Strap the fuck up boys. We're hitting 2.00 TONIGHT

Strap the fuck up boys. We're hitting 2.00 TONIGHT

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>2.00

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Great!

Check these dubs.

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Yes
YES
IMEGI SURU

I remember when I was posting "never, ever below $2 ever again" :(

Will my 3k linklet stack let me retire in 5 years?

yes and much more than that! you could have your own private island by then.

no one knows you stupid fucking retard

IS 300 LINK ENOUGH TO MAKE IT DURR

So what you’re saying is that link will be $1000 EOY?

We are testing up nicely. I think we could well see $2 within the next several hours.

It is the year 2019. For more than 2 years Sergey Nazarov has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of LINK. He is the Master of Chainlink by the will of the gods, and master of a million holders by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a fat Big Mac eating fuck writhing invisibly with power of his 700K dumps. He is the fatty for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his fatass state, Sergey continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of Jow Forums, the only route between shitcoins, their way lit by the shills, the psychic manifestation of Sergey’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Linkstartes, the LINK Marines, 100K+ holders. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial LINK holders and countless Chainlink defence forces, the ever vigilant LINKquisition and the LINK-priests of the Adeptus LINKchanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from niggers, normies, cucks - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of Bitcoin and pajeets, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of making it, for in the grim dark future there is only LINK. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting thots.

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Noooo (((market makers))) trying to dump it

More than that

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Hahahahaha

BE GONE STINKY LINKIE NIGGERS!!

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haha only $3 until i break even ha-ha

TONIGHT

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The Oracle question, is that like the Jewish question?

Positive vibes

nope, thanks op.

LINKIES B T F O

Not tonight

it's mooning downward!

You're doing it wrong, this is how you get dubs

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teleports behind
check em owo

yuh

hold my beer while i school you.

Here guys

You need to just stop. Watch how a real man gets dubs.

annnnd we didnt

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

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MAKE IT DOUBLE

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Guess who's back for his dubs, nigga

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OH SHIT

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Strap the fuck up boys. We're 700k TONIGHT

Can you fucking believe these guys? Do you think clement feels embarrassed after saying that shit? It’s absurdly smug

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back to 1.85

We are so close to making it. Everyone is feeling it I know it.

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