Why would you want to be a Chad?

Why would you want women throwing themselves at you? What is the fun and accomplishment in that? You get bored. The best and most satisfying sex in my life has been certain years where I let myself go..... 20-30 pounds over weight, unkept, and coerced chicks that were semi out of my league into letting me fuck them. Not tons of chicks but just enough where you put in a good amount of work to make the whole thing worth it and then pounce. The best hookups weren't at times when I was fit and the chicks were into it. The best hookups were when I knew the chick was semi-repulsed afterwards

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What a thread full of cope

I am a 6'5 chad who receives IOIs from just about every other woman. I'm also riddled with cluster B personality disorders and contemplate death on a daily basis. AMA

This, you want the chicks not to like it, even regret it for the rest of their lives, but do it anyway-like a stain in their heads forever.
Reluctantly fucking you, until you own a part of them, like slavery, but somehow Jow Forums doesn’t understand this concept.

This is like shitting on every street you visit, pretty sure biz gets it.

Chad here. Desirable women don't throw themselves at you no matter how tall and good looking you are. You still have to go after what you want. Sure, it's a lot easier for me than for some 5'9 dork lord, but I still have to take the initiative. Also, no, it doesn't feel more satisfying or accomplished in any way when a woman is harder to get. The only thing that matters to me in terms of satisfaction is how attracted I am to the woman in question. Your fetish for girls hating sex with you and the idea that fat girls are somehow "more satisfying" to have sex with is also just your particular way of coping with your own insecurities.

>fat girls are somehow "more satisfying" to have sex with is also just your particular way of coping with your own insecurities.

its just a fetish, you are looking too far into that one.

Step aside manlet, if you aren't at least 6'6, you have no reason to be calling anyone a dork lord when you yourself are one.

It's more than just a fetish. It's a clear pattern of thought among insecure men. Every one of my bros who admits to being jealous of "how easy it must be" for me has convinced themselves that chubby or fat "attainable" girls are more fun than the slim/fit girls they see me pull; that they must feel "boney" or not be comfortable to thrust into or lay next to. I've seen women do it too, with cope like "six packs and muscles aren't comfortable to snuggle with"

>he's under 7'0

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Yeah I understand that. Basically it's easier of course they aren't throwing themselves at you.

Why do you feel the need to blurt out your insecurity diary on a finance board? Literally fucking die you stupid cunt. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Don’t you have the attention span or intelligence to post shit in the correct place? I hope you get permabanned for being a massive soppy faggot.

I've had sex where the woman was so into me, literally dripping wet that it was so messy. And she gave me a really sloppy blowjob, and moaned and screamed nonstop. This was like a 5/10 girl.

I've also had sex with an escort where the girl didn't seem like she wanted it. Mechanical blowjob, didn't get wet, just lied there completely silent, didn't even look at me or make eye contact, kept saying no to things like other positions. It was a 9/10 girl.

I still get REALLY hard remembering the one who was so into it. The second girl was such a bad experience.. I remember I lost my erection like a couple of times that I had her suck me to get it back, and almost didn't cum (couldn't cum fucking her as she just closes her eyes and turns her head to the side like she was a dead doll, I had to skull fuck her until I came because she also kept stopping blowing me early).

Imo the psychological aspect of someone really wanting you is a huge part of how enjoyable the sex is.
But then again, I'm no Chad who gets that nonstop, so maybe it gets old, I wouldn't know.

Yeah that might be true, but if you don't turn on an escort or make her cum then you're a lot more subhuman than you think
>But she's faking it!!!
Yeah, I don't think getting free hours, free massages, compliments, and orgasms count as faking it.

Ok, but hear me out. Take the first situation, and replace the 5/10 girl with a 9/10 girl. If you could have this, why would you ever go for 5s? Personally I don't think I'd even be able to get it up for a 5/10 at this point no matter how into it she was.

