/smg/ - Sub machine guns general

The other OP is a retard edition
(IGNORE THE CHRONON MIGRATION, PEASANT)

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, LCIguy is a jerk, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/Dar8zS0k

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com
Earnings Report Calendars:

biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread, I was there, anyone cool was there:

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stocks suck stocks for cucks
boomer rocks for brains of rocks
LINKIE LINKIE BUY THE STINKIE
WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE MOON

Yeah, keep telling yourself that....

Grug buy rock picker stock
Rockpicker stocks moon when rock moon

Based

Any reason i should cut my losses? Or risk holding?

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That's an incredibly sorry time span to predict movement in, I'd personally cut losses but if you feel like holding no one here is gonna talk you out of it. I'm holding a near 65% loss on an option a month out though

Figured it be going down then it gets a sudden rise like that.

How much do your option calls/puts usually cost you in premium?

Premium is entirely dependent on the company, I've bought and made money off of options worth 20c at buy in and a dollar fifty at buy in, it all depends. I just look for companies with a solid uptrend or companies who had an overreacting drop w/ a clear bottom. Usually I cut loss at 20% and take profit at 30-35%

>ask: 0.14
>bid: 0.12
>priced in whole cents
>stock has to move 2% to jump to 0.13|0.15
How am I supposed to daytrade this?
You know they could just sell those things in packs of hundreds to solve this problem, but no, 1:1. Knockouts are more responsive but when price nears the knockout price the ask stays fixed in place while bid goes down and you have something like 0.30 | 0.1 on fucking index options with the most volume for the day.

I cannot understand what you're trying to convey, options contracts go up in value when the people trading them believe they will pass or meet the strike price by the given date, if it's not moving it's because the people who would be buying your contracts don't think they'll be worth anything by the strike date, if you want a more noticeable fluctuation on small price action of the underlying then buy options more in the money

Sub machine guns general would be /smgg/, not /smg/
The Jow Forums has to be general, you don't get to shoehorn in a different g word after the m

Now we all will be cursed with bad luck until 310 posts are made and a new thread rises

When rates are low stocks will grow. Good luck smiggers

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Fuck

Dubs confirm

OP f***’d up

This statement is statistically incorrect. Different stocks react differently to rising or falling interest rate environments.

VTI - If you got time on your side and you like a 0.70 x 4 Divvy and broad diversification.

What the fuck is this spread on LCI?!

Buy MSFT, it is not too late

Doubt it'll break 141

Not today maybe, but things are looking so good for MSFT it's ridiculous

>another rate cut at top of piping-hot economy

>promises to cut MORE and buy assets on any sign of slowdown

>like half the world's economies now have NEGATIVE or zero interest rates

>government, corporate, and consumer/personal debt at record levels

>flat wage growth since 1978, men haven't since wage growth since the 60's

>rising inequality within and between nations shows no sign of reversal

>climate change accelerating

>amount of democracies globally has decreased since the post-war period

>rising tension and instability in global trade and relations

>far-right and far-left both rising rapidly over moderates in global politics

are you preparing for the malthusian collapse?

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does ANYONE here remember CERU (my nigga)?

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dear /smg/, how the fuck do i profit from this?

Buy land in the midwest and wait for it to become oceanfront property.

It's okay, m8. OP just mis-spelled Sub Machinegun.
>/Sub Machinegun General/

kek

Kek

good morning......SAY IT BACK!

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>A submachine gun (SMG) is a magazine-fed, automatic carbine designed to shoot handgun cartridges. The term "submachine gun" was coined by John T. Thompson, the inventor of the Thompson submachine gun.

/sgg/

howdy partner

Morning fren

Anyone think $ROKU about to rebound due to being oversold?

Also considering trying to scalp zero day $MSFT calls for full retardation.

>Anyone think $ROKU about to rebound due to being oversold?
oversold based on what?

shill me some stocks anons
g-good morning

I talked with my boy Marc... He said it's time to short this puppy back to $3, but he needs our help. First make sure you lock in your short position this morning. Don't say I didn't warn you....

Wtf is premarket?

fucking Jow Forums man

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Yeah but the spread was from the $9s to the $16s.

fuck off i haven't had coffee yet

just someone baiting 70 IQs 4channers who are dumb enough to place market orders during premarket.

He was being ironic

>who are dumb enough to place market orders during premarket.

