OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGIE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGIE


wakie wakie, it's monday

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>OOO WAGIE
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Hold me Jow Forums

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jokes on you nigger, im waking up next to you mom making breakfast for me, and guess what i convinced her to let me move in!!

>Love, your new stepdad!!

oh wagie, no need to LARP

i know you like to fantasize about the NEET life, so I won't go too hard on you

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no need to son, once i get your mommie pregnant its bye bye tendies, hello little bro/sis

Ooo neetie weetie needs a nappy. Go to sleep you little shit and stop jerking that little turtle dick of yours and cumming on your sheets. Your mother has had enough of trying to get the stains out in the wash

WAGIE SEETHING

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Jokes on you wagie my parents have been happily married for 40 years

Sigh, gotta help boomers with computer problems for the next 8 hours.

Joke's on you faggot I just resigned

I'd unironically love a job I quit mine last week and have done nothing but apply all week and weekend, praying to the gods I get a job before my savings run n out :(

SEETHE

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I'm taking today off bitch. Worked 2 weeks straight.

Just finished my season of wagecucking now it's time to get comfy for awhile.

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Literal Cope

It feels good to be a NEET. I can do whatever I want all week and there will be no traffic

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I guess ill just wake up in the morning, pull myself up by the bootstraps and drive my way to work in bumper to bumper traffic. Its not to bad since ill see stacy at reception, shes always smiling at me. Maybe today ill fuck her.

How many times jerk in day?

just once per day to prevent prostate cancer.
I think Ill go to the local amusement park tomorrow, or maybe the zoo.

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Smh porn addict, you'll never make it

dont get too comfy
mr shekelstein might need you back at work later

stacey only smiles because she's paid to, she fucks the office chad, not you

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come on you guys got to give the wagies a break they pay for are lifestyle

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OH WAGIE WHY YOU RAGIE

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Leave the wagies alone.
Someone's got to pay the taxes.

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wagie cope is really delicious, isn't it?

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coping wagie lmao

The whole NEET squad is rolling up tonight, what's everyone up to?

I'm filling out background check information for a government swe job. Luckily getting a clearance takes awhile so I'll have like a month left of NEETing.

Family bought candy for halloween early, so Im eating all the M&Ms

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watching BTC and chainlink charts. soaking up the tears of wagie cope. just another NEET late night on Jow Forums

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I'm playing Astral Chain.

Sounds comfy, anons.

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Fuck you meet. I am chomping at the bit for the sun to rise again so I can hit the claim and mine more gold. The sun would never set in my world. I do what I love, I love what I do.

lol same, at least it's raining outside, i love to hear that sound against the windows

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Just made my daily money from a short trade. Currently relaxing and producing some more big coom house hits youtu.be/cg4Ceo8tVu8

Plan on staying up til 6AM so I can go for a nice slow drive in morning rush hour traffic and hold up traffic to make some wagies ragie

>maybe the zoo.
based

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I just checked my zoo is doing behind the scenes tours for $60
you can pet the giraffe or feed a penguin
this is so based I never thought I'd be able to do that

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Is a “wagie” someone who works for a wage (i.e. not a salary)?

Or is a wagie just anybody who isn’t a NEET?

Is a CEO a wagie?

yes ceo is a wagie, they have to answer to shareholders, the worst of the shekelbergs

I'VE ONLY BEEN AT WORK FOR ONE HOUR AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH ALREADY

I JUST WANT TO GO BACK HOME AND GET IN BED

WHY MUST WAGING BE LIKE THIS

I CAN'T DO 40 MORE YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT

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What if you’re the CEO and you own 51% of the company’s stock? Does that make you less of a wagie?

>Can afford candy
Holy shit I remember when I could.... things change so fast nowadays.

Shareholders are technically owners of a business so they are definitely above wagies.

Shareholders are above slaveowners?

the slave owner is beholden to the customers

>if you don't ejaculate semen every single day your body fill go full retard and create prostate cancer
makes complete sense.

I was laid off so I can't be a wagie until I find another job.

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I'm taking the day off to find a new apartment.

>tfw you literally get humiliated by your co workers in front of your whole team

>tfw people make snide comments about you not talking or smiling

Fuck.. Off...

FUCK NO I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WAGEKEK, GOLDBERG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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These threads are the ultimate NEET lifecope.

I should know. I'm a NEET.

Interview tomorrow for an offer session. I ain't doin' SHIT today.

>OP up early for his daily toil as a captcha solver

How many GBP do you have saved up NEET?

Will it be tendies for breakfast or plain old ramen?

Better clear up those piss bottles and fapkins if you want that new gaming pc mommy promised to get you for your 30th birthday

Op doesn't realize his job is a Captcha solver. He works really long hours and doesn't even get paid for it. Neets are a meme.

>he used to be a jannie

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wake up wagies, time to suck your dick cock for whole another week, while we stay at home trading alts and increase our linkies and mitxies

FUCK
mom found the cum sock, thats three weeks of GBP gone

go wagie while I enjoy her

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MMMMMMMMFHUFHFUHFUTHUHFFFHHMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH HIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM GONNAAAAAAAA

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imagine having to go through the soul crushing experience of demonstrating submission to another man in order to insure your survival

what's a good XRP wallet

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>Mfw called in sick today

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OOOOOH WAGIE

WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE

It's Monday wagie, better get that coffee going you are going to have to make it through a whole 5 days of slaving, no slacking off now! Your boss Mr. Goldberg has appointed you to attend several seminars on diversity and inclusion in the workplace and he wants a report on what you learned, better get to it, this sounds like important work!

And remember wagie, pay your taxes so neets can be free while you slave away.

dis one ugly motherfucker
does he really think he's attractive or other people think he's attractive
barbie kent doll looking freak

I slept FOUR HOURS last night.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I'VE ONLY BEEN WAGING FOR ONE WEEK, BUT IT'S ALREADY SOUL-SUCKING!!!!!!

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>I'VE ONLY BEEN WAGING FOR ONE WEEK, BUT IT'S ALREADY SOUL-SUCKING!!!!!!

you got a plan to escape waging?

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>not Starcucks
Holy shit is it an awful job though. When the interview lasts five minutes you should know something is up.

woke up at 730am, took a massive shit. got on my computer at 8. finished work at 9. free for the day. hows everyone elses monday mornings?

COPE harder wagie

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I've been waging for two years and I've recently started a new job. It's not difficult but the change in schedule and environment is making me want to sperg out.

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>he has to get up at 7am
Not going to make it

kek
not that bad to be a neet except if you are a miserable fuck and a failure as a human being which most wagies are too, btw they pride themselves as being (productive) what a bad joke
wagies definitely have it worse because they are additionally slaves