Need to turn $500 into $5000 in 3 months time

Need to turn $500 into $5000 in 3 months time.

Legit ideas only please. No chainlink etc.

Doesn't need to be crypto related and I can work every day for 2 to 3 hours max.

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chainlink

Kneepads

You any good with your mouth? If not then at least you've got a a butthole.

That's not enough of capital to start a business and not enough time to invest. I would give you ideas but it requires more wealth and time. You need to work more.

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Exactly enough time, labor, and money to go from syringe to fully fruited shrooms.
400$ gets you all materials and tools needed. One monotub runs ~5oz conservatively, running at least 1k profit per tub. If you do 6 tubs, you'll have made back your expenditures plus 5k you needed.
. Just make sure to do several runs in tandem, so if one contaminates you have plenty of backups.
Start on agar inside a SAB to reduce your contamination exposures.

Shrimp farm

I'm guessing you live in USA? Tons of shady opportunities there I bet. Sell fake gold to some boomer on craigslist, sell drugs, sell fake gucci shit.

Human trash.

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What is an easier/forgiving strain to grow?

Cheers

Did I hurt you feelings? How?

Get a job

Blag a high paying job
Buy shit at closing time at a garage sale or a car boot sale, when people are gonna give it to charity and make a cheap offer then flip it on ebay or amazon. You could x10 your money that way although with such a low starting amount it's gonna be really tough on shipping for the first few months.

Just try 2 or 3 different cubensis strains. Wollygong germinates seemingly quick.

Dumbass, i already have a job. Hence the limited time.

If you already have a job then what is the issue? Just use your paycheck. If you're less than minimum wage or something and can't get it then just work overtime.

Sell drugs

In theory a good idea, in reality I can't sell it. Setting up a darkmarket account will cost too much + I will have 0 rep

This has to be extra hustle, not from paycheck. My monthly salary is 800 usd. 3rd worlder.

I need 5k to fuck outta here

Oh and i already work 10 hour days kek

All on red at the casino three times in a row.

Fuck off we’re full.

Not to burgerland nobody wants to live there lmao

Not burger, we don’t want them either. Everywhere is full for people from Shit holes. Stay and make your Shit hole better, don’t come and ruin our paradises!

Ukraine is not really a paradise in my book, but way better than where I live now

Offer a 360 virtual tour service to small businesses in your area. A good 360 camera only costs about $250.00. Plus it’s an easy to service to do. An idiot can do it. You can charge a $100 per customer and upload the 360 virtual tour to the google page of the business and then provide a link so that they can put the tour on their website and Facebook page.

Fuck me this is a brilliant idea

get a freight brokering certificate.

I legit have a way that you could do this, but I don't want to share it with Jow Forums as a whole

Where are you based?

>get a freight brokering certificate.
the secret to unlimited success!

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I work 16 hour days. Work harder. Sorry about your situation. it's going to be tough. If there was an easy way then everyone would do it and then it wouldn't be lucrative anymore

Realistically that type of growth can only be done with high risk. But just because something is high risk doesn’t mean it’s a dumb decision. I say crypto is your best bet. Look into some low market caps that have big things coming in the next 1-3 months. Make sure they have cooled down from their last pump (aka buy low) Not shilling honestly, but look in to Lition. Super low market cap. Huge possibilities in the next 1-3 months. I’m sure there are a few more out there but I honestly haven’t researched many others. I put all my time into Lition. I would say you def would have a decent change of making 10x. No guarantees but if you are serious at least take 20 min to read about it and what’s coming up this month.

Good luck friend

invest in kneepads

He isn't even wrong. If you're at any job that isn't fucking McDonalds you should be able to make 5 grand within 3 months. Just work a ton of OT and you should be well beyond your target in fact.

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Typical burger thinking only the burgerworld exists

This. Just copped an Xbox one on sat with 2 controllers for $30

This

you could do this for far less than $20.

Maybe like $200 starting from scratch depending on the teq..well I might be speaking for myself actually since I have supplies, experience, etc.. I'm just not set up at the moment.

far less than *$400

sorry, too many shrooms man