WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TEAM PLAYER!

>DATA ENTRY ROCKSTAR REQUIRED

Based and Interruptionpilled

The weirdest thing is, they put this shit even on dumb summer factory jobs where you literally do one movement by yourself for 8 hours a day. I hate that shit, I don't really work on teams because most people are retarded. I can fulfill orders or give orders, I don't even believe "figuring something out together" even works.

It's literally just a small hurdle to keep the socially undesirables out. Only the HR roastie that interviews you knows about all those points. The people that work there/have been working there for 30 years don't give a crap about that shit either.

Why would you want to?

fucking hired on the spot

>he hates everyone but still demands love

lmao

>Please specify your gender

Make this>>>youtu.be/j6pSTmhBF1w the most disliked video on youtube

>open office plan

I'd rather be dead.

Hello Ayn Rand

You sound like a socialist.

for stating how it works....?

checked, based, redpilled, Jow Forumsacked, and dare I say...

hired?

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I would hire you, nigger.

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I do all of these things and more. I make 450k a year and rising. Play the fucking game or stay poor. Makes no difference to me.

Cringe

Another larper detected
Show one ounce of proof... like recent spending. Or fak off ego cunt

What exactly does it take for you losers to realize the following:

1. People like me exist. I am a leader in my field, yielding a great deal of power and responsibility, and yet, never once do I have to be a dick to anyone to get what I need to execute my role properly. I work with a smile on my face, and everyone in my place of business reports that they are motivated to work harder and longer when they are working with someone whose attributes I espouse. I’m planning on moving to another site and half the office is scrambling to come with.

2. I don’t have to prove anything to a Micronesian small batch dildo carving board. I’m rich with friends, opportunity, and money, in order of decreasing importance to me.

Consider what I’m saying carefully because it works. Cringe all you like, you wouldn’t be the first.

fag

I believe you.

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>Literally seething with jealous rage.

Who knew the very thing all you losers desperately want to become would make you so angry...This is why you will never make it.

>I’m rich with friends, opportunity, and money, in order of decreasing importance to me.
Or what's more likely; a clinically depressed, agoraphobic NEET.

I drive a hot wife, fuck a brand new car, and shit in a 4000sqft million dollar house. I owe no money on the depreciating assets I own. I’ve started a business, so has my wife. We go on vacations all over the world whenever we want. I take vacation when I want. I give people my time and money who are in need. If projecting makes this feel less real to you, that’s fine. You’re only deluding yourself.

why do LARPers always shit out the same dumb stories, then sperg out with the same dumb inb4 "no ur delusional not me" cope when they get called out?

Btw I’m also a top 1000 LINK wallet.

>Who knew the very thing all you losers desperately want to become would make you so angry...This is why you will never make it.

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>makes multiple posts trying to convince anonymous strangers how successful he is
>forgets to post ANYTHING corroborating his statements
nice

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Ok

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Impressive, very nice
Not sure why you didn't lead with that
I'll be transitioning from wageslave to freeman business owner next year, can't wait man

That’s awesome. I wish you success. I think the hardest thing beyond insane persistence is keeping a positive face when people are trying to fuck you over from all sides. If you can keep a cool head when literally nothing goes your way and best your detractors through logic and persuasion, then everything falls into place.

sounds pretty great when you consider the average person is borderline retarded

What do you do/ what's your business etc

Get on with it faggot

Now that part truly is...

NONE OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS.

Pretty based; why do you come onto a Ugandan knuckledusting BBS? Is this what "slumming" looks like?

Thanks a lot, I'll remember that
And I'll be sure to think twice before doubting someones' claims on here next time

Another day, another cock smoking boomer LARPing as a business owner on biz

Because I saw this thread and felt this notion promulgated by OP and NUmale poster was antithetical to what makes people successful. Even though shit is funny, I think by FUDding the very basis of what makes people succeed, this entire board is worse off. OP and NUmale poster probably reek of French fries when they come home from wage slaving endlessly, like the sardonic pricks they are. If they applied their wit to something more enterprising maybe they could break out of their own self imposed slavery.

Post proof, larper. Fucking doctors don't make that. At least make your larp half believable, dipshit.