In my experience, getting an escort off or even just making one horny is incredibly hard compared to doing it to a normal girl.
Ice tried all the tricks I know and sometimes it never works.
Probably because they've had 500 Chads and had tons of 8-12 inch cocks, and this are probably desensitized.

literally memes, full of nerdbait

I've never had sex with a woman that wasn't an escort and now I feel like I'm truly missing out. Thanks I feel like shit now.

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I don't know if you've heard, but normies love memes and nerdshit.

nerdbait = a larp but that just baits newfags

You ever just realize that memes have become something other than what they were?

Like, back in my day Chad was a rich, popular, kind of fit but not very smart white guy. It was obvious what was wrong with Chad. You didn't fucking envy the dumb bastard for obvious reasons. These days Chad is whatever the fuck someone's inferiority complex dreams him up to be.

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Escorts don't count dude

I've pissed on 4 girls. One was two of them were 7's and totally messed in the head. One was a 3 and the other was a 1 .... a total land whale who had trouble fitting into the tub before I pissed ok her face. They were all equally hot experiences

In the age of clowns the jester is king

Imagine lying on your death bed, all fucked out, and then thinking about the actually meaningful intercourse and love you could have had. The emptiness must be crushing. Much worse than that of a person that dies a virgin. Is this what war veterans with PTSD feel like?

Tru. I'm a virgin and only ~179cm (average where I live), but I think I would have no problem getting girls into the mood and getting them wet like . And most of the "chad" stereotypes are just a form of "if I, from my loser perspective, would be a winner, then I would..." News-flash, my dudes, you are losers because you would do these things if you were winners. Which would in turn still make you losers. Maybe you would get laid by one or two useless roasties, but you would still not be able to genuinely make them (and yourself) happy on a wholesome level that isn't utterly one-dimensional.

With good imagination, I'm almost certain that you will have better "sex" than your average joe. Or the average joe mechanically jerking off to mechanical porn. Even if it's not real and you would kind of wish that it were.

You're gonna get #MeToo'd nigga

>the other was a 1 .... a total land whale
Need a photo to see how big we're talking here. Did you fuck her? How did you find the lasagna? Did you fuck fat rolls/belly button instead?

>only ~179cm (average where I live)
Damn you got some long dicks

>Imagine lying on your death bed, all fucked out, and then thinking about the actually meaningful intercourse and love you could have had. The emptiness must be crushing
Literally no one normal over 25 cares enough to think of sex at their deathbed

self declared chads everywhere

opportunities. your brain needs an expansion pack.

>babe, got a bf?
>yes, it's OP
>does he care?
>maybe
>you?
>no?
>lol

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literally me but im 6'3

I'm always interested in IOI that guys get. Share 'em bro.

>it doesn't feel more satisfying or accomplished in any way when a woman is harder to get.

this is the complete opposite for me desu. I find that im less attracted to the girls who make it ridiculously easy and throw themselves at me.

I literally don't understand how normies work anymore.

drunk chick who has been hitting on me a few times tells a friend of ours that I'm hot and she is shy around me. I overhear this and later try to put some moves on her. She flats out say "sorry but you are not good looking"... She went from 100% interested to 0% interested in the span of 30mn without me even interacting with her.

Later find out some stuff had happened in the meantime; she had tried to convince friend and his girlfriend to go for 3some; which they were okay with until they realized she wanted my friend's girlfriend to just watch and not participate (essentially cucking her)
Now about my friend and his girlfriend, lets say he is a 5-6 at best (considering his lack of hygiene and lack of teeth BUT decent muscle), his girlfriend short and fat I'd say a 4. And the drunk girl was a 5 (considering drunk and a reputation for abusing her kids)

I am not disappointed by not fucking the drunk chick mind you; I am not that motivated to get sex with screwed up women but that's all there is it seems around here.
But this prompted me to question how "normies" (because this is considered normal here or average) manage to live like this...
Shift opinions so quickly (he is hot, nope he is not). Arrange 3somes whilst I can barely get a hello from most women around here.