Houses are too expen-

>Houses are too expen-

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why.. did they build it at the bottom of a hill a foot away from the road????

Because it's easier than building it into the hill

+5k dollar roof is required it looks. As well as any damage added to it. Maybe you come out 20-25k dollar total investment to fix it decent, still not bad. Still only a years wage for bottom tier

if you bought it and got it rezoned to mixed use commercial you could triple your money

Nobody wants to get killed in their kitchen by a bad driver

Don't live in any homes within 100 meters of a major highway

That house is asking for a drunk driver to smash into it at 3am

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This is pretty funny And true.
Some people rent garb apartments like this. And that's not a bad idea if you converter to buildings out of this. Invested 20. Slumlord it. Get 550 a rebate. After expenses say you make 275 on the low each. It's 6.6k a year. Maybe pull 66000 in 10 years. And perhaps really adjust in favor during that time you could dump it for more then paid. At this low a cost could only go up. If anyone wants to buy it I could get the work done ready to rent within the month let me know.

That would go for 1.2 million in Sydney, Australia or Toronto

This is the most ludicrous property i've ever seen.

>LITERALLY HAS NO PIPES
wheres the outhouse

This looks like a landslide disaster waiting to happen. Imagine sleeping and having a tree crash through a window.

nowhere near as good as this beauty right here

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city living for the cost of a new car?
yah ok millennials keep whining

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FPBP OP BTFO'ed for all eternity and is now on suicide watch

HONESTLY? KINDA COMFY

Did someone drag a corpse down those stairs?

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looks like some house in fallout 4

just buy the house goy

what if you want to enter, how do you know which one is the real one

lol laughs in $2M housing prices here in silicon valley

Implying I have 7k to my name.

proof:

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fuck just seeing the map of Sunnyvale triggers me so hard, i spent a decade there one year.

Choose the wrong door and the entire thing collapses
Perfect security

I love these threads

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The weird part is that even though those houses are expensive, the low end pay is close to if not the same as minimum wage like a rural town in California.

what bothers me is this is not common at all. I'd live in that if it were an actual choice.

You prolly get Tyrone as ur neighbor and few sounds of gun shots 4 times a week average

and California

retard. Most homes arent that fucking cheap

Why, air quality?

the hill probably wasn't there when they built the house

That's in Camden, NJ. That's in the top 5 most likely places to get murdered.

wahhhh

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entitled snowflakes

>AMAZING opportunity for all you investors out there!

This one is just a lie
There's no way a house with those pictures goes for that price unironically

>gary

>The racial makeup of the city was 84.8% African American, 10.7% White, 0.3% Native American, 0.2% Asian, 1.8% from other races, and 2.1% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino people of any race were 5.1% of the population. Non-Hispanic Whites were 8.9% of the population in 2010,[33] down from 39.1% in 1970.[34]

and that was 2010...

kek

This
The catch is niggers and backtaxes

>Gary, Indiana
Indiana fag here, you'd be murdered a week after you move into that

True, how would you go about getting it rezoned tho?

Holy shit
>With acrime rateof 41 per one thousand residents,Garyhas one of the highestcrime ratesin America compared to all communities of all sizes - it is in the 9th percentile of cities by safety. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or propertycrimehere is one in 25.

Its fucking amazing that niggers lower prices of real estate this much. Do you think this is maybe (((their))) strategy here?

I don't live in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, or Indiana.
My state has been flooded with illegal immigrants raising the cost of houses fucking stupid high. You can fuck off Eastern faggot.

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I remember this thread

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HAHAHA WTF

wow nice patio. looks well positioned to have everyone killed by an errant car

>That house is asking for a drunk driver to smash into it at 3am

yeah and cos it's made of paper and glue like all yank 'homes' it'd get completely rekt.

>Ramanuj Bangad
Please sir kindly invest into this very well deal

Graphics look way too bad for fallout 4, but it would OK by Unturned standards

I'd pay $27,000 just to NOT live there

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Okay, pay me and you wont need too

Kek, underrated subtlety

You'd unironically be safer in Baghdad. Camden has the most feral niggers in (((America))).

That place is fucking gross but I guess it's better than being on the street.

>10.7% White

Lmao who are these crazy ass crackers. Are these the Jow Forumstards that bought the 5000 dollar homes?

>no sink
>no heat
>no hot water
Holy fuck. All you can do in this place is sleep, shit, and piss

>crackers
probably Arabs or other mystery meat the ((((American government))) calls "white" to hide the fact this country is already only about 35% actually white and also inflate white crime statistics.

>sleep
with ear plugs, maybe
but then you'll either not wake up or wake up to your possessions being gone

>Somebody broke in and stole the copper plumbing

Living in a house so close to the the sidewalk would freak me out

I live on the service road of a parkway (for those not from the US it's a highway with no trucks allowed). The sound of the cars is whizzing by is like white noise and very soothing.

scary

>he doesn't want to put some elbow grease into a house in the big city
yoll never make the big bucks $$$ millennials

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>in west philadelphia born and raised....getting robbed by basketball Americans is how I spent my days

Don't worry it's made out of American plywood, high quality.

>seller recommends NOT entering the property

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>3bd | 2ba
>4 bed 1bath
Well, which is it?

Peepee poopoo in bedroom piss bottles and shit from previous tenant 2 bath

Black Carbon. Look it up. Associated with cognitive decline in seniors and children

you move to any of these houses posted here and fix it up, prepare to get haunted by all the ghosts from the mentally ill druggos that obviously lived and died there.
straight form some horror movie and the funny thing is it took the owners just 1 year to trash it like this before they Killed themselves

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>yo dawg I heard you like doors
Kek, this looks like something out of Rust

>19
nice gunshots in the window

Sssssshhhhhh
Snitches get stitches

why is the US such a shithole?

Bribes

The day Jow Forums found evidence of a murder while shitposting about bottom tier houses

Because if they built it a foot into the road, traffic would hit it

the US is a 2nd world country, but they have a lot of oligarchs so they think they are first world.

Fucking kek

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>i spent a decade there one year
What.

>Camden


Just shoot me now