I need legal advice

>smear poo all over a mcdonalds bathroom to btfo wagies
>remember I paid for my meal with a credit card
Could I be tracked down and sued by the franchise owner? I'm freaking out about the possibility of some McJew coming after a piece of my $5m in crypto.

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How would they know it was you, retard. Let's say they are constructing a case against you. Right now they can prove one thing. You paid at McDonald's at date/time. No evidence that you are also the poo smearer.

They can probably narrow down a certain time when people paid. And between the time someone complained. DENIE EVERYTHING.

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>yes its a federal offense to smear human feces on the walls of a restaurant bathroom, they can just cross DNA test your feces and link it to you if the kike decides to come looking for you, dont even need your CREDIT card info!!

what state, city ??
be specific please i can consult on law based on location etc

i-is it really a felony?

You think the Mexican that has to clean it feels btfo?

They're just happy to have a job

bro wtf
no they are not going to do that, you're still an asshole

How does one go about smearing poo on the walls

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yes if they decide to report it, due to the 4 foot law, anything above 4 feet obviously no longer accidentally got their.

You’re a prick and I hope you serve some time.

but why, people literally use the bathroom

If you think they don't have spy cameras in the toilets I have bad news for you

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can you at least give information on the city? a few states dont care but in certain counties its a federal offense

>epic druggie time haha

DNA !! yes your poo has your DNA in it!! what county was this in?

Atlanta

THANK YOU KIND SIR
>i am now contacting every McDonald's in the atalanta area and reporting your ass!!
>literally only 4 franchise owners own all of the Atlanta market!!
>Dont drop the soap in prison
>Have a nice day!!

get a life

Ohhh user making trouble for wagies? The Jews have your DNA from the mandatory penis inspections you had during high school, remember?
Only a matter of time before Tyrone is pumping you raw. Denying things will make it worse just confess and claim insanity maybe the judge will send you to the nuthouse.

Reported to the fbi your op is being tracked as we speak

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i think he right bro, i hope your trolling or else it is a federal offense and they can DNA your shit

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Hes right only 4 white niggers own all the McDonald's in Atlanta, OP your fucked if they register your poo DNA you can still be liable in the future since they will register your DNA in the federal registry.

>and link it to you

CONFIRMED 1000 EOY BOYYZZ

Lol imagine being OP and having to pay TYRONE most of your shekels you made in crypto so he wont stick his BBC in you in prison!!
>TOP KEK

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You dun walked into the viper's nest, son.

For OP's sake i hope it is!!
The federal DNA registry is no joke, niggers get caught even after 30 years due to DNA

You're done for, they can just DNA test your shit
Just contact the restaurant and admit your crime

OMFG
TOP KEK
What a fuvkng idiot, lad you done fcked yourself pray your cell mate isn't a big black guy

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Me too. Fuck this crackhead faggot op.

Obviously you got explosive diarrhea because of McDonald's food. You should counter sue.

If this makes you happy you're a pretty sad user

dude idk, this fuckng thread

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The punishment for this should be getting your dick cut off. Fuck you if you do this.

BASED

Just flee country dude , you don't want to get shanked in prison, do you

Shit on the floor, pick it up with toilet paper and get to drawing swasties.
At least that's how I do it.

>get a life
You're the one smearing shite on the walls of a McDonald's. Honestly cannot imagine what kind of hell you must be in to take solace in that.

Seething wagie detected.

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Found the wagecuck.
Back to the kitchen for $5 a week.

>aborted fetus porn in google
>How to unrape sister in duckduckgo

What did he mean by this?

Poo smearing is a capital offense in my country. I don't know about mine but you deserve everything you get

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>How would they know it was you
Poo splatter analysis

This makes me sad :(

A homeless guy left a scale model of everest in the toilet at work once. It stood above the rim. Majestic in its own way. The black janitor cleaned it up. He didnt seem to care that much. I asked him how he dealt with that much shit in the toilet. Flush and plunge man. Flush and plunge.

Yeah this, that's your fuckin DnA retard

OP fuckin rekt