BASED FLANNEL MAN CONFIRMS $1000 EOY
BASED FLANNEL MAN CONFIRMS $1000 EOY
oh shit posting in epic thread?
HOLY FUCK
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
The man himself
Based and $1000EOY-Pilled
>we can authoritatively say that we have the most decentralized, sybil resistant, highly audited set of oracles
FUDDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Cliffs or is this a nothingburger interview?
Fuckin based
What u haters got to say huh? Huh? Ya thas rite, NOTHIN. We gots the best oracles in the fuckin WORLD ain't none of u can touch dis. Step. Off.
The interviewer literally asks him about the P&D articles.
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>Thank you so much for being with us!~
>Yea..
CHAD
So nothing, great. Thanks
WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RICH
based Sergey plowing through muh pump and dump scam news
He's so much more attractive than she is
Why? He didn't say anything important or groundbreaking at all
the interviewer is trying to sound smart when i dont think she knows whats shes talking about
>admits he won't watch it
>says nothing happened
Absolute state
Neither does Sergey
>explain Mixicles
>uummmm uhhh uuumm
>"I'LL GO TO THE MOON. I'LL BUILD ORACLES ON THE MOON"
HOLY FUCK
CONFIRMED, WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>tfw mixicles are too advanced to explain to a kid
>Explain it like it's a fifth grader
>Wants Sergey to go into private confidential transaction mixing with oracles doing offchain computation to a 5th grader.
He literally said the whole point of Mixicles: privacy for smart contracts on public blockchains.
Do you think sergey tapped that asian pussy after the interview?
Blames the "Coinbase effect" and avoids bringing up the 700k dumps
Yes, and sideways
It goes without saying that Sergey has banged every female he has a photo with
Why does the woman keep saying "yea" "mhmmm"
This is supposed to be an interview. Let him finish the answer and interject with a response ONLY when you have a question about what he's saying
>gotcha
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
99% of crypto journalists
Shady Sergey trying to pin the price decline on the Coinbase effect and not the 700k transfers
Dilate and sell all your LINK because Sergey is obviously a scammer.
whoa lods of bullshit, they just chit chat about nothing
also those lies about doing nothing on exchanges
its a fkin pnd
ITS SO ANNOYING HOLY SHIT IM BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST MY DESK TRYING TO LISTEN
STOP FUCKING TALKING LADY HOLY SHIT
Because she's a woman. They like to encourage men and feel involved
She was "trying" to sound American
Her boss probably told her to go with American accent, gets more views
Looking more and more likely by the day
"....I'll go to the moon"
~Sergey Nazarov, 21st of September, 2019 - taken out of context.
>"tethering it to the real world"
>"our industry has a very global nature to it"
undeserving of digits
Link moonbase confirmed. That'll be what pushes us from 40,000 to 86,000 in 2026.
Accidentally paused it on this frame
I just want to take a picture with this man but I am too scared to be in his presence. He is so great and I am nothing compared to him.
c-checked
checked and moonpilled
"I'll go to the moon."
-The man himself
Double trips confirms it
This get is claimed by /sp/
>wen she still succ
The interviewer and editing is fucking incompetent and they barely touched on the Chainlink roadmap. The absolute state of crypto "jornalism". I hope that talk with vitalik and serg gets released for some actual substance. We're so early lads.
this is the best of hopium. i can't wait to enjoy the fact that I've quit drinking, wake up rich, and play pokemon blue on my gameboy under a blanket. my fiance can stop working and i can spend time with my pets. a chainlink painting will hang on my wall. we're all gonna make it frens.
was just looking for paintings for my apartment. now you've given me an idea.
Arthur Hayes spotted in background @ 7:10 of video lol
What does chainlink do? You are all so excited
thank you for being here
>yeah
kek
>if people start building that on the moon. I'll go to the moon. And i'll start giving them oracles so they build it better.
Nothingburger.
pee pee poo poo
this. most crypto journalists are obviously just spouting "yeah" "uh huh" "okay" "i see" while waiting to ask the next question. you can definitely tell most of what he says just goes way over her head lol
Yep, sure was. No roadmap talk at all, Sergey ducking the real cause of the dump, no new information shared. Complete waste of 14 minutes
it multiplies the value of smart contract platforms 1000x
lmao @ the gook asking him about fucking pump and dumps
Get a better script, kiddo.
Thank you so much for being with us
> Yeah
Lmao that was so creepy
fuck chainlink really is a scam huh?
You misspelled alpha, he clearly was attempting to dominate this young vulnerable Asian girl.
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>unironically my thoughts are becoming reality
Sergey, as usual, ducking the real reason for the dump
The 700k dumps never hurt Chainlink.
It only started dropping in rank on CMC like a week or so after the last one.
This
That's fucking bullshit. Check the historical rankings over the last 2 months
Chainlink always remained around rank 16 (same rank as ATH) until a week or so after the last 700k move.
This is a fact.
...
>"Thank you so much for being with us!"
>"...yeah."
Never change Sergey you mad bastard.
mid-bite
Link was #15 on Aug 18
Link was #19 on Aug 25, 2 days afrer the last dump
Dude I know im a post-coinbase newfag and most of you resent my ilk but can someone please explain his fucking shirt?
its not even a meme. He literally only fucking wears like one plaid shirt. What the fuck?
Women inna nutshell.
Just sold, thanks.
At the absolute most basic level, chainlink enables blockchain technology to be utilized for legal contracts by big businesses (and everyone else also, but this is about big businesses really)
Protip the interview was bought as part of their coindesk presence package and the questions and answers were pre arranged by adelyn, it's all PR and marketing. I can't believe there are people who don't know/realize this.
he does it for us. now fuck off back to rēddit.
But you do believe there are slave colonies on Mars.
its like popsicles but many flavors
this, it's a brand name
Nothing will pump this token. It's fucking over lads.
scam scam it is scam buy SENT UOS UDOO >:( do NOT buy CHAINLINK!
>uhhh durrr youtube video came out why not price go UP??? PAAAMMP MY BAGS!!!! I WANT TO SEE THE NICE PROFITS SIRS ,,, PLEASE PAMP KEK PAMP BAGS KEK PAMP MY BAGS!!!
just sell you stupid fucking faggot
Have sex
Checked and redpilled
This
Kek
thanks op, that was the all the face dataset I needed to make sergeys deepfakes from now oN
and no, I'm not from around here
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kind stranger
ps: if you don't doyr from now on you can get burned
Waiting for the big mac shoop.
It's a QR code that redirects you to Jow Forums
WHY DOES SHE KEEP GRUNTING AND MOANING WHILE HE TALKS
IS THIS WHAT THEY FUCKING TEACH IN CRYPTO JOURNALISM SCHOOL
Bitcoin and other coins shat the bed too you moron