Why don't millennials go to strip clubs anymore?

kids today amirite

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They're not coomers like you

It got old. It also takes a lot of money if you wanna have fun.
I used to go almost daily at one point of my life. It's cool at first but then it starts to feel like anything else, just the same old shit.

We don't have money duh

>you can watch semi hot women but you can't touch it
What's the fucking point, blue balls? It's like paying for the rights to keep a lambo in your garage, but you aren't allowed to drive it.

We have porn.

If you were really old enough to go drinking at a strip club when you turned 18, you'd realize that unlike boomers who mostly waited until high school (unless they were getting raped by their priests or creepy uncles) or even later before they had sex, today's kids start having sex in third grade and can download all the really nasty porn off the internet so that they're jaded as fuck by the time they turn 18. They're doing anal by fifth grade, they're eating ass by sixth. They can watch any porn they think of with just a few mouse clicks.

Seriously. Want to watch a bunch of Spanish girls slurp their boyfriends' dongs in a contest to see who can make her boyfriend cum first? It's online. Want to watch a Russian blonde fuck and suck a dog? Jimmi from TeamRussia will oblige you.

google.com/search?q=spanish cocksucking race

google.com/search?q="jimmi" "team russia"

I'm fat and 24 and gonna die because I had a fucking stroke during a mushroom trip and didn't do a good damn thing about it why the fuck would I go to a strip club?

In general strippers are repulsive. Holding hands with a blushing chaste lady is more sexy than watching some desperate thot do her routine.

Ive noticed the same people who talk shit about strippers are the ones who spend the most money and leave saying they think she loves them. Normal dudes just think let me spend like 20 bucks and look at hot naked bitches

We don't there is enough beautiful naked women that you can't touch on the digital world. For free.

Strip clubs might be the most pointless establishment in all of the US. Bring back whore houses and then we”ll talk.

Why today's kids wear faggot clothes?

Yeah except young people are having less sex than ever, sooo

>prostitution is illegal
>crypto is illegal
>owning a gun will soon be illegal
>land of the free

because that shit is for faggots

I went to a strip club a few months ago. They are absolute scams

What the fuck? Are trips that dangerous?

Strip clubs are for paypigs.

Who would go to strip club, a guy like this?

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people's (not just zoomers, coomers but also some boomers) brains are increasingly fried with the abundance of porn (and other media) easily accessible on the net.

as you said people just grow numb to it, until they might not be able to appreciate the real thing anymore.

truth. however.... good luck finding said chaste lady

Fuck No. He had a stroke DURING a trip. Nowhere did he say that the trip CAUSED the stroke.

t. Did a fair amount of shrooms and acid in college

that's why I frequent nightclubs where you can freak dance with girls if you're lucky. Lately I haven't been, I've probably become incredibly repulsive over the past year and haven't noticed yet

boomer meme are fucking cringe

He should be holding a Monster...

You will now think of this during your next trip and descend into anxiety hell.

I'd rather get a hooker

Based

There's legal brothels in las vegas that are full of ugly crack whore girls and starting prices of $10k

Only boomers and NPCs genuinely enjoy stripclubs.

> Sleeping on publicly funded sidewalks is a criminal offense
> Ban all vapes but cigarettes are okay
> Healthcare? What's that? Your stage four lung cancer is YOUR problem, not the doctors, even if you need smoked and can't pay for treatment
> " Surveillance cameras on every block? Government tracking your searches? Well, as long as you aren't doing anything illegal, you have nothing to worry about"
> "Social security? Why should I have to pay for these lazy kids retirement? They should have to pay for it out of their own pocket like I didn't have to!"
> Country taxes the fuck out of you for trading crypto even if you made heavy losses
> Cost of rent is through the roof in every state, most people in big cities can barely afford a room
> School shooting ceremonies at least once a week

> Freedom

Those are both 'ironic' boomer memes though

Guaranteed your entitled ass has never been out of the country. Spend some time in a third world shit hole and then tell me what you have to complain about twat.

Just because another place is more of a shithole doesn't make local shithole more superior. It's still a shithole.

'''''''people''''''' that don't pick up on irony or sarcasm are literal subhumans and killing them should be legalized

>Having some cokehead stripper rub her herpes infested coochie on your face
No thanks

>people that don't find my lame jokes funny should be killed
ok Stalin

I’ve blown so much money over the years at strip clubs. Trying to get a handy or have sex. It’s a scam. These girls fuck with your most primitive emotion - having a good looking sexually free women be interested and care about you. Of course it’s all fake and for money.

It’s a trap for sure, for something you’re missing in the inside. Also porn of course is the main reason.

Kek

Those are pornstars retard

Because instead of blowing hundreds of dollars at a strip club I can take my girl to hooters, enjoy some nice ass and tits while eating some delicious wings. Then I go home and get laid for free like a real man.

okay that comic comes off as being self-aware and is epic

Ok boomer

you can't read and should be killed too retard

WIFE BAD
TECHNOLOGY BAD

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you can fuck strippers you gotta have game. show up before they close tell them your gay and theyre ugly and dont pay its an easy lay

I can just google boobs

Why would I pay for it

>*sips
>That made me laugh.

unlimited fapping material are easily accessible online, couple that with society pretending that men chasing skirt is a bad thing and it's a no-brainer shy so few young men bother with strip clubs

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Cheaper to go to the strippers in gta 4.

Half of the shit you listed isn't even true

>W-we do have FREEDUMBS!!!
Seething Amerifat

Irony is the highest tier of humour. The greatest authors in history have used it.