Wait,you're not even an employee? Being self employed doesn't count for what you said above about "playing the stupid conformist rules". I also wonder what your business is in. Regardless, your point above is mute.

Fair enough; a significant chunk of the Jow Forums (and Reddit (and all internet subgroups) userbase suffers from extreme irony poisoning. Self-sabotage is the name of the game because enjoyment, wew, that's asking far, far too much.

If you don’t personally apply the same things you seek in those who you work with, work under, hire, or do business with YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT. The fact that you’re even arguing this point tells me you have no clue of what it takes or why I’m even saying what I’m saying in the first place. You’re just trying desperately to “expose” me or goad me to dox myself.

>If you don’t personally apply the same things you seek in those who you work with, work under, hire, or do business with YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT.
People that aren't conformists made it in 2017. Just saying.

>The fact that you’re even arguing this point tells me you have no clue of what it takes or why I’m even saying what I’m saying in the first place
I'm employed and what you said above is bullshit.

>G-Guys look I downloaded a salary caculator app
Shit larp 0/10

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Is that what it is? Holy shit, what a larper.

>Because I saw this thread and felt this notion promulgated by OP and NUmale poster was antithetical to what makes people successful. Even though shit is funny, I think by FUDding the very basis of what makes people succeed, this entire board is worse off. OP and NUmale poster probably reek of French fries when they come home from wage slaving endlessly, like the sardonic pricks they are. If they applied their wit to something more enterprising maybe they could break out of their own self imposed slavery.

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Before listening to any business- owning boomer's platitudes, ask them this: "where'd you get the capital to start your business?"

99% of the time, it's legacy money. Boomer Sr. handed down inheritance or the family business to Boomer Jr, and now Boomer Jr. thinks anyone can replicate his luck. Because admitting he's lucky would hurt his fragile, faggy ego.

Kill all boomers, seriously

theres always one larper in these threads who bootlicks the shit outta the current system. always

>2AM: Hit the pen again.
>2:01AM: Check CMC again.
>2:02AM: Ignore solid advice from a millionaire.
>2:03AM: Try desperately to calm the negative self talk that plagues mind ceaselessly giving reasons why going to wage slave job tomorrow is better than doing something challenging.
>2:08AM: Hit pen one more time and check CMC.

I’m in my late 20s and accrued debt to build my business. Cope harder.

What are you losers going to call me next? An Uncle Tom? This is getting sad. I’m gonna go take a few minutes in my steam room and maybe get my cock sucked before going to bed. Oh by the way, I have MFF threesomes with my wife on occasion. She loves it. It was fun talking to you. Really illuminating stuff.

And by the way. Literally everything I just said was 100% truth.

oh yes, we believe you mr 12 posts by this ID

You've literally posted 0 proof so far. Even IF true, do you expect us to believe you with shit posts?

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24 Hour Fitness?

"Very true!", said rich dad.

Your generation will go through the exact same thing you fucking dipshit.

Those spergs might not believe you but I do.

Because you're a gullible idiot. Only a dumbass believes anything without SOME sort of data to back it up.

You seem smarter than the big brain doubters.

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>im gonna go do larp and larp before going to bed
>tfw still here

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Had to reward dubs after my steam. You still wouldn’t believe me if I let you hold on to my pocket all day...

Curious what are you holding aside from link rich user?

I have qualified investor status so I have a few Investments in startup companies from series A investments, a 401K, LINK, ETH, BTC in order of decreasing amounts. I have decorative silver around the house that can be melted down if SHTF. Not sure why Jow Forums prefers to keep theirs locked up in boring coins inside safes.

MUST BE A PRODUCTIVITY NINJA

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>check off EVERY FUCKING ASPECT of the social and work related requirements
>haha user, we decided to go with someone who has a better background
THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN GETTING INTERVIEWED YOU STUPID FUCK!?

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This guy gets it. Life is much easier once you treat it like a series of optimization problems.

dont they have targets or some shit? i know companies have to interview a bunch of people even if they have already chosen someone internally

Freight broker?

“Uncle Tom” guys it’s a black person, no wonder he’s trying to hard.

smart people don't talk like fags, dumbass