I really want to be an analyst at Goldman, but I want to build my career in a highly unorthodox way. Help me now, and you'll be part of legendary history in the future.
Get Me Job at Goldman Sachs
Samuel Bennett
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Grayson Thomas
what're your grades/what tier business school are you at/whats your major
Cooper Ward
Just suck every D that's presented to you
Tyler Edwards
Becoming an analyst at Goldman is literally the most orthodox way to start a Finance career
Isaiah Phillips
You see you're starting to think. I'm not trying to build a "finance career" thats why this is an unorthodox move. I am an accounting major. I had some shit happen to me early in my college career that most people would consider me "screwed over", but I dont see it that way. My grades did suffer a lot, but stuff that I don't think people would even believe, I think contributed more to my skills(including excel) more than schooling ever has. My grades arn't solid for a rather shit to mediocre tier business school, so now I can either grind out extra semesters to get an accounting degree, or I can settle for an entrepreneurship certificate and maybe a finance or maketing degree. I honestly think I could cut all the bullshit, save money, and just start getting experience at Goldman if I got a good connection.
Isaac James
I’m in the Commercial Capital group at GS what do you need / want to know?
Ayden Cruz
yeah, you're not getting a job at goldman lol.
Colton Cooper
haha, yeah i remember when i first saw "wall street" and wanted to be gordon gecko.
awesome thread, friend, haha
Xavier Gray
I need to start living and working in NYC. I want to know how I can bring my skills into a place like Goldman. I'm willing to "get peoples coffee" and prove myself the hard way. But I also know my worth. I've got experience, but I don't know how it will be received by recruiters at Goldman. I've got such a weird, diverse skill set it's to the point people actually fear what I can achieve. I've got a strategy, but I don't want to reveal my cards. What do the people in Goldman Sachs want from a wildcard?
Brayden Edwards
If you could actually explain some reasoning behind why you think that I would maybe respect you for actually helping me.
Robert Wright
Lol I don't know anything about that. I actually don't watch many movies. I am not inspired by any other peoples careers. I've got my own ideas. But if there's one thing I can do along the way it's create interesting discussions.
Jason Rivera
>I've got such a weird, diverse skill set it's to the point people actually fear what I can achieve.
that sentence reeks so hard of delusions of grandeur and outright insanity that i now imagine you look something like the coomer
jesus christ are you a nutcase. no buddy, people aren't "afraid of what you can achieve".
Brayden Lee
I worked at Goldman. First thing I can tell you is that they are located in New Jersey not NYC. if you cant even understand this I have bad news for you.
Brayden Richardson
Don't take me the wrong way man, I'm trying to get peoples attention. I embellished on a few cases where people have said something along the lines of, "you could be a secret agent". I'm not in over my head, the things I want to achieve are big, but my goals are realistic if you have stress tolerance. I'm actually very humble in person, it's just the internet.
Benjamin Hernandez
I can understand that, if you can understand that I would still want to be LIVING in NYC. Like I said you don't know my entire career strategy. How much does Goldman factor in a persons living situation? What is the average employee's living situation, geographic location?
Liam Turner
>I'm trying to get peoples attention
staple your balls to your forehead or something you fucking weirdo
anyone with an actual skillset, especially one that isn't marketable (cookie-cutter) would not even opt to work for a big company but start his own project instead.
you're not smart enough to make it out of your garage on your own, though, so you desperately try to latch onto what you perceive as the biggest ones while maintaining your massive, unwarranted ego.
if you don't manage to get your delusions in order yourself, life will sort that out for you the hard way, you know?
mr. secret agent, you've got some humbling coming your way.
Hunter Gomez
You're making a lot of assumptions, sir. I'm sorry that you need to condemn and dismiss something that you're not accustomed to. I'm sure your realistic mindset helps you stay grounded and useful in plenty of situations. But I'm sure I could teach you a few things as well.
Connor Ross
>I'm sure your realistic mindset helps you stay grounded and useful in plenty of situations
lmao
take your low-ball insults and shove them up your ass you goddamn loser.
your bulletball-tier-moment of self-realization and dreams dying is coming soon.
youtube.com
(this is you. fight hard. get the best job despite a non-eligible profile/work history, mr. secret agent)
Benjamin Edwards
>t
I wish I was that smart
Noah Roberts
>I've got such a weird, diverse skill set it's to the point people actually fear what I can achieve. I've got a strategy, but I don't want to reveal my cards. What do the people in Goldman Sachs want from a wildcard?
Sounds euphoric
Easton Hernandez
My therapist said I should just do whatever it takes to stop buying bitcoin, and this is what I came up with
Robert James
>What do you have now?
>... I have bulletball
Christopher Perez
>Another shitcoin scam disguised as a real set of schizo posts.
What coin is it Rajneesh? Just tell us already.
Ayden Hill
I'm very intrigued on some of your specific skillsets.
Brody Peterson
Lmao sound like a salesman. Just go into sales you'll make good money if you have talent
Asher Sanchez
Poor crying black guy take our money pls. He's been at it for almost 30 years. No one wants that shit.
Ryan Bell
Maybe you should tell your therapist about your plan.
People don't buy into the crazy act, it makes them scared. It's far better to be a chad at the door.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Just yell ''nigger nigger cotton picker'' during your interview. They'll talk about you for days to come and that's more attention they'll spend on pretty much anyone
Matthew Long
I've never been more convinced of something in my entire life and I'm extremely gullible
Christopher Jones
Are you Jewish?
Kayden Taylor
No, is there some underlying reason you would want to know that? Or should I just go with my gut?
Lincoln Morgan
Jesus Christ get a fucking life with some MEANING in it other than money.
Jose Green
Money in and of itself isn't my motivation at all. I think Goldman has a lot to offer that doesn't meet the eye, and it can be very fulfilling.
Mason Butler
I want to work at Goldman Sachs, hold the Sachs.
Jayden Bell
If you aren't Jewish you aren't working for Goldman Sachs unless you have a Jewish wife maybe .
Joseph Foster
Go fuck yourself pastor.