Not cooming until $10 link

Come sign the pledge. Overcome demons and on the day of singularity we will all hands free coom to the trading view chart.

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I will post this thread daily until it happens. If i do not then you may know that i have coomed.

Oh you'll most definitely coom when the day of the Sharpie marks the date you lost your Virginity as Ch*inlink goes sub $1.00 fuccboi.

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I admit i was a coomer before, admission is the first step. I coomed, expended spiritual energy away from chainlink and look what has happened.

No more, my body and soul are a streamlined vessel of worship now. Link, pure, indivisible and perfect. My johnson remains unmolested.

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I pledge allegiance to Papa Sergey, the wealthiest man in the world. And to the link network, for which we stand, one node among many, bringing data and trust to all.

So you are gonna do NoFAP for the rest of your life?

Good my brother. Depart your hands from your penis and focus only on the gleaming moment of the singularity.

I take the pledge after one last time starting now

No, for in a few weeks i will pay for you nolinkers to come and fap me. Indentured camgirls and kinky nolinkies.

DONT! You hold link's future in your hand.

ill join you user, not masturbating for a week shouldnt be that hard

based & coompilled

>Come sign the pledge
>not coom sign the pledge
>Overcome
>Not Overcoom
Also, knowing Jow Forums luck deflation will hit and you’ll never get to coom.

> this is your vocabulary on cooming
A real Samuel Johnson in our midst.

Glorious, heavy link bags in one hand and heavy balls in the other.

Kek

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i'm in

Signed

>$10
I see your bet and raise it.

I will not coom until one Chainlink is worth 1000 United States Federal Reserve Notes.

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cooming is fine. The only demon you seem to think is real is Yahweh the jewish volcano demon also known as Jewsus.

>imagine not cooming at $.40

I'll join you user. No porn as well

im too high T to not coom

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i will make the pledge knowing that i will break it in a few days at the most. good luck bros

I too pledge to the no coin challenge and promise I will not faulter until Link reaches a price of $10 per token. I promise not to be distracted and persuaded by thots and to always uphold my dignity and honor towards sergey by not cooming.

this. I end up wanting to rape ever girl i see

this

Cope. The answer is to direct that energy into manifesting your reality but you can't. You couldn't even rape if you tried so just keep cooming.

No cope but I can see why you want to project your cope onto other people. Most of the nofap shit is cope for peoples shitty lives and the reason they are shitty is themselves so they blame it on nofap shit is seriously pathetic.

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nofap didn't really do anything for me, weightlifting literally completely turned my life around, i never would have dreamed of being able to cum 5 times a day before i started weightlifting

OH GAAAAAWWWWWDDDDD HE'S GONNA... HE'S GONNNA COOOOOMMMMM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

Faggot.

In. Got back into COOMING but I’m done now.

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massive cope

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Chekt. massive cope massively confirmed

I cannot promise not to come. But I do hereby pledge not to look at porn until then.

What about sex?

You might as well go become a monk, you are never going to coom again if you make this pledge.

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Allowed but you must have a laptop with a picture of sergey up next to you to help you and your lady to visualise.

Holy shit look at the price of link I'm cooming

I can't coom after that coomer meme. Fapping seems so fucking stupid after that meme. I'm in.

this
but if link reached 10 usd i would cum in my pants without touching my dick

Already on a 133 day streak, I promise that I will continue until we reach $10. I swear it on my balls

Okay but hyperinflation doesn't count. You have to wait until it is $1000 and in the case of hyperinflation you have to calculate it so it's the equivalent of $1000 today
Don't be a bitch

Fine, fuck it. I am in

Ok. I am going to do it also.
Channel your creative energy.

Funny last I nutted the price of link went up

I'll sign.
>tfw the last time I did a pledge like this it was to not coom until Trump won in 2016
>tfw I nutted so hard on November 8 that I literally cried

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