“Early Adopters”

Holy fuck it's real....
This old bitch is going to get JUST'd so hard

W-w-what if she actually makes it

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if you morons believe this profile is real you're fucking retarded. it's just a zoomer larping

I dunno user seems pretty legit. She posted photos of her daughter there

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Don’t tell me she bought the top.

Probably a larp but funny.

This is what makes me think this isn’t a larp

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statistics man...
"1000 eoy" people and "stinky linkieeees" are not supposed to win. This is not part of the plan. Read about pump and dumps, penny stocks and the 1929 stock market crash in no particular order and see why the point of the game is NOT to enrich normal people. Yes, some do get rich or simply *richer* but the probability that one will *make it* is as slim as a dollar bill for *most* people. Seriously, do hodlers think that some day they will wake up after forgetting about their heavy-as-lead bag of shitcoins.

assumptions that have to be true:

1:
They will suddenly remember they have a bag of coins that they bought at ath. (who will tell them about a shitcoin people barely mention?)

2 the value has to be higher than what they bought at which is like 5 percent of the time of that coins' existance if you bought last ath (which most people do because of fomo.)

assuming people are of normal tier intelligence those are the two assumptions that must be fixed.

for most shitcoins (except bitcoin and ethereum and some 2-3 select few) this will be the reality.

people imagine that some day their coin will be literally waiting around *ON THE MOON* while this person can sell them off and become rich...

thispersondoesnotexist.com/

all of them

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...

Sibos another nothing burger right?

What does that prove?

Sergey’s probably making a speech in front of five people, next to toilets, as usual.

it proves that you love sucking tranny dick

>member since sept 2019

fuck off larper

boomers don't use the word "lewd"

> he doesn't know TOP KEK

How much link for Karen?

itt: gullible retards

>mfw my parents used the money my grandfather saved me for college to buy a new house

fake and gay
also not an indicator even if it were real
as if she even comprehends the implications of decentralization
even most of you faggots don't comprehend

Do you comprehend?

Kek

Why would someone just go on the Internet and tell lies?

>Gee whiz you guys, do you think a literal boomer all ined on LINK and tweeted about it like she browses Jow Forums 12 hours a day?

kek

Would smash 10/10

>he doesnt know the power link holds over milfs
fundamentally not gonna coome it

this is a parody account for the obtuse smoothbrains who didn't realize

holy kek

sirgay can't go to prison fast enough, jesus christ. robbing everyone of their wealth

The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 2 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

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The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 2 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

It's all fake. It's the google cloud thing all over again, it's just one developer who probably bought some LINK bags acting like the whole fucking enterprise is going to make use of LINK. There is literally nothing to indicate that SWIFT is going to integrate LINK into their system. It's just one random company presenting some shiny new technology that'll eventually go nowhere. Big fat nothingburger and now the LINK shills are out in full force acting like they all made it, because they are trying to pump their bags off of the hype.
Once the dust settles it'll be glaringly obvious. It's all fake. In fact, if you google chainlink you'll see it's just a scam. Please reddit don't get duped into this. Don't buy this, DYOR, google it and you'll see what I'm talking about. Remember the google cloud thing, it's fake. Just check its price after the pump-and-dump from that news and you'll know what I'm talking about.

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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if it wasn't for coinbase this esoteric schizocoin would be 75 cents.

>pretends to fud plebbit
>only says true things about link
Cognitive dissonance, the post. Holy shit linktards are truly the NPC’s of crypto.

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW