"Graduated college? Enter our 1-3 Year training program!! We teach classes of graduates in our facility that is 300 miles from here! We'll teach you everything there is to know about our business. We don't throw you into the deep end without teaching you what you need to know!"
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MY 4 YEAR DEGREE YOU STUPID FUCK I don't want the FUCKING training program just give me a FUCKING job. If I don't do it right then FUCKING FIRE me. I HATE SCHOOL and I don't want to do THREE more FUCKING years of it.
>dude for any position involving math we're gonna need you to have a masters It's like I didn't even get a fucking degree! It's like I just graduated from high school.
>live in a dorm! >take classes! >in 10 years you'll be a CFP!
I'd rather swim in FUCKING Lake Superior in FUCKING February. Super fucking mad right now.
Have any of you fags actually gone through an employers "training program," specifically for financial jobs? I understand that they pay you, I'm just wondering whether it's as teeth grinding as it sounds.
Advice to youngfags, do internships every single summer and translate one of those internships into a job. Apply to 300 internships if you have to. Even if you're a freshman and you "don't know shit." Because once you leave college, they'll STILL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. (Note that Engineers and accountants escape this fate, but barely) Anything else and it's like the degree doesn't even fucking matter. The Masters is the new bachelors. FUCK this GAY EARTH.
The only nice part about my situation is that I don't have student loans. I just want a white collar job. Why do fags have to make this so hard and complicated.
Oliver Sanders
Go to school longer. Enter more debt.
The rich always win.
Isaac Ramirez
Because college is a meme and you don't actually learn how to do your job except for a few fields. Most white collar jobs shouldn't even require a high school diploma.
Jeremiah Butler
Rich people are bored. They like being sadists for fun
Noah Lee
I knew this before I started college, but now this knowledge can be felt in my bones and spine.
I should've stayed in engineering. At least I would've had a chance at being non-memed. Fuck.
>Rich people are bored. They like being sadists for fun I hope I don't become like this in my old age, but I might. Fuck.
I just need to convince some old boomer manager into thinking that I'm a tech genius. I almost had it with one company, but it slipped out of my grasp.
Ayden Green
THE MASTERS IS THE NEW BACHELORS AND I HATE IT
There's NO REASON why a four year degree should take four years. It should've taken TWO years.
I hate school because it involves learning the most uselss shit in the most inefficient way possible. I'm not helping anyone or generating any wealth and the knowledge leaves my brain usually 2 months after the class. Unless it's math. I liked math.
Fucking hate school. FOUR FUCKING YEARS There is NO justification for that. Should've been two years. It's not about the debt. It's about the TIME and LIFE that I WASTED doing NOTHING.
