Australia will be the only country to survive the crash
The lucky country
Josiah Murphy
Oliver Bennett
Its Internet is so bad it will take so long for the crash to reach it
Camden Fisher
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Samuel Barnes
That’s because they’re always underperforming
Dumb samefag
Owen Morgan
Is Australia the only good country in the world?
Bentley Diaz
nah it's shit
Isaiah Garcia
Oh yeah, our economy is looking rock solid. All our young people are highly educated and being effectively directed into growth industries, we have a strong competitive entrepreneurial culture, we're hard working and smart. We retain all our top talent and bring top talent from overseas. We're always looking 20 and 50 years ahead to anticipate how we will adapt.
And when you realise that literally nothing I just said is true, you realise that literally the only chance to "make it" in this country is to win the crypto lottery and set up an off-grid farm before it all completely collapses.
Owen Clark
This but unironically, apparently:
mobile.abc.net.au
There's some important discussion still to be had about what kind of budgeting our economy actually needs but this is nevertheless an entirely unexpected piece of good news. Even the libs themselves were predicting an increase in the deficit up until now.
Elijah Sullivan
It belongs to China now so no
Owen Walker
if you like multiculturalism, political cronyism, sucking chinas dick, slow internet, government surveillance, self flagellation for muh indigenous people, sucking up to homos, and you simultaneously think the future is female, islam is a religion of peace, and any speech that hurts someones feels is hate speech...
then you'll be fine