

>shorting MO
i can see that in the short term, but once it hits 35, it's going back up to 60 when everyone realizes black market vape pods are whats killing people

where's Pendulum, he'll orgasm if he sees you're long GALT

Whoops forgot pic

Fuck saudis
I bet Trump traded weapons so they'll drop oil

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Am I retarded for not understanding why a hentai explains crabbing?

NO M O R E W A R

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I just sold a fuckload of MO after India banned Juul

Trump administration is supposed to be well connected to the vape industry, and Mitch is well connected to tobacco, so I feel like things could turn around very quickly, but I'm realizing way too late that more and more politicians are going to try and score points off of this issue, and Big Tobacco is the original Big Villain

Fuck India
Fuck the Saudis
Fuck Iran
Fuck bondholders

the drone attack was imo something the saudis cooked up to spike price and pull the US into a conflict with Iran

it came right after Trump fired their/Israel's biggest booster in the White House... coincidence?

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long VIX, SQQQ, or TQQQ before fedpostin?

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>Fuck bondholders

Bonds are usury! Bondholders are criminals!

I'm hitting my Juul right now. Theirs a knock off brand that makes pods that taste like pink lemonade. Do the shot of vodka, and then puff the pink lemonade juul, then go back to grinding mobs in wow classic, it's fucken great.

MO started their bond payments in august... Good luck

MO to $30

yeah, my dealer sells juul pods mixed with THC, shit's great

>Mp3.backfromthedeadRiffraff

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enjoy your pop corn lung and painful death you zoomer faggot

New NASDAQ website sucks. What other website can I use for a quick divie check?

how do you have money to trade?

I know that market is pricing in no rate cut + QE restarting, but given Powell's history of dragging his feet on just about everything and NY Fed with zero understanding of granular trading issues I'm betting on "repo volatility is just a temporary event, we're cutting another 25bps lol". Cap this

lean hogs are up, pretty much my entire watch list is red. This is when you buy everything. Shit's about to fucking moon!

... Reminder that the African Swine Fever cannot be transmitted to human.
So, recently, some criminal group in China was discovered sending pathogens into oig farms via drones intentionally so that pigs there will die en masses and remaining pigs will also need to be killed for disease prevention purpose
Then those criminals would told the pig farm owners that they can buy all of their killed pigs, at a price much lower than normal market price for porks because those are porks of sick pigs. Those pig farm owners will agree as that would help them recoup some of their investment instead of being total lost. After that, those criminal can profit from selling those sick pig to customers since porks are in short supply and thus at a high price in China now

I told you BYND was an easy short today

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>dude smoking so cool
>dude try this flavor
>bro nice! Try my flavor
You guys are like homos, next step is you two huffing each others skin flutes

what stocks is he trading

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All of my stocks are red :(

YES IWM ,BNO,BYND,KEEP FALLING MORE INTO A DEEP RED PROLAPSE


HURT ME MOREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


.......THE M..MM...MM...MEDICINE!!!

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American Vlad Dracul here
Seems like a good time to buy Cattle futures

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When pigs fly, buy the SPY.
When China releases their strategic pork reserve last night... uh oh...

WHAT!?
Is that just a rumor?

China must be learning from this that they have to switch to large scale well controlled agribusiness,

their small independent farmer system leads to easy exploitation by such criminals, and makes it so farmers are less likely to voluntarily destroy their own sick pigs so it doesn't spread

It's all over the continent now, Philippines, south korea

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OH...OH

MR BOBO PLEASE I CAN ONLY CUM SO HAAAAAAARD

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what's that have to do with anything?
Yeah! I've heard you can put that butter flavoring right in the pod, pretty cool!
Well that's not a very mature response.

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That’s fake news.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY?

VXX puts, SPY calls, and enjoy the firework show. at 2pm.

Why do I have to be out of daytrades Mr Bobo?

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Imagine buying 268 put options at 0.05 per share ($1000+ total) and then selling them back for a $2.25 profit per share ($225 per contract, $60,300 total).

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because your president didn't deregulate the PDT laws.

don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

I know right,he's still just human goddamn it.
Maybe he'll lower capital gains taxes like he said he might.....

Things getting interesting now
How stretched are them bags baggy??

You just gna let a rookie come in and blow his load all over you bar and drinks?

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Oh MA why! I'm sorry MA I didn't mean to disappoint you!

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When is the powell thing happening?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Any particular strike and expiry?

Yeah that's not officially reported yet.

1 hr

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

>DONT LISTEN TO THE SCHITZO THEY SAID

AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ALL WHO TALKED SHIT ON ME

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galt below 2.5 in the next months. i dont see it go above 4.5 unless some big news

I got 10 SPY calls with the @299.50 strike for friday and 10 VXX puts with the $23 strike for Friday. Easiest 50% you'll get all week.

give me a quick rundown right now

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You know Wednesday are peak days for a fed week right?

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where the fags at that told me not to buy puts on SPY? guess i'm to big brained for this board and i only started trading options 6 days ago

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that's not true at all. The markets have reacted very well to fed meetings this year.

Get the shorts filled boys were going down.
Don't tell you wife bout them bad calls maybe you can still cover....

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Your strike is $295... That means your breakeven is like $294. Long way to go mate

They have,but not the week of...do you not see the giant handle down forming on the s and ps cup?

sidenote anyone know where a livestream of the FOMC will be had?

>all that red

hey my week was like that last week

Looks like only bonds going up today

Hope you have lots of VGLT!!

I'm a pajeet. Unfortunately third world countries don't work in the smartest of ways. I feel you'll always be able to find chink devices in the market

>TRQ call

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my chart is from tomorrow. I just see the giant bart the fuck up.

Alright, I bought a couple. Wish me luck, Bagholder

Ghsi bringing that fire. Im up 120+%

not taking into account that i will sell it if markets start to go up
well they are long term puts most of them a 3 weeks out and i am confident in my predictions.
only 10 bucks

best of luck user

Hmmmmm

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best of luck to you too

>New NASDAQ website sucks.

This

What the fuck were they thinking? This design is pure fucking AIDS, from the moving bar to the nonsensical colored display of the stock charts. Green parts aren't and and vice versa, you goddamn chucklefucks of web designers.

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kek I've been too busy wagecucking to do any research, just have a spy call and a uso put. I don't have anything else going on right now.

its good to keep it simple when you don't have much time to research the market

fuck intc

oh fuck, what is going on, why is everybody panicing.

Oh fug. This is convincing. I want into options trading (other than selling otm covered calls)! Plz halp

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C...cc.ccc...cccccannt...ss...s.ss.top
COOOOOOOOOMMMMIIINNNGGGGG UUUGGHHHHHH

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This is why options are better than Crypto

Sooo easy to turn a few hundred into a few thousand

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Ugh. That sucks, it'll only help smugglers and chinese garbage knockoffs.

Everyone it failing to see good regulation as a solution.

Oh well, could be good for you and your economy because it'll force smokers to stick with products from companies like India Tobacco.