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*during open not premarket (only limit orders in premarket)

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Just a heads up that I will sell at 141.5 and buy back at 140.5

can you take us back to windows 7 and office 2013 and xbox 360 first?
I hate nu-microsoft products, they reek of curry and bloat and confusion

I don't write that kind of software. We do many more interesting things, you should look into it :)

PTE 10/18/19 $5 calls? I'm thinking this is a good buy. Cheap enough. What do you bros think?

is SNSS user here? if you are can you tell me how those crippling PESX bags are treating your frail body right now? good luck champion

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Good morn’ everybody. Ready to crush the market today?
Nice 4s man luck is in our side

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>USO and SLV up aftermarket

Well I'm ready to get fucked on my puts.

Bases

>300k average volume
There's not enough liquidity to safely fuck with options imo.

Damn, we are MOONING today. Like I said 0.5-1%.. easy.

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Really tempted to buy some VXX calls

Interviewing for jobs recently (proprietary trading) and for one of the firms I stumbled across the founder's name in the Paradise Papers. What does this mean?

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Is it tax avoidance? Everyone did it. No worries.

Go to that company work your way up to the top and be the head honcho, tax evaders are the most freedom loving people you will ever meet.

zerohedge.com/markets/fed-begins-repo-operation-funding-rates-ease

83.8B subscribed put of 75B limit

Yeah. Must be doing pretty well though. I'm intrigued.

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The fed has printed 130B in the past two days. That's 16% of the total 800B used in the 2008 crisis. Are you ready for the biggest economic downturn in any of our lives, user?

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zerohedge.com/markets/fed-funds-prints-225-breaching-target-range-ioer-spread-explodes

Not really an expert or anything but shouldn't that market be going down with extreme economic uncertainty around the world?

Should I buy some chinese stocks at this time?

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Markets are pure speculation now. Without any regards to valuations. That's why value investors are all cash gang. They're hoping to buy after the crash.

Today will be a nice bulltrap

nah we chillin

I mean the rest of the world is fucked
if they're lucky they'll have enough water and won't have to resort to cannibalism

but in the US we're building spaceships and all kinds of cool stuff

I was thinking the same thing.

I hate this stupid pattern with SNSS where it shoots way up in like 2 days then gradually inches it's way back down over the next week or two and then shoots back up again. It's a good thing I'm long until ASH because this shit would really exploit people using stop losses.

Welcome to biotech stocks.
How is this new? They're all pump and dump. Buy the rumor sell the news regardless of company valuation.

LMAO They're thinking this is a bull trap.

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Once again IWM will be the pied Piper of blood today leading the market

My beyond puts are ready

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Aight niggas, I sold my stack and set a buy order. Probably won't be filled today though.

They laughed at me when I said if you buy VXX puts and SPY calls yesterday it would be the easiest 50% you make all week. Turns out I was wrong again. It was the easiest 70% you'll make all week.

LMAO there's literally no resistance on SPY. 2 cent spreads. This shit's going to fly today. FREE SHEKELS!

Mind the IWM

Financials keeling over too

The Chad 2000 is going strait to the moon, that's where all the future microsoft companys sit.

>they completely forgot about you, sir
>they keep buying even though all of the fundamentals are trash, record highs..... again
>.........
>Damp eet

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
FIELD HOCKEY NIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Gains from yesterday just being erased on open. Unberievabre

>Fuck you BYND
>Thank you based MSFT poster

Who said the ndaq would be up 1%
You were lied to

Behind the times. It's over 200 billion now. And pressure is not easing, it's actually getting worse. See

Some one give me a ten bagger I can throw 25 hundred at and then free my self from PDT restrictions.

SQQQ

exited my psa short a few days ago and my roku short today with insane profits... will long the short squeeze and reshort higher.

No bottom on tlrd, would be free money to short

MO

Send the SPY your energy. We're going to break the record again today!

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FUCK THE FED

FUCK JEROME POWELL

AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK JANNIES

Why is LCI down so hard?

I agree but you forgot fuck niggers and sandniggers, especially of the Iranian variety

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See

If it dips again... TEN

But he covered didnt he?

Dat BYND gap to 144 about to fill like nerdy prom night

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>ENPH calls

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Not sure what you mean by that. Are you saying that if someone closes a position, they can never re-enter a similar position in the future?

Did it break through yet?

MSFT

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True. But he hasn't mentioned anything about it recently.