Investment advice for virgin asian chad

Is buying a pair of $700 USD headphones for my two month girlfriend a good investment?

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Do you love her?

no youll probably break up soon if youre even weighing your relationship versus dollar cost. if youre in a good relationship you wouldnt feel the pressure or necessity to make a decision like that

Philakone bis.

Since day one, I'm desperately in love to be exact.

Do it, what matters is you went the distance for the one you love.

holy shit why are asians so fucking cucked

When you find a person that even though you've only known them a couple months you feel like you've known them their entire life, that's the one. If that's the way you feel I say go ahead.

it's not cucked. I pay my gf $3k a month to be with me but she's way out of my league. better than having to settle for slampigs

yeah this, you need to impress her with something expensive. I say go for it.

I love you user, while you are going the distance for her I am going to go the distance for you both and make profitable investments.

We are the perfect couple, that's why she always smiles at the camera. Want some proof? Right after I bought her pair of $700 USD headphones she started posting pictures of me on instagram, how about that?

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You know if you are interested in making tens of thousands of dollars, and she is interested in making tens of thousands of dollars you shouldn't really need to buy it for "her" you should be buying it for your company.

You should be really one entity not two different people.

One dream.

One love.

I love you user, and I love her too I'm going to do everything to prove it with my company. I will charge forward for you.

I wanna marry her so we can have kids. She's a keeper, I made a video about that.

I hope you are Samson so I can tell you to go fuck yourself since you blocked me on twitter. You’re a faggot. Congrats.

I'm marrying you both so I can make tens of thousands of dollars and change lives. Your my potential customers and you know I love you I'm gonna reach you baby.

JANNIES CAN YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

What’s worse some faggot pretending to be a whipped beta or the irl beta? Or is it the ugly chick?

-H-hey Lina my parents are really asking why i dont have a gf... it would also help blockstream and bitcoin in asia with business contracts if i had a cute aryan gf... what about i pay you 1 bitcoin/month + gifts to be my gf? I heard you're looking for a job. I know people at btse exchange I can launch your career there.
-Deal...
- G-great.. Do you want to go to bed now I.
-No I have a headache sorry
-O-ok... here is the 1 btc for the month btw.

I made a video for you two.

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-L-lina c-can we kiss in front of the camera Jow Forums is making fun of us.. they dont believe.. We can make out
-Eww no.. what about I kiss you on the cheek like I do with my hamster?
-O-ok..it'll do I guess. It will show those Jow Forums guys

The Asian Tiger will seed ALL WHITE WOMBS

You look like Andrew Yang but put into a microwave for 5 seconds

I made a video for you both.

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IT BEGINS

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If only user cared about his company instead of hers.

>pink hair
yikes. red flag

This
Just spend 6k taking my girl round Europe as she got pregnant and I love her

Is there a video of them doing mouth-to-mouth kissing? I have a feeling that their relationship is fake and done for promotion purposes.

No, bad idea. Spend $200 on the headphones. then spend $200 at the strippers. Then bang the hottest escort you can find and see how you feel.

Keep the rest and take a different woman out on a dinner date or to a bar.

- guy who had an unexpected surprisingly good time with an escort.

what is this bull shit go back to twitter faggot.

Materialistic whore

She doesn't want to kiss my mouth but I'm not worried because our relationship is a solid compromise. We want to have kids.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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>literally bathing your baby with multiple brain x-rays.

Enjoy your retarded son.

Fuck this guy

technically asian chad all chads are virgins unless you consider rape sex

Oh yeah, I'm definitely...

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Funny story, I tried looking at her phone the other day but then I realized she keeps it locked when I'm around. We share everything though so I'm not worried at all.

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this is an elaborate cuck posting thread

this is bad, it's not funny

it makes me feel bad

This is biz.. what are you doing?

Asian men are supposed to go for black women, according to market economics.

this is such a shitty larp bait thread, make biz great again

>that's the one
No wonder half of marriages end in divorce.
You don't know jack shit about them until you've lived with them for over a year
And even then...

At least fuck her first.

LIL PEEP IS STILL ALIVE!!!

if you are that guy in photo, you should kys if you still being a beta skyboy cuck. I bet if ur "gf" said she wan open relationship, you gonna celebrate with her you cuck

i think killing yourself would be the best solution

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Ive dated a black girl who was like those hippy eco chicks. Wild girl, much fun.

MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

cuck

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why exactly is he revealing her gift on twitter like that?

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It doesn't get better than this, moon time is over shitcoiners, only true crypto couples now.

She won't let me but it will happen eventually, that's how things work.

Don't be jealous guys.

Leave me alone I do what I want and she loves me.

Her dad won’t accept you no matter how much money you have...give up now and save yourself and her from wasting each other’s time

what a absolute fucking joke. i hope blocksteam and LN fail just so this chink can see how the world really sees him

Fuck dude. I lost so true.

>t. actual samson

Bet her dad was real fucking happy to see a gook faggot at his doorstep

as a german it probably made his dick hard to think about having supreme gentlemen as grandchildren. he sure would have preferred a somali refugee but a chink is not that bad.

Only if she gives you gifts that are worth more or less the same value.