Anyone and everyone that didn't buy into the Link scam is allowed in here. Fuck it, even if you rode the wave and sold at $4 or $3 you're allowed here as well. Something to counter the 70 link threads in catalog here. As usual, file your usual SEC reports and remember to spread the truth of the pump and dump scam chainlink. Best thing I've found is not to reason with them or deal with them like human beings. They are purely emotional driven, completely incapable of logic. Treat them like the sub-humans they are, just copy paste interesting tidbits about this scam. The public needs to know.
NO LINKER GENERAL #5
Daniel Clark
Liam Sullivan
this is when you realise that all your participants were just fooling around and you really are being left behind
Isaac Cox
can't read the sign stinker? it says no faggots. hop off.
>>he spends so much time fudding
>>false dichotomy, you're either with us or with us when you fud
>>somehow you must have an angle and must genuinely care about chainlink
>>all these memes are entirely organic, gooo chainlink!
>>we all love and worship some fatass mongoloid russian scammer, y-you should too
>>there's no way anyone can hate chainlink despite the fact we've spammed it non-stop
>>there's no way it's all paid posting
>>you can't possibly hate us
schizophrenia the post
Evan Stewart
rent free
Hudson Russell
What do you have against Link?
Tyler Ward
>>I can’t belive anyone would dislike my 2 year long shitcoin spam campaign laden with newfuck 2016 migrant rebbit memes and overload mannerisms on their only outlet from normie social media
>>I am convinced that 10 people posting jokes is enough to suppress the price of a 1 billion dollar marketcap shitcoin, yes, this is how either important to my shitcoin
>>I find this place or how worthless my shitcoin is due to the fact it can be swayed by 10 nobodies
>>Alright boys! The Fud died down a bit, let's post the same 15 threads again!
>>Pajeet, get your men on it! Keep shilling, keep posting. Form a false groupthink that everyone loves our shittoken, damn the easiest money I've ever made.
Lincoln Brown
>this amount of cope
bro i dropped a couple thousand into link, sold at 3.90 (had a feeling it'd keep pumping and sold anyways like a scared cuck and missed out on the giga-pump to 4.50) then bought back in with much gains
this shit could crash tomorrow and I would be down like 20% of my total value and I dont give as much of a shit about it as you do
Robert Parker
>>guys i have 700 tokens of shitty scam, please how do i make it thread
>>another link general, we need one every ten minutes!
>>guys my ex/gf/wife found me out, we're broke but have 50k link thread
>>all in, never selling, always HODL thread
>>just risked my entire financial stability on this token, y-you guys should b-buy too right?
>>LINK will reach 1000 END OF YEAR
>>Insider here, just keep buying!
>>Some vague company has increased profits, all thanks to chinklink!
>>some bullshit random thread to keep the link psychosis going
>>just non-stop chainlink posting
>>getting kicked out, have xbox and link, what do thread?
what other paid promotions am I missing?
Jaxson Howard
whatever you ass scat whore
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor
>>You've been waiting for this moment, the singularity is here...
"yes Master, ughh twist my nipples... nulinkers deserve death. Link will be top 5 despite drastically underperforming and having no viable network... ughh"
He smiles. Then gives his classic thumbs up.
"And what do you say to the deceivers?"
"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! PD2D or more like DP my tight little asshole because I'm stupid grunt and wanna-be Wall-Street trader."
He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart, you greedly lap up the scent behind your gimp mask.
"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky... I wear the same shirt every day because... why the fuck not, I can do whatever I want, like this... Arghhhhh!"A massive shit arrives on your chest. He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.
"Another 700k, dumped. This is actually good, it means you're selling at a discount rate."
"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."
Aiden Rivera
So you're just annoyed by the prevalence of talk about it on the board, not its actual value?
Jackson Hill
Jesus Fucking Jesus Christ on a Kike Pike
Who the fuck touched you user?
Elijah Nelson
Eat a dick sirgay.
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.
"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution. Fucking vitamin twink tweaker can kiss my ass... actually I'll have you do it linklet... kiss my ass."
Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy. You kiss SirGay's hairy ass and inhale the musk of his dinner.
"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."
He lets out another fart and grunts again.
"Another 700k!"
You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"
"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.
"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.
"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.
"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.
"1k EOY is FUD!"
"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.
"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.
"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"
Adam James
Imagine being this salty hahahahah
What the fuck do you hold? TRON?
Jose Stewart
okay i'll admit this one's pretty funny
well played
Nathaniel Murphy
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? I heard you're a corporal bitch paypig, better get to seargent master of licking asshole."
"Yes Master! I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again."
He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd. The sloppiest of them all.
"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"
"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"
"Who's my paypig", he questions.
"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice. I'm a partially disabled, mentally understimulated individual that needs his thoughts and actions influenced by groupthink."
"That's right dipshit." He grunts again and begins to recite.
"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google. We'll never have competitors and I can do quaaludes on my yachet soon. Arghhhh! Just call anyone that calls out my sca- I mean chainlink a discord tranny, that'll shut them up!"
You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. There's no way anyone could possibly hate our thinly concealed scheme."
"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle or whatever other faggy talk I have prepared later. You'll see. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."
"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I am just a dipshit NEET that thinks he discovered something amazing."
Christian Wright
This has to all be pasta, right? I refuse to believe you physically typed that out so fast.
If you actually did I'm impressed but I also think you should get some fresh air.
Owen Jones
salty paypigs, your tears are delicious
"Some ass-faggots on a mongolian drum challenge fly fishing forum from the 2000s can kiss my greasy ass. These horse shoe enthusiasts can polish my knob then shine my chainlink. They'll get tired after the constant paid promotion and 40 threads that I just keep popping up. God Damn, I love that shithole India. I literally came up with this bullshit on the fly,saw airdrops popping off on 4weasel and quietly plotted and schemed like the russian jew I am, to create my own horseshit token with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"
"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting... Ahh yeah I'm a masochist retard!"
"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass and immigration is tracking me. Apparently being a fat Russian causes problems in this petty country. Just gotta hire more fucking pajeets" He inhales deeply... "Cuban... a good flavor, did you know this cost me $3200? All paid by retarded NEETs like yourselves, yeah just keep making threads, ughhhhh"
"Wow Master, I hope you buy more stuff... All on my dollar, I really am a 2D simpleton NPC moron."
"Yes, I am time and the elements. You won't belive how many threesomes I've had with chink prostitutes in Asia. I get to travel around the world and do cool shit. Who the fuck needs an offic-of-of...arghhhhhhhh!"
"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy.
"Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs."
"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"
Nicholas Hernandez
We are
>rentfree
in his mind.
Brandon Ross
i made it all up on the fly
LINK is for ugly faggots that in real life can't have a beautiful fine ass looking girl. And it's kinda sad but true most linkies are like that. So it is empowerment to the cucks who need something to get off on and feel like winning. LINK is always GAY. You faggot linkies need to shut your dick sucking, Nico feet-slurping mouths. You all need to be excommunicated from the living. FFS I don't give a single SHIT about your shitcoin so don't shit on anyone elses. God, I'm sorry that your hard work resulted in the birth of these stupid fuck ups. It's so simple, and yet failed abortions like yourselves who somehow weren't dropped as a child and are just THIS stupid don't get it. I'm sorry for you all, I truly am. I am sorry for your collective families much more though. Especially your mothers. You must have all hit your heads on their slutty ass cunts while being born. 0$ EOY NIGGERS!!!
Charles Cox
>>rent free
>>more like pay constantly to shit up this board
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHH OH NO NO NO NO
THEY'RE CORRELATING A FUCKING VIDEO GAME WITH THEIR FINANCIAL FUTURES AND BARGAINED WITH THE TEAM TO "BUY IN EARLY"
THINKING THAT A PAJEET POTTERY SHIT FLINGING FORUM WOULD MAKE THEM RICH. NOT REALIZING THAT THEIR MEME POTENTIAL WAS WASTED ON A KNOWN FAILURE, FRAUD AND SOON-TO-BE EXTRADITED RUSSIAN SCAMMER.
>>THE PRICE
TRUST ME, INSIDER. SOURCE, TRUST ME
>>THE MEMES
ANYTHING, LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL
>>THE BULL
YOU AND YOUR NEET MONEY. JUST THROW INTO THE FUCKING TRASH
>>THE COPE
WHAT THEY USED TO MAKE FUN OF US WITH. YOU LITERALLY FELL FOR A PAID FUCKING SCAM WITH A NON-AMERICAN RUSSIAN NATIONAL OPERATING IN THE US, WITH A FUCKING DREAM PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE BULLSHIT TOKEN
>>BAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeremiah Long
>user mad af cuz he get left behind then bought the top and sold the bottom
lmaoooooooo
Jaxson Hall
project harder nigger, who knows I could be your slutty mom for all you know
In the last week, hundreds of articles describing chainink as a pump and dump scam have been published via virtually every crypto news site including articles in Italian and Dutch. Typink chainlink into google search gives the first result as an article describing chainlink as a pump and dump scam. To claim this is o no importance and will not deter investment and the credibility of the token as a crypto asset is a bad joke. /Bis oldfags already know link is a PnD scam and have observed the alternate shilling and fudding for years. The fact is link is a scam but not the project itself which is essentially an irrelevance to the PnD fleecing those who are not members of the group running the scam. To hold it is to ask to be defrauded. It can never be bought at an honest market price and the highs are artificially coordinated scams to dump bags on new buyers, let the price collapse, rebuy and repeat the scam.
no but you sure as shit can make this thread about 6 gorillion times and act like you never got blown the fuck out.
Jordan Thomas
rent free
Jason Brown
>>paid
Andrew Foster
>it's noon in india
>pajeets come out full force
that's gonna be a yikes from me ranjeet
Thomas Davis
>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action (You are here)
>Rest of the year = same presentation
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news
Master, please binance me again
Thomas Perry
Hahaha ((((researchers)))) Meanwhile there was no evidence at all in the article. The fact you pajeets try to fud with an article written by a failed game journalist is hilarious.
Ryder Morales
The more I argued with chainlinkers, the better I came to know their memetic ramblings. First they counted on the stupidity of their bagholders, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played up the end of the year (EOY) price. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to not read and not sell, or, if challenged, they ended the thread and reposted four hours later, quoted memes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely scammy matters, and then, if again attacked, they proposed all FUDDERs were actually chainlink holders and pretended not to know exactly why you denounced their scam. Whenever you tried to attack their beloved master sirgay, your hand closed on a jelly-like meme which divided up and poured through your fingers and they would repost the same four or five type of threads again. But if you really struck one of these bagholder idiots so telling a blow that, observed by the channers, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Chainlinker had not the slightest recollection of the thread before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, EOY, web3, swift protocol, oracles, we love sirgay and do something for a small amount of chainlink and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thread, except that he had proved the correctness of his memes the previous day.
Christopher Lewis
>13 posts by this ID
>In a thread with 23 replies.
Jesus christ.
Thomas Brown
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR
OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR
OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR
CHAINLINK $0 EOY
CHAINLINK $0 EOY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR
OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR
OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR
CHAINLINK $0 EOY
CHAINLINK $0 EOY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Cameron Clark
>nolinkers
when will they learn?
Asher Bennett
op is so fucking mad lmao
Benjamin Sanders
New pasta
Josiah Garcia
Alt-pocalypse is coming for LINK and every other do-nothing, pie-in-the-sky "project." King corn is being dumped by insiders.
Joshua Collins
lmao OP is literally the only nolinker on this board