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First

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Buy MSFT

>sucking men's gay
digits confirm

Where my bears at?
( ̄(工) ̄)

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Buy VRA pls, they have cool pura vida bracelets

CLDR IS A GO

Whats ATVI's outlook? Got some pretty far otm calls

Get in INPX
$200 minimum eoy

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Baggy is GDX trying to lead gold?

tfw i almost bought 5k MSFT last december, now is not good time to buy imo

Never read a stonk and don't have money to buy one will i fit in with you guys?

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Why not

you really think GME will rally? aren't they closing 200 stores??

Can someone answer my fucking question?

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yeah.. 90% of this thread has no clue what they're doing.. you'll fit right in

Please, write what edition it is

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I'm not sure which one is the tail wagging the dog, but I'm expect them both to gap down tonight..

bearish

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long the roku short squeeze

It’s floating at ATH

Pulled a contrarian play today but I got scared before it really started to pull back from those 3 big green candles. Only got 11% day trading.

kino

Why? I just want to get in a stock that moved like disney did back in april. I want big gains goddamit

Start up a practice account with funny munny. Try to pretend, as best you can, that your funny munny is real. Trading is more about you and your ability to stick to your strategy despite impatience, adversity, and fear than anything else. If you start thinking, well it's only fake money and doesn';t matter, you have lost the thread and are no longer learning from your practice account.

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this isn't a short squeeze, this is the MMs keeping it neutral so the options all expire OTM.

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Thats actually a good idea. Thanks!

>first
U mean gay

Hello User.
Purchase Tootsie roll

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The autist who bought over $1B in credit default swaps on housing bonds about a decade ago seems to think GME stock is gonna make a phenomenal recovery.

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Figured y'all would find this funny

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LMAO, MO is going back to $43 on this massive short squeeze. My buy calls are going to make me laugh at those people who doubted big tobacco.

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lmao see you next week

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around AH, fake rate cut 'bump', now desu it's never a bad time to buy MSFT but I'm pretty sure it will go back to around 136 and chances are it will go even lower depending the tradewar timeline.

this has a lot more to do with whats going on with their share structure than the actual company

GME to the moon

nikkinikii I really want to but why come they options liquidity so bad

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Where did that extra bull come from?

fomo

your penis is small

Short term outlook for Cresco Labs, as I see it, is continued ranging between 9.50 and 10 until at least September 24th. Cresco cash raise buy in price is $10 and any institutional interest likely to move in at this level will want $10 or below cost average entry. Placement period ends on the 24th. This should be the case unless Cresco comes out with very bullish news in the interim or congress passes the SAFE banking act (vote is expected some time before end of month).

fake news

yea right my nigga.. i was watchin...

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because the melting point of a tootsie pop is 366.8 degrees Fahrenheit but the inner chocolate core would explode

Who robs a watch store and then takes a picture of themselves with the stolen goods in their bathroom wearing briefs?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Sounds reasonable, i wanted to buy msft stocks woth 4k in the beginning of september but things turned out different for me so i had to keep this cash on my account
Currently thinking about to get into the teamviewer ipo and then buy microsoft in November

Fuck we just filled the gap.... I have no clue where this thing is heading, but I'm #BEARISH!

I didn't expect McDermott to keep dropping too much after $3. Not going to dump any more into it unless it drops near $1.00. I guess I'll be holding this for a while. I think they're going to bounce back.

I FUCKING LOVE LCI!!!

this stock is so fucking amazing

LCI to $60

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I would like to but tootsie rolls suck. But is almost halloween so I should.

Negro thanos

He purchased those legally with the money he made shorting LCI.

Cramer has them on the show today, I was thinking of switching some CGC bags to CRON.

Maybe he’ll give them the dudeweed boost?

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! I thought if selling a big into yesterday’s strength. What the fuck, this can’t just be from that fucking article?!

It likes to pump at the end of the day. Why is that?

what's next week? any reasons why MSFT will go up, because if there are you can change my mind :)

bear trap.. bears shorted this morning.. they're leaving now

TLT and SPY are moving in unison. Something's fucky. I just hope volatility is in the cards and not a yields mooning episode....

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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ACB was dumping, it was time for CGC to follow

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.11%, first really bad day in a while. What happened to CGC today? I don't like the way the indices are acting, this and whatever this fucking overnight lending fiasco is going to turn into has me spooked, it's not even octuber

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Up $258 (1.01%). I should've sold the PHUN pump today instead of holding.

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-0.23%

PLUG needs to go higher and should be higher. LPTX is a meme stock I never should've bought. ROYT is nice monthy divv but shit stock.

Up 2% with dat dere MSFT. Dropped it at 141.5 and caught it back at 141 so I made gains in my number of stonks.

Rare Blvck day
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Dont even know, freaking robinhood fudges the numbers due to options.

They cut the dividend. They close 200 stores. They invest those proceeds and savings into LCI stock. They give a 4x return to shareholders. EZ PZ.

+98% my inner jew is telling me the market is currently in error and that it's going to correct it's mistake over night.

Are you a twothousandaire again Baggie? Or did those dirty jews take your money again?

I made like 28 hundred, I'm over 5 g's. Pretty soon I'll be a millionaire.

massive losses
future grim
hate self
hope gone
joy gone
bad times here again

Down 2.91% today. Same, first really bad day in a while.

Guys I think Bitcoin is an indicator

the only way you're becoming a millionaire is if you inherit a billion dollars

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Up 0.7% today. no big moves either way but that small recovery SNSS did helped

You have jewperpowers? Joody senses tingling?

Pic related

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I know... I'm short gold, long bonds, short spy, love vix and long altria.... I'm getting at least 5 grand tomorrow.

Kek

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Traps aren't gay desu.

It'll be ok frens

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Down 10% got fucked

Traps are 200% gay. Fucking a man with the faggotry of a woman is twice as gay as either of those things individually

but a woman is negative gay, while a faggot is positive gay, and a positive times a negative is negative, so traps are 200% not gay....

Fucking a woman is 50% gay. It's a woman, so that's not gay. But shes got a gay feminine attitude, so 50% gay. Even if your way worked, it's a negative plus a positive, which would still be gay. Fucking a trap is 200% gay, that's twice as much as fucking a gay man, because just a regular gay man doesnt have to be feminine.

The only non gay option are tomboys.

Traps are better at being women than women are. So, therefore, they are over 100% not gay.

>Fucking a woman is 50% gay
Stopped reading there. Your argument is invalid.

would you retards shut the fuck up.. if it still has a dick and is fucked by another dick.. well.. well it's gay

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None of this is true and my world is crumbling

One day it’ll be okay.
I hope

Uhhhh guys? Guys?! What does this mean?!

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It means buy KHC

uhhh, i think it means somebody just lost their job. Those were supposed to be placed on KHC

Down 1.5%
I bought low, but it went lower. Oh, well. Things are still looking pretty good.

Not gay if the balls don't touch.